how to score a free meal @ denny's

conanwong · ‎11-26-2010

pretend you're the new manager. mugshot included.

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covered_in_sponges · ‎07-29-2007

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valiente16 · ‎10-08-2003

I lol'ed...dude was obviously hungry and maybe had short order cook experience.

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little_girl_lost · ‎04-03-2009

lol @ smugshot

4-HBabe · ‎02-23-2005

Who wants to eat at Denny's?

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stilgar · ‎07-19-2003

i was going to take you to denny's on our first date

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...

If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"

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comedyswimfan089 · ‎08-03-2004

Brings new meaning to "self-service"

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4-HBabe · ‎02-23-2005

stilgar wrote:
i was going to take you to denny's on our first date

Smexeh

in a nauseating way.

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beyondthehorizon · ‎12-02-2005

He didn't seem to mind being arrested.

Sad that they didn't let him finish his burger.

The dude's over 50, saying he probably has experience cooking a cheeseburger seems kinda unnecessary.

Dinner and a show at Denny's. Whodathunk?

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stilgar · ‎07-19-2003

4-HBabe wrote:
stilgar wrote:
i was going to take you to denny's on our first date
Smexeh

in a nauseating way.

well, where would you want to go?

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...

If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"

Reika is my puppy. She is the most adorable puppy ever.
Roxy_da_Mistress: message received
4-HBabe is all mine!
still me is now in my sig.
LDK_SPARDA makes me blush.
GlitterCupcakes likes to feel special *feels her* Yup, she feels special.

Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.

4-HBabe · ‎02-23-2005

Some place that doesn't serve a dish called moons over my hammy, and isn't open 24 hours a day.

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stilgar · ‎07-19-2003

how about an indian restaurant?

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...

If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"

Reika is my puppy. She is the most adorable puppy ever.
Roxy_da_Mistress: message received
4-HBabe is all mine!
still me is now in my sig.
LDK_SPARDA makes me blush.
GlitterCupcakes likes to feel special *feels her* Yup, she feels special.

Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.

4-HBabe · ‎02-23-2005

That would be fine.

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stilgar · ‎07-19-2003

its a nice one too

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...

If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"

Reika is my puppy. She is the most adorable puppy ever.
Roxy_da_Mistress: message received
4-HBabe is all mine!
still me is now in my sig.
LDK_SPARDA makes me blush.
GlitterCupcakes likes to feel special *feels her* Yup, she feels special.

Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.

Buddyroe274 · ‎05-27-2009

.................Why'd he bring the crack pipes?

"Calypso, he called himself........It was a stupid name, I wanted to kill him there and then....."

I'm a prodigy sonny, and I'm about to smack a b!tch up

Who has two thumbs, and just kicked your ass
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Jack Donaghy, playing with himself.......It's a Jack-off

Mjöllnir · ‎10-08-2010

I think the crack pipes brought him there.

Buddyroe274 · ‎05-27-2009

Silly entra........You can't eat 3/4 of a burger on crack.

"Calypso, he called himself........It was a stupid name, I wanted to kill him there and then....."

I'm a prodigy sonny, and I'm about to smack a b!tch up

Who has two thumbs, and just kicked your ass
☚(°ヮﾟ☚)
Jack Donaghy, playing with himself.......It's a Jack-off

Mjöllnir · ‎10-08-2010

You can do anything on crack. or at least you'll think you can.

westpark · ‎10-26-2005

"I don’t know if he had 30 years with Denny’s, but he probably has had experience cooking a cheeseburger in the past."

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Sleipnir · ‎05-05-2009

Sounds like a free beer and hot wings stunt gone too far.

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