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Clan of the Crypt
scrapyard
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beesex

me & my roomate saw 2bees hav'n the sex

they were lay'n down & click'n & my roomate was like look they're do'n it

&i looked & they were

&one was on top &they were like click'n

whats up w/that

Zombie Slayer
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Bees do it birds do it, let's do it.
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Bees have sex. Probably more frequently than you and I.
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You saw bees and didn't instantly murder them?

What the hell is wrong with you?
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Re: beesex

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I thought bees had sex with birds or something.

Then they get bird flu for being sinful and die.
Clan of the Crypt
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def more than i

but i thought they like did it w/the queen

who sat on her big fatass in the hive or sometin

was i witness 2wild rogue beesex???!!

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Saddy
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i saw dragonflies doin' it like half an hour ago. flying bugs must be **alf** today or something.

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Clan of the Crypt
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were they fly'n &do'n it

or were they like parked & do' nit

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Saddy
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both. they were on the fence by the deck. then they flew away while doin' it. then they came back and they were on the deck. then they flew away again.

'cause i'm all yours if you're all mine
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Zombie Slayer
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I watched squirrels doin it today. It was really kind of cute.
The male was all flirty and the female looked totally disinterested.
After they were done they just laid down on the branch and slept.
Clan of the Crypt
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yer jok'n

1time i wasnt sure if squirels were fight'n or try'n 2do it

they were like scrambl'n around & then one was like bam

just stoppd scrambl'n & posed

&stayed posed 4bout 20mins

&the other one ran up the tree & spied on the posed one 4long time
&i got tired of wait'n 4sometin 2happend & went back inside

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I see them doin' it all the time. Sometimes it's real gentle other times they chatter and run around then do it. It's hot as hades right now so I think the lady squirrel just wanted to stay cool. They always do it on the dogwood outside my studio or in the Rotadendrum outside my office.
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I fapped to bee porn once.

It was intense.
Clan of the Crypt
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sounds perf

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Was it unbeelievable?
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totzzzzz

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this is weird because yesterday i googled "bee sex."

right now i don't remember WHY i did it, but i do remember that the image results were fairly interesting.
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to fly and have sex at the same time is so talented.

just think about it, i'm pretty sure i can't have sex and sprint around at the same time. at least, not satisfying sex.

**alf** sexy bugs. havin' all the good sexin'.
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I think I saw something on television about how you can hear the popping sound of the male bee's pen0r breaking off when they're done.

So if you hear any popping, be sure to tell the boy bee to rest in peace.
Clan of the Crypt
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u googled 2get the pix!!

which is cool i ilke do that 2

but their weinrs are so smal i never get 2c anything

 

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Last week I I put liquid paper on a bee....it died.
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I wonder if the female bee decided to sting the male bee to death afterwards. That would be hilarious in a fuuuuuudgeed up way.

 

KaM: Holy sh!t. Really?! Did it at least fly around some before it died or was it a quick death?

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I once spray glued a spider to death... It took a surprisingly large amount of glue...

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It was a line from Step Brothers.

Clan of the Crypt
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thats good cuz i'd slap the black offa u if u killd a bee

spiders ok but not the bees