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Swimuminati
stilgar
Posts: 116,980
Registered: ‎07-19-2003
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my threads

are all kinds of terrible today

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so its business as usual

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...


If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

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SwimHipster
HappySour
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Re: my threads

Reply to stilgar - Message ID#: 65181654

Don't worry, mine are always bad.

Some people will tell me I'm crazy, and I'll tell them that's the only thing that keeps me sane.
Forever is a long time, but I wouldn't mind spending it by your side.
SwimSuperfan
KuroKiri
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Re: my threads

Reply to stilgar - Message ID#: 65181654

At least it ain't locked.














Yet. :smileyindifferent:
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SwimStar
Pandaka
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Registered: ‎12-20-2009
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Re: my threads

Reply to stilgar - Message ID#: 65181654

I dont even make threads.

They just fall right out of my ass and into the internet.
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Sieg67
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Registered: ‎01-04-2005
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Re: my threads

Reply to stilgar - Message ID#: 65181654

I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My threads
My threads
My threads

Talk'n 'bout myyy threeeads
My threads!

Oooeeeooooooooooo

....
I...yeah.
Don't know.
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