Babbling

[Gyaos]

Lock myself in a storage room and kill myself. That's my survival tactic.

[slyfoxx2]

Why are you locking yourself in?

[CodeguruX2]

Oh yeah, and if anyone is going by Zombieland rules. Wait 3 weeks. It's a medical condition, not an immortality undead curse. The "zombies" will die from eating all the normal people and running out of food. Done deal, and why the movie makes no sense...

                                                 CodeguruX

[alucardsexyghost]

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CodeguruX2 wrote:

Oh yeah, and if anyone is going by Zombieland rules. Wait 3 weeks. It's a medical condition, not an immortality undead curse. The "zombies" will die from eating all the normal people and running out of food. Done deal, and why the movie makes no sense...

                                                 CodeguruX

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no where in the movie does it say that they can only eat humans. 

[CodeguruX2]

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alucardsexyghost wrote:

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CodeguruX2 wrote:

Oh yeah, and if anyone is going by Zombieland rules. Wait 3 weeks. It's a medical condition, not an immortality undead curse. The "zombies" will die from eating all the normal people and running out of food. Done deal, and why the movie makes no sense...

                                                 CodeguruX

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no where in the movie does it say that they can only eat humans. 

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No where in the movie does it show a zombie eating anything but humans...

                                   CodeguruX

[alucardsexyghost]

ok? that doesn't mean they can't.

[evilGnome]

I always assumed a zombie would eat anything that moves. 

[CodeguruX2]

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alucardsexyghost wrote:

ok? that doesn't mean they can't.

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And it doesn't mean they can, and if you want to be technical about it, and say there are other kinds of meat, zombies cannot produce food or breed livestock. After the farms are clear and meat stores are gone, still within weeks considering there are millions of them, what then? WHAT THEN? Have an answer? The movie doesn't...

                                    CodeguruX

[TheMrDeadHead]

it would seem zombies can eat other food depending on how fat the ones in the grocery store were and that they had "really let themselves go"

[molarbear]

I hear they don't like water..

or that could be aliens

[TheMrDeadHead]

nah, aliens swim fine.

zombies could go in water, but they'll get eaten by fish or sink to the bottom, or just kinda float in the middle not able to move... they lack the motor skills for swimming or even basic floating.

[FLCL22]

AA12 and plenty of ammo.

[VTEKID]

kill 'em.

kill 'em all.

[SaugusHagar]

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Ceresavi wrote:

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SaugusHagar wrote:remember that if zombies won't eat zombie meat, then maybe you shouldn't either.

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Is this meant to be advocating cannibalism or is that just a coincidence?

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nothing I say is without duality

[Gyaos]

So I don't become one of them.

[westpark]

Have a big gun with a lotta bullets. always worked 4 me

[terminaldave]

well dam i have no choice but to play killing floor now....

[obeythechihuahua]

an hour and 14 mins . But I'd probably have a close companion shoot me way before then.

[Mj?llnir]

Wear a mouth-covering. When you're slicing and shooting all the zombie brains, some of it is bound to get on your lip.

[HonorableCloud]

1. Don't shoot Ellen Page

2. Don't shoot Bill Murray

3. Be sure to have a fully charged MP3 player on you at all times

4. Don't shoot Ellen Page

5. If you find Ellen Page dead, weep like a little school girl

6. If number 5 happened, create an imaginary Ellen Page that you can talk to during your lonely travels (as if you don't do that already)

7. Shoot SwimOdin, even if he isn't a zombie

8. Wank it often. If you can wank it, then you haven't lost your humanity

9. Don't talk about Fight Club

10. Always wear sunscreen

11. Ellen Page

[Shadowstaarr]

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CodeguruX2 wrote:

Oh yeah, and if anyone is going by Zombieland rules. Wait 3 weeks. It's a medical condition, not an immortality undead curse. The "zombies" will die from eating all the normal people and running out of food. Done deal, and why the movie makes no sense...

                                                 CodeguruX

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Really?  I thought that movie didn't make sense because there were zombies in it.

[Shadowstaarr]

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CodeguruX2 wrote:

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alucardsexyghost wrote:

ok? that doesn't mean they can't.

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And it doesn't mean they can, and if you want to be technical about it, and say there are other kinds of meat, zombies cannot produce food or breed livestock. After the farms are clear and meat stores are gone, still within weeks considering there are millions of them, what then? WHAT THEN? Have an answer? The movie doesn't...

                                    CodeguruX

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And let's think about if they could eat animals, then we have an animal zombie problem.  Nor do I recall the film (or any other zombie related media) say that zombies need to eat to survive.  Seemed more like a reflex sorta deal, they do it because it's instinct, not because they need to live.  But that's all neither here nor there, 'cause this thread is about zombie survival tips.

[Elijah_Baley]

And the best tip is to hang out with you, since you'd have to die first.

[Ceresavi]

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Elijah_Baley wrote:
And the best tip is to hang out with you, since you'd have to die first.

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I'd never hang out with Shadow if there were zombies about.

I mean, a trip to Oregon was disastrous enough, I don't even want to think about adding zombies to the mix.

Shadow's just a magnet of misfortune.

He'd probably get us all bit.

[Shadowstaarr]

Besides, I'd just kill all of you and use you as distractions.