Babbling

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

my oven has not been used in over 5 years...

and my skills with frying pans has never really surpased things like grilled cheese and tuna helper...

and now my microwave...is dead......

there is no god.

[Tempty_McHotstuff]

stock up on cereal and milk before it's too late. i'll pray for you.

[Saddy]

is your oven broken? or do you just choose not to use it?

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

I CAN'T DRINK MILK

I've got like, PB&J, bologna....and crackers. Don't even have any friggin tuna fish left.

[Mjöllnir]

You don't have a hundred bucks to buy a new one?

[Tempty_McHotstuff]

aww, i would cook for you. you're cooking impaired.

also, you made me want summer sausage, chedder, and crackers. ihy.

[Saddy]

microwaves are hella cheap. i think i saw one at walmart the other day for like 40 bucks.

[NaBraniel]

I seldom use my microwave

Microwaved food unnerves me.

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

It works. I think.

I just....microwaves know how to cook better than I do...

[Saddy]

cooking isn't hard. it just takes patience and a willingness to learn. seriously. people make things much harder than they have to be. start with simple things. before you know it you'll be cooking yourself fantastic meals.

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

well. I will soon, since no money is going to be spent on things that you cook until I have a microwave to cook them in.

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

dude. you can even cook stuff like fried rice in microwaves.

[Tempty_McHotstuff]

NaBy, make me breakfast, bby.

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

SO SAYS THE PERSON WHO'S ALWAYS BRAGGING ABOUT HER COOKING

I swear to god I couldn't even make a hamburger with a George Foreman grill.

[NaBraniel]

*microwaves bacon*

The package said it was okay.

[Mjöllnir]

I use my microwave for everything.  Except boiling water.

You can boil water can't you?  Make some spaghetti with meat sauce.

Timing and patience.

I don't actually use my microwave to heat up my frozen burritos.  I turn my oven to 400 F and I cook it for 30 minutes.  It makes the burrito crunchy on the outside and magma hot and gooey on the inside.  Then I top it with sour cream and cheese and hot sauce.

[Tempty_McHotstuff]

ewww, you get no buns, sir.

*takes biscuits and leaves*

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

I actually did that once when I was a kid cuz I wanted bacon on my pizza.

[Saddy]

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TheAltsAlternateAlt wrote:
SO SAYS THE PERSON WHO'S ALWAYS BRAGGING ABOUT HER COOKING

I swear to god I couldn't even make a hamburger with a George Foreman grill.

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you totally could! it's super easy.

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

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Mjöllnir wrote:

I use my microwave for everything.  Except boiling water.

You can boil water can't you?  Make some spaghetti with meat sauce.

Timing and patience.

I don't actually use my microwave to heat up my frozen burritos.  I turn my oven to 400 F and I cook it for 30 minutes.  It makes the burrito crunchy on the outside and magma hot and gooey on the inside.  Then I top it with sour cream and cheese and hot sauce.

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you don't need to boil water if you can just heat it up real hot.

I always use my microwave for burritos. It's like they were made for each other.

[Saddy]

you can microwave bacon. they make these special plates for it. i've never done it, but i do have the plate. someone gave it to me i think cause i don't remember buying it.

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

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Saddy wrote:

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TheAltsAlternateAlt wrote:
SO SAYS THE PERSON WHO'S ALWAYS BRAGGING ABOUT HER COOKING

I swear to god I couldn't even make a hamburger with a George Foreman grill.

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you totally could! it's super easy.

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No, I mean like I've tried and failed.

my son's mom could fukcing cook anything. Like, without even trying. I wouldn't even soil one of her George Foreman grill burgers with cheese or condiments.

I wouldn't soil my cheese and condiments with one of my burgers....

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

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Saddy wrote:
you can microwave bacon. they make these special plates for it. i've never done it, but i do have the plate. someone gave it to me i think cause i don't remember buying it.

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why am I just now learning about this?

[NaBraniel]

I've done it once out of curiosity

It turned out really bad

I assume it's a staple of some diets anyway.

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

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NaBraniel wrote:

I've done it once out of curiosity

It turned out really bad

I assume it's a staple of some diets anyway.

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"It is now just a plate of shriveled pink meat in a puddle of bubbling water for some reason."

I don't remember it doing that. But I think I had it on a paper towel...