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No self respecting IT guy would ever spend 6 hours upgrading a computer then take it out back to shoot it........By upgrade he must have meant clicked on a FireFox update.

 

As far as the little girl, hell I figure that's just that age..........I'm know she was harcore bitching, but does she at least do the chores.......He said she won't get a job, but if she does the chores he was just overreacting...........Hell, she probably figures she doesn't need a job since daddy has money to pump $120 worth of lead into a laptop he just dumped $130 dollars in software into.

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We'll wait a couple years for when your daughter starts having a regular period considers her once awesome father, strange, geeky and a constant source of shame around her friends. Then goes on facebook and talks about how lazy you are to "the world". You might or might not put on a cowboy hat and start shooting things you never thought you would shoot.

Valid point though Buddy. I'm just fairly sure once your little girl gets her menses the world may turn all shades of terrible. I don't have a little girl and I hope I never do, but from the deadpan stare of most men with girls in their teens questioning in the recesses of their minds where in life they blasphemed against God so horribly to deserve this punishment, I can guess it isn't always a happy time.

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I don't know, I know lots of IT guys that would love to break computers

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Stop painting on my blank canvas.

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With blood? or just in general.

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I love to break/experiment on em when they're obsolete......Not when I just spent time babying it.

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You, sir, are evil.

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good for him. kids these days are ungrateful little brats who think that they are owed something [there are some fine examples all over these boards and in this thread even]. if my kid had done that i would have done the same thing. well, maybe not shot it, but yea. but my kids wouldn't, not because my kids are perfect or because they just love me so much that they would never talk that way about me or blue, but because both me and blue are on our daughters' friend list. it was a condition of them being allowed to have a facebook account. just as us having their login information was. if their grades drop, their account gets deactivated. if i see inappropriate crap being posted i have no qualms about saying something about it or deleting it. i don't care what their friends think of me. i'm not my kids' friend, i'm their mom.
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So then what's the worst thing they've posted even knowing there was a parental filter? My brother has my parents as friends and he usually uploads pictures of himself high.

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once they hit 18 they might be changing those passwords..because they then ya know...are adults and get a little crazy

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At first I found that hilarious, but now that I think about it it's rather creepy.

 

I know several parents who have actually done things like that, and they did it to be threatening (as in "keep up the backtalk and I'll do to you what I just did to that thing").

 

I can't help but get those kinds of vibes from that video...

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That father is no bad ass. He's a piece of sh­it.
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She certainly needed to be punished. If for nothing else than being stupid enough to post that online. But shooting the laptop is a waste. Sell the bastard, or something if you are going to get rid of it.


Pretty much this. I like the cut of the father's jib (a LOT), but after sinking that much time and effort into the ungrateful little c-nt's machine it makes more sense to pawn it off instead of turning it into Swiss cheese.

 

Still, I can understand why he did it. It's still a much, much better course of action than taking a belt to the brat, when I was this age I was far more fearful of my parents taking freedoms and belongings away than I was of a few bruises.

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crapshot2 wrote:

this is bad ass to the nth degree

 

if it's to long for you fastforward to 7 minutes and be pleased.


Sometimes I wish I had a dad when I was a kid, but after seeing that, I'm kinda glad I didn't.

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Also, "a bullet through your laptop". I know Second Amendment fans and all, but really?

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Buddyroe274 wrote:

No self respecting IT guy would ever spend 6 hours upgrading a computer then take it out back to shoot it........By upgrade he must have meant clicked on a FireFox update.

 

As far as the little girl, hell I figure that's just that age..........I'm know she was harcore bitching, but does she at least do the chores.......He said she won't get a job, but if she does the chores he was just overreacting...........Hell, she probably figures she doesn't need a job since daddy has money to pump $120 worth of lead into a laptop he just dumped $130 dollars in software into.



oh, you'd be surprised what one would do if angry enough.
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once they hit 18 they might be changing those passwords..because they then ya know...are adults and get a little crazy


yea, not if they are in my house. if me and daddy are still paying the bills, you're not grown. sorry, kids.
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Because he shot up an ungrateful brat's computer? Oh hell no, he isn't. He's pissed off at her unreasonable whiny f-cking attitude, and while I agree he's no badass, he's certainly no piece of sh*t either. Josh Powell's a better example of that.
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i would have taken an axe to it while they stood there and watched

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yea. pretty much. i have no qualms about trashing something i paid for if the kids act like jerks.
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yea. pretty much. i have no qualms about trashing something i paid for if the kids act like jerks.

ditto. my daughter just came off a month long grounding because of some dumb crap she did in school. she's doing a lot better now.

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