Babbling

[Snowy1]

well...I dunno...I assume..
She's always getting my attention and says she likes talking to me...(I like talking to her too and that's saying something because I'm usually paranoid and burdened by conversations- "Oh, I shouldn't have said that", "Oh, I should have said that")
Anyways, my family has picked up on this and asked me about her.
I said "she's out of my league".
They asked why as they giggled like idiots...
(Besides the obvious that she's a 10 and I'm a 5 at best by comparison)
I said "she's 19, has a job, and lives alone".
Oh how quickly a face can change...
My mom said "SHE'S 19, LIVES ALONE, AND LIKES YOU?!?!
NO, JUST...NO, NOO, SECONDLY YOUR ILLEGAL" I said "well it's not like I'll ever sleep with her anyways " but even reason gets shot down by a flurry of "NO"s

I wasn't going to pursue anything...but because of that, I'm going to give it a shot. fuuuuuudge "no"

[VTEKID]

God dammit. 

[NaBraniel]

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Snowy1 wrote:

she's a 10 and I'm a 5 at best by comparison

I'm going to give it a shot.

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[Snowy1]

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VTEKID wrote:

God dammit. 

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odd reply

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[VTEKID]

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Snowy1 wrote:

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VTEKID wrote:

God dammit. 

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odd reply

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Even though i have a wicked awesome Honda and am a definite 5, i have yet to have a girl voluntarily talk to me. 

My OP was rife with jealousy, is what I'm saying. 

[Snowy1]

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NaBraniel wrote:

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Snowy1 wrote:

she's a 10 and I'm a 5 at best by comparison

I'm going to give it a shot.

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Nice edit first of all
Secondly, if I get shot down, ah well. , **grok** happens. Life is about trials and errors

[neverkeepchangin11]

What the f*ck did I just read

[Shadowstaarr]

Date her secretly. Do not skin her to make a lamp. These are tricks I learned from television and my uncle.

[FalgoreXYX]

You want to know what the best part is? Now that you're doing this out of spite, either you fail with added misery or you succeed and get to think "take that mom" with every thrusting motion. You're screwed...

                           CodeguruX

[Stokenstein]

Grow a pair? Girls like that.

Good on you, chase women while you're young, it doesn't get any easier as you get older.

[no-P-in-our-ool]

Ok, if a girl who is a 10 is giving you the time of day, and she has a job and her own place, you had better go after it.

to hell with what anyone else thinks.

take the risk. what do you have to lose?

[Snowy1]

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VTEKID wrote:

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Snowy1 wrote:

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VTEKID wrote:

God dammit. 

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odd reply

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Even though i have a wicked awesome Honda and am a definite 5, i have yet to have a girl voluntarily talk to me. 

My OP was rife with jealousy, is what I'm saying. 

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Don't worry, it was only by chance encounters that she started talking to me.

[EzraPound]

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FalgoreXYX wrote:

You want to know what the best part is? Now that you're doing this out of spite, either you fail with added misery or you succeed and get to think "take that mom" with every thrusting motion. You're screwed...

                           CodeguruX

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I applaud you, sir, but he should add an extra dimension and scream:

MAMA

MAMA

MAMA

BLOOD

BLOOD BLOOD

WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME

MOTHER?!!!

WHY?!!!!!

Just scar that chick for life, man.

[Snowy1]

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FalgoreXYX wrote:

You want to know what the best part is? Now that you're doing this out of spite, either you fail with added misery or you succeed and get to think "take that mom" with every thrusting motion. You're screwed...

                           CodeguruX

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Well I like her...now my anger has turned into confidence
I'd never just want someone out of spite, that's cruel.

[Snowy1]

This has gotten weird.

[EzraPound]

You wanna try weird, give her an abe lincoln, that is where when you are about to **grok** you spew your **grok** all over her chin and take then take some of your own **grok** and then attach it to said chin and then put a stovepipe hat on her head.

[Snowy1]

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Shadowstaarr wrote:
Date her secretly. Do not skin her to make a lamp. These are tricks I learned from television and my uncle.

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I couldn't even imagine having sex with her in my head.
Probably end with me getting a nose bleed and passing out as my head falls into dense objects (this just being my imagination)...

[Snowy1]

I deeply regret this topic. I expected more positive and appropriate replies . I was delusional .

[EzraPound]

So, you don't have a stovepipe hat then?

At least I am not telling you to **grok** in her **grok**.  That would be disgusting.

[no-P-in-our-ool]

You must have overlooked my reply then....

[Snowy1]

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no-P-in-our-ool wrote:

You must have overlooked my reply then....

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I did.
*scrolls up*
*reads*
You're right, I don't have anything to lose! ...well possibly conversation privileges with a really cool woman...which could prob be salvaged with a little understanding...

But you're right!

[GoDanceInARiver]

I know how you feel man, hot girls are talking to me all the time.

There's this asian chick in my German class who wants my d!ck.

Then there's this mousy chick in my psych class who wants my d!ck.

Then there's this chick with glasses in my english class who wants my d!ck as well.

Then there's this blond chick in the FYS I'm taking, yeah, she totz wants my d!ck.

[Snowy1]

[GoDanceInARiver]

What can I say? The ladies want me.

But they ain't gonna get me.

Because I'm terrified of them.

[Mj?llnir]