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SwimHotshot
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military hottie#3 does NOT have a gf!

not yet... theres a chick he just hangs out with.. nothing serious

 

 

 

i dont know what i want.... started talking to military hottie #2 again.. he's coming over after work tonight...about to get some beer and stuff for him now

he's married

 

8-O

 

 

 

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Shadowstaarr
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Does enlisting in the army mean automatically having to perform service in your company?  If so, I'm leaving the country in case of a draft.

VirusJunkie : I DONT WANT THAT MAN ON MY CO0CH!

ban dat dude!

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*facepalms and shakes head* fugglesss...You're better than that. Stop the whole "I'm sexually easy" thing and look after your child. *leaves thread*

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I wouldn't date an army man.

A) 99% of soldiers are dumb
B) If he doesn't get blown up, his mind will be ripped asunder upon returning
C) The government doesn't give two craps about returning vets. Good luck supporting your PTSD boyfriend for the rest of your lives.
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SwimStar
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You'd be a Military Uggo, so no.
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that's it...

I am convinced that you are a 43 year old soccer mom with 3 kids that are in school right now. your husband is an investment banker. your have 2 cars that are leased and you live in a 700,000 house.

you get bored home alone all day so you float around the internet telling stories about how crazy your made up life is because it makes your squeaky clean boring life look like a dirty sordid mess that is always exciting.
SwimHotshot
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i dont know what branch yet.. im afraid he'll say he's the same as the guy who i fell for and then all hell will break loose!!!... he looks and acts like it but i am praying he's army ... #2 is airforce... i tell him where i live so he can stop by after work and he's like "WOW YOU ARE LIKE TWO SECONDS AWAY" i laughed and thought about what you asmbers would say
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I really can't say that I give a fuck.

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Shadowstaarr
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Impossible. Joining the armed forces automatically boosts your attractiveness rating by 3points, and that would put me at 11/10.


It also gives me +3 charm.
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ban dat dude!

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neverkeepchangin11 wrote:
that's it...

I am convinced that you are a 43 year old soccer mom with 3 kids that are in school right now. your husband is an investment banker. your have 2 cars that are leased and you live in a 700,000 house.

you get bored home alone all day so you float around the internet telling stories about how crazy your made up life is because it makes your squeaky clean boring life look like a dirty sordid mess that is always exciting.

first of all this all is NOT all that exciting... AND is NOT, i repeat NOT made up

 

and boi i wish.. .especially the part where i dont have to work ***NaClO***

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Shadowstaarr wrote:

Does enlisting in the army mean automatically having to perform service in your company?  If so, I'm leaving the country in case of a draft.


I'm Sure the Military already has a Film out about avoiding "Certain People" in the Community!

 and it's not "Service in your Company" it's Her servicing THE Company.

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Finally a blog update!
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Yeah, well this high ground gives me a +3 to my agility.
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you know you love it..

i think i made a bad decision. yesterday #3 sent a pic of him wearing one of those retard hillbilly hunter hats and it was like a knife in my heart. i could never date him if he goes around looking like he is about to shoot poor defenseless animals.. military or not..ah well. i didnt respond to the pic for hours and hours and i think it hurt his feelings because he stopped texting. whoops.
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Shadowstaarr wrote:
Impossible. Joining the armed forces automatically boosts your attractiveness rating by 3points, and that would put me at 11/10.


It also gives me +3 charm.

Oh really??

 

call me.

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fugglesss wrote:
you know you love it..

i think i made a bad decision. yesterday #3 sent a pic of him wearing one of those retard hillbilly hunter hats and it was like a knife in my heart. i could never date him if he goes around looking like he is about to shoot poor defenseless animals.. military or not..ah well. i didnt respond to the pic for hours and hours and i think it hurt his feelings because he stopped texting. whoops.
But he can go around looking like he shoots people for a living? Also, are you a vegetarian? Also, you're going to stick with a numbering system?
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Shadowstaarr wrote:

Does enlisting in the army mean automatically having to perform service in your company?  If so, I'm leaving the country in case of a draft.


Please. Say it isn't so.

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fugglesss wrote:

Shadowstaarr wrote:
Impossible. Joining the armed forces automatically boosts your attractiveness rating by 3points, and that would put me at 11/10.


It also gives me +3 charm.

Oh really??

 

call me.


O_o

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fugglesss wrote:

Shadowstaarr wrote:
Impossible. Joining the armed forces automatically boosts your attractiveness rating by 3points, and that would put me at 11/10.


It also gives me +3 charm.

Oh really??

 

call me.


RUN STAARR, RUNNNNNNNNNNNN.

 

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OH, he's not seeing anyone. But you're calling up a married man. Somehow, that makes you un-hoeish.

You're going to be the old woman in the bar wearing a cheeta print jumpsuit with fuchsia pumps , bearing a turkey neck, bad weave, wrinkly cleavage, and a bad smoking habit, talkin bout "Haay sailor!"[*COUGH* *WHEEZE* COUGH*].

Don't be that woman,fuggles..grow up.

F'real though, this could've been addressed in the original thread.
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fugglesss wrote:


i think i made my life is a bad decision.

 

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Wtf is wrong with you?

 

 

 

It's one thing to be all loose and stuff. I wont judge. I don't give a crap.

but dudes a married man! Not ok! You know where this is going to head. In what way does this sound like an ok idea?

and if he does come over, kick him in the balls for even thinking about trying with another woman. The douche. 

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duzitickle wrote:

 


fugglesss wrote:

Shadowstaarr wrote:
Impossible. Joining the armed forces automatically boosts your attractiveness rating by 3points, and that would put me at 11/10.


It also gives me +3 charm.

Oh really??

 

call me.


RUN STAARR, RUNNNNNNNNNNNN.

 


THIS!!!!!!! except FASTER!

"It is good that war is so terrible, lest we become to fond of it! "
(Robert E. Lee, Battle of Fredricksburg)! " It was a Close run Thing!" (The Duke of Wellington, after the battle of Waterloo)
"And that's the way it is!" (Walter Cronkite) "Beware of Foriegn entanglements, and the setting up of political parties" (George Washingtons farewell address) "Beware of the Military Industrial Complex" (Dwight David Eisenhower's farewell address) "Power corupts, and absolute Power, Corupts, ABSOLUTELY" (Benjamin Franklin) "Three pints of Guinness, for that's what was poured, Three pints of Guinness, Three, and no more"( I thought that up) "If it is NOT Nesessary to Amend the Constitution, THEN it is Nesessary NOT to AMEND IT" (Benjamin Franklin)
"America has no Real Native Criminal Class, We just have CONGRESS" (Mark Twain) "the BEST friend a Man Can Have is a Congressman, that is Completely Bought & Paid for" (Mark Twain)