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Gurgle
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my girlfriend wants to lose wieght

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i hate doctors. nothing but glorified nerds. anyway, my girlfriend went to see her doctor and he told her she needs to lose wieght or she gonna get unhealthy. STUPID DOCTOR! i dont wanna date some skinny HOE! if i wanted to do dat, i would dig up a skelleton and pork it.

 

so we was at da grocery store, and she asked me to get healthy foods. she asked for me to buy salad and i said "better grow yourself one. we aint buyin no damm salad, man". she got all mad dat night as i fixed us up some fried chicken, pizza, and beef jerky.I said "better eat all of dat, cos i like my women fat" and she got all mad and started yelling at me.

 

now she moved back in with her parents and won't even speak to me. SHE BETTER NOT BE GETTING SKINNY OVER THERE!

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Re: my girlfriend wants to lose wieght

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women dont listen to anything anymore.

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Tempty_McHotstuff
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there's a difference between a thick chick and a fat one.

 

if she wants to lose weight be supportive of her. hell, if someone said they didn't like my abs i wouldn't give a fuuuuuudge. what you eat doesn't make me shit.

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Gurgle and McGangstaPoop are the same people I think.

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If I post in it, they will leave.
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your hand wants to lose weight?

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...


If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

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MackenCheez
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Tempty_McHotstuff wrote:

there's a difference between a thick chick and a fat one.

 

if she wants to lose weight be supportive of her. hell, if someone said they didn't like my abs i wouldn't give a fuuuuuudge. what you eat doesn't make me shit.


Why are you taking OP even almost seriously? I was under the impression that you were smarter than that.

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Tempty_McHotstuff
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MackenCheez wrote:

Tempty_McHotstuff wrote:

there's a difference between a thick chick and a fat one.

 

if she wants to lose weight be supportive of her. hell, if someone said they didn't like my abs i wouldn't give a fuuuuuudge. what you eat doesn't make me shit.


Why are you taking OP even almost seriously? I was under the impression that you were smarter than that.


i'm responding for the sake of responding?

 

i didn't want to come in here with my flamethrower and pitchfork. it's tiring, ok.

 

serf your way into the ocean of gtfo. :smileytongue:

 

*hug*

 

 

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westpark
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Tempty_McHotstuff wrote:

there's a difference between a thick chick and a fat one.

 

if she wants to lose weight be supportive of her. hell, if someone said they didn't like my abs i wouldn't give a fuuuuuudge. what you eat doesn't make me shit.


How much have u been working out lately?

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Saddy
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you shoulda duct taped her to a chair and made her eat bacon grease
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JQuest15
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Man oh man, i love me them Thick Girls.

That is a guilty pleasure of mine :3
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Tempty_McHotstuff
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i've been running around 5 in the morning and swimming mid day.

 

i want to be toned, but not manly muscular. i do delicate things.

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Re: my girlfriend wants to lose wieght

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I thought this was a serious post at first, but the more I read, the more my IQ dropped.