Babbling

[fugglesss]

He got a girl
He got married
But still wants this black berry
Military hottie
Go to war?
For sure!
He loves to see the world
Military hottie
A laugh, a clown
But only makes me frown
Miltary hottie
The sex, the best
It helps reduce my stress
Military hottie

[KuroKiri]

This again?

[InternetCasanova]

Make your poetry better.

[fugglesss]

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[Saddy]

needs moar platonic jacuzzi! good luck finding a word that rhymes with jacuzzi. nevermind, floozy, woozy... yea, not so difficult. carry on.

[InternetCasanova]

Gimme a few minutes and I will Ishtar the crap out of you.

[Tempty_McHotstuff]

i think i'm dying.

[GroovyAtlas]

Better than Vogon poetry.

[Glodson]

Military Hottie,
Banging your black body.
Getting that booty
Is his duty.
Blasting it on the side,
Sex he must hide.
His mortar in your range
Possibly gave you the mange.
The addiction to his hammer
Makes you stammer.
He causes you stress
That even his sex cannot address.
It is only good
Because he stimulates your hood.
He won't leave his future wife,
So it is time to get a life.

[valiente16]

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Glodson wrote:
Military Hottie,
Banging your black body.
Getting that booty
Is his duty.
Blasting it on the side,
Sex he must hide.
His mortar in your range
Possibly gave you the mange.
The addiction to his hammer
Makes you stammer.
He causes you stress
That even his sex cannot address.
It is only good
Because he stimulates your hood.
He won't leave his future wife,
So it is time to get a life.

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I think I peed a little from giggling.....only you Glod...only you

[Glodson]

Let's see Poet rattle off this crap on a Kindle while nursing a sick kid.

[valiente16]

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Glodson wrote:
Let's see Poet rattle off this crap on a Kindle while nursing a sick kid.

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[Buddyroe274]

Earnest Hemingway just committed suicide again.

[Victor_Noir]

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Glodson wrote:
Let's see Poet rattle off this crap on a Kindle while nursing a sick kid.

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yo yo check it

all my military brothas know me by the name of town bike

if you can't poke this vajayjay then go take a hike

ive got more street cred than the combined duo of Maury and Jerry Springer

if you don't know by now, I'm a mothaflippin' dead ringer

they fill me up with gametes and my belly swells up like balloon

I be poppin' up hoards of babies when the clock strikes noon

these babble haters are stealin' my shine

of course they be jealous cause this fuggle is so fine

CHORUS: SHE'S SO FINE. THIS BABY MACHINE IS SO FINE. SHE'S GOT PROMISCUITY AND IRRESPONSIBILITY IN SPADES AND ALL THE MILITARY FELLAS WANTS TO GET HER LAID/S. OH BABY, SHE'S SO FINE.

[capt_taco]

... and I thought high school girls were the ones known for bad poetry.

[Glodson]

Not bad, not bad.

[fugglesss]

No its not. At least I kept mine 100 without making sh*t up. How am I a baby machine when people here younger than me with more kids, hm???? HM????

[Glodson]

Poetic license.

[fugglesss]

Oh good. Someone who knows what that is. Now go show buddyroe.

[Glodson]

I don't want to make him jealous.

[railroadengine]

HE?
I thought that was about Margaret Houlihan.

[LadyMiseryAli]

There are better ways to get attention than bragging about being a home-wrecker.

Just saying. 

[fugglesss]

What home was wrecked and in what way?

Ok, let me know the answer when you are done making up stories in your itty bitty mind.

[fugglesss]

That doesn't stop you in every other thread when you are talking about your monster sized man meat.

[Glodson]

I don't talk about it.

It just makes its presence know. And this other white meat is not available for porking.