03-11-2012 02:36 PM - edited 03-11-2012 02:39 PM
i hate doctors. nothing but glorified nerds. anyway, my girlfriend went to see her doctor and he told her she needs to lose wieght or she gonna get unhealthy. STUPID DOCTOR! i dont wanna date some skinny HOE! if i wanted to do dat, i would dig up a skelleton and pork it.
so we was at da grocery store, and she asked me to get healthy foods. she asked for me to buy salad and i said "better grow yourself one. we aint buyin no damm salad, man". she got all mad dat night as i fixed us up some fried chicken, pizza, and beef jerky.I said "better eat all of dat, cos i like my women fat" and she got all mad and started yelling at me.
now she moved back in with her parents and won't even speak to me. SHE BETTER NOT BE GETTING SKINNY OVER THERE!
Reply to Gurgle - Message ID#: 64038075
03-11-2012 03:37 PM
women dont listen to anything anymore.
Reply to Gurgle - Message ID#: 64038075
03-11-2012 03:39 PM
there's a difference between a thick chick and a fat one.
if she wants to lose weight be supportive of her. hell, if someone said they didn't like my abs i wouldn't give a fuuuuuudge. what you eat doesn't make me shit.
Reply to Gurgle - Message ID#: 64038075
03-11-2012 11:10 PM
Gurgle and McGangstaPoop are the same people I think.
Reply to Gurgle - Message ID#: 64038075
03-11-2012 11:10 PM
your hand wants to lose weight?
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Reply to Tempty_McHotstuff - Message ID#: 64038877
03-11-2012 11:12 PM
Tempty_McHotstuff wrote:there's a difference between a thick chick and a fat one.
if she wants to lose weight be supportive of her. hell, if someone said they didn't like my abs i wouldn't give a fuuuuuudge. what you eat doesn't make me shit.
Why are you taking OP even almost seriously? I was under the impression that you were smarter than that.
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Reply to MackenCheez - Message ID#: 64044475
03-12-2012 08:41 AM
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Tempty_McHotstuff wrote:there's a difference between a thick chick and a fat one.
if she wants to lose weight be supportive of her. hell, if someone said they didn't like my abs i wouldn't give a fuuuuuudge. what you eat doesn't make me shit.
Why are you taking OP even almost seriously? I was under the impression that you were smarter than that.
i'm responding for the sake of responding?
i didn't want to come in here with my flamethrower and pitchfork. it's tiring, ok.
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Reply to Tempty_McHotstuff - Message ID#: 64038877
03-12-2012 08:48 AM
Tempty_McHotstuff wrote:there's a difference between a thick chick and a fat one.
if she wants to lose weight be supportive of her. hell, if someone said they didn't like my abs i wouldn't give a fuuuuuudge. what you eat doesn't make me shit.
How much have u been working out lately?
Reply to Gurgle - Message ID#: 64038075
03-12-2012 08:52 AM - edited 03-12-2012 09:44 AM
Reply to Gurgle - Message ID#: 64038075
03-12-2012 08:58 AM
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Reply to westpark - Message ID#: 64049137
03-12-2012 09:03 AM
i've been running around 5 in the morning and swimming mid day.
i want to be toned, but not manly muscular. i do delicate things.
Reply to Gurgle - Message ID#: 64038075
03-12-2012 10:21 AM
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