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SwimHipster
BackupAlt
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You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

:smileyhappy:

 

:smileywink:

 

:heart:

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stilgar
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to BackupAlt - Message ID#: 63684079

*a wild creeper appears*

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...


If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"


Reika is my puppy. She is the most adorable puppy ever.
Roxy_da_Mistress: message received :smileywink:
4-HBabe is all mine! :smileymad:
still me is now in my sig.
LDK_SPARDA makes me blush.
GlitterCupcakes likes to feel special *feels her* Yup, she feels special.




Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.


SwimHipster
BackupAlt
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to stilgar - Message ID#: 63684437

:smileyhappy:
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Buddyroe274
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to stilgar - Message ID#: 63684437

And not a single poke-ball was wasted

GROOOOOWL.......SNARL!!!!!

Who has two thumbs, and just kicked your ass
☚(°ヮ゚☚)
SwimSuperfan
little_girl_lost
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to BackupAlt - Message ID#: 63684079

now its just pathetic

SwimHipster
BackupAlt
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to Buddyroe274 - Message ID#: 63684501

I don't get it.
SwimHipster
BackupAlt
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to little_girl_lost - Message ID#: 63684513

Someone's jealous.

:smileywink:
Swimuminati
stilgar
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to Buddyroe274 - Message ID#: 63684501

and the experience points weren't even worth

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...


If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"


Reika is my puppy. She is the most adorable puppy ever.
Roxy_da_Mistress: message received :smileywink:
4-HBabe is all mine! :smileymad:
still me is now in my sig.
LDK_SPARDA makes me blush.
GlitterCupcakes likes to feel special *feels her* Yup, she feels special.




Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.


SwimSuperfan
little_girl_lost
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to BackupAlt - Message ID#: 63684547


BackupAlt wrote:
Someone's jealous.

:smileywink:


**gags**

Swimmortal
valiente16
Posts: 47,809
Registered: 10-08-2003

Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to BackupAlt - Message ID#: 63684079

.........umm...thanks?

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

Babycakes
westpark
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to valiente16 - Message ID#: 63684679


valiente16 wrote:
.........umm...thanks?

:smileyvery-happy:

 

U don't like ur valentine from bucket?

WESTPARK THE KING OF ASMB
SwimHipster
BackupAlt
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to valiente16 - Message ID#: 63684679

:smileyhappy:
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valiente16
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Registered: 10-08-2003

Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to westpark - Message ID#: 63684693


westpark wrote:

valiente16 wrote:
.........umm...thanks?

:smileyvery-happy:

 

U don't like ur valentine from bucket?


:smileymad:                   shut up westpark...just you wait until you get one from fuggs

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

SwimLegend
covered_in_sponges
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to valiente16 - Message ID#: 63684679

For the record I'd also love to join this competition for attention/affection as well, however I am socially awkward and so... yeah.

*throws hat into the ring*

So what, am I supposed to like, wrestle bucket for your honor or something?

I haven't been on a date in about six years.
I'd like to thank everyone who participated and voted for an awesome competition.

Second Place- Grave by Kohikki


Third Place- Neon Genesis Evan-DELI-on by Gaynor


Also Third Place- Prophet By BadWitch

SwimHipster
BackupAlt
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to covered_in_sponges - Message ID#: 63684741

:smileymad:

To the death!
SwimLegend
covered_in_sponges
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to BackupAlt - Message ID#: 63684787

Have at you then!

...

...

How exactly are we supposed to do this?
I'd like to thank everyone who participated and voted for an awesome competition.

Second Place- Grave by Kohikki


Third Place- Neon Genesis Evan-DELI-on by Gaynor


Also Third Place- Prophet By BadWitch

SwimHipster
BackupAlt
Posts: 2,994
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to covered_in_sponges - Message ID#: 63684801

First one to blink loses.

O_O
SwimLegend
covered_in_sponges
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to BackupAlt - Message ID#: 63684817

As sit son, you dun just declared your death sentence.

If there's one thing I'm good at, it's holding my eyes open for an inordinate amount of time.

If there's two things I'm good at, it's also holding my breath for a really long time.

I decided to focus on these two aspects of my life rather than more practical ones, like math or social skills.

But hey, I can imitate a lizard fairly well.
I'd like to thank everyone who participated and voted for an awesome competition.

Second Place- Grave by Kohikki


Third Place- Neon Genesis Evan-DELI-on by Gaynor


Also Third Place- Prophet By BadWitch

Swimmortal
valiente16
Posts: 47,809
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to covered_in_sponges - Message ID#: 63684741

I rather you sword fight

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

Information Broker
helpme
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to valiente16 - Message ID#: 63684731


valiente16 wrote:

westpark wrote:

valiente16 wrote:
.........umm...thanks?

:smileyvery-happy:

 

U don't like ur valentine from bucket?


:smileymad:                   shut up westpark...just you wait until you get one from fuggs


oh harsh

thank god no one pays attention to me

SwimLegend
covered_in_sponges
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to valiente16 - Message ID#: 63684883

Can I use a spear?

My warrior essence manifests itself as a spear, it's not right to make me use a sword.
I'd like to thank everyone who participated and voted for an awesome competition.

Second Place- Grave by Kohikki


Third Place- Neon Genesis Evan-DELI-on by Gaynor


Also Third Place- Prophet By BadWitch

SwimGuru
MusketBoned
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to valiente16 - Message ID#: 63684883


valiente16 wrote:
I rather you sword fight
You would.
Do you have any fruit swords?

"I was just saying; smart smart smart, classic cars, Portland."

You're nothing more than an organized hill.
SwimHipster
BackupAlt
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to valiente16 - Message ID#: 63684883

Hear that, Sponges?

She wants us to frot.
SwimLegend
covered_in_sponges
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to BackupAlt - Message ID#: 63684901

Dude, I would destroy you on the field of battle.
I'd like to thank everyone who participated and voted for an awesome competition.

Second Place- Grave by Kohikki


Third Place- Neon Genesis Evan-DELI-on by Gaynor


Also Third Place- Prophet By BadWitch

SwimGuru
MusketBoned
Posts: 15,880
Registered: 11-20-2007
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Re: You Can't Spell Valentine's Without Valiente

Reply to BackupAlt - Message ID#: 63684901

At least your mind is working correctly.
Do you have any fruit swords?

"I was just saying; smart smart smart, classic cars, Portland."

You're nothing more than an organized hill.