Blood+

[memyself]

spearhead started a thread like this on the Bleach board.  It was so good, I thought I'd start one here.  Basically, these are what Blood+ characters would write in their diaries.

I will start off.

Nathan --

3 December 08.  I have to admit that this gay act is getting pretty old.  Still I enjoy how it drives James up the wall.  Amschel has called a meeting to discuss plans for Diva.  I think I'll shake things up and really pour it on -- one last time.  After I send James out of the room screaming, it's good-bye to the gay act for good.

Kai --

Wednesday Evening, Dec. 3 --

I saw Saya today working out with her new sword.  She looked so hot, I couldn't stand for the next five minutes.

Mao has shown up.  She's chased me half way around the world.  I swear.  You share a case of crabs with a girl once, and she thinks she owns you.

[Pyro_Metal]

Hagi -

Thursday, March 23rd

Kai keeps getting in the way of me and Saya. Bastard. Not good, since still Saya has Solomon after her. Bastard.

[aIikatt_25]

Mao

things got alittle out of hand with me and Okamura last night. we were fighting as usual and then....well...anger gave way to passion. it was incredible actually. i wouldn't say the best night of my life but pretty close. but if Okamura tells anyone it'll be his azz! Kai can never find out! he'll never take me back then...come to think of it why am i writing this down? it's evidence dammit...

*rips up paper*

[Big_Boss]

Dear Diary Journal Entry,

Today I have started out the plan to convert the population of the planet into chiropteran. I think its only fair, after all I'm a chiropteran now. Besides, this will be my revenge, yes. The way the women neglected me, gave me the cold shoulder. Well, once they're all ugly beasts who'll be better then? I'll have Diva. 

Wait, where was I? Yes, I have to convince Diva's other chevalier that my plans for world conquest are her desires. So what should I tell them? Yes, that'll work splendidly. I'll say, everything I do, I do for Diva...ha ha, yes splendid. Ehem, okay where was I? 

Yes I was discussing how after complete my goal, and the population has become chiropteran I shall use my knowledge of chevalier anatomy to kil off Diva's other suitors, yes. Then I will have the best looking lady in the world. That is of course, after Diva kills Saya. I must make that my mission, or rather convince Diva and the others that it is Diva's will. 

Well that's all for now journal. I'll be back later. I've got a meeting with that Argento. Tah tah. 

P.S. My mustache is quite lovely. I don't look like a douche, do I diary? Any way, toodles. 

Sincerely, 

Amshel Goldsmith

[bluecitydotcom]

Random Guy  -

Holy crap today was great! Some tall guy with a goatee offered me money to have sex with a hot chick. And afterwards she didnt even get pregnant. I must be the luckiest guy in the whole world!

[Big_Boss]

May 21st 2005

I thought of Saya once more. I know I belong to Diva, but I can't help this feeling its overwhelming. Oh, I just saw her at the Zoo...is it too soon to see her again? Oh, I want to see her now. Its just not fair... I desire to be with you, I Solomon Goldsmith will be your chavlier. Will she have me? Just relax, play it cool she'll accept me for who I am. I would be easier with out that Hagi there. I wish Amshel wouldn't have changed plans. Hagi should have been the one to die. Oh well, back to staring off into the distance. 

Wait for me Saya...I long for your touch. 

[bluecitydotcom]

Julia -

Tonight we were attacked by chiropterans on a train. Outside on the train the weirdest thing happened. Liza leaped backwards off into the night snow with a sinister look on her face. There is definitely something suspicious about that. However, I think the best thing to do is not to tell anyone about it.

[aIikatt_25]

Saya ~

Mrs. Saya Miyagusuku   not bad...

Mrs. Saya Goldsmith   hmm...sounds almost royal...

Mrs. Saya.......Hagi?   umm...i know!

Mr. Hagi Otonashi

[ex_fullmetal_pirate]

Solomon..

Dear Diary.

WTF.

I could not possibley have done more. I mean come one. I did the whole romantic rooftop thing. I did the whole ' I will serve you always' thing. I had the cool sword hand thing. my gawd I.......waxed things.....*shudders*..

I actually had her in my bed...naked. How did I mess this up..wait hold on, my brother wants to talk to me...

crap. Im dead. Nevermind.

[memyself]

Saya (from early in the first season) --

Man!  That must have been some party last night!  I don't remember any of it, but from the way I look I'd say I must have been ripped -- big time!  I guess I should send the dress to the cleaners before I return it to Min.

[Pyro_Metal]

Dear Diary,

 I think I'm turning gay.... for my own brother.

Solomon.

[bluecitydotcom]

Lewis -

I'm starting to believe Kai is gay. He has been around Saya, Mao, Irene, and Julia without showing any sign of interest, and now he's gawking at Elizabeta. A woman with the most manish face I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure I saw an Adam's apple too. I'll double check tomorrow.

[memyself]

Saya --

Dec 6 08

I'm really starting to worry about Hagi.  He seems so distracted lately.  Today he came to me with a tip he had received about a building where choropterans were hiding out.  We staked out the building and found the room number Hagi had been given.  I burst through the door with my sword in the air -- and it turned out to be a doctor's office.  I must have scared the sh-t out of everyone there.  Thank God I didn't hurt anyone.  Hagi said he couldn't understand.  His source was reliable.  I asked to see the note on which the address was written.  "Hagi, this says chiropractor, not choropteran."  I'm really starting to worry about Hagi.

Message Edited by memyself on 12-06-2008 10:25 PM

[Blue_Rose_Devil]

Diary, December 28th, 7:48:14:56 a.m.

When will this fart finally release itself from my body? I've had it for years and YEARS now! Everyone around me thinks I'm a total tight-**bleep!** and the only person who likes me enjoys jabbing people with needles. For some reason Nathan is always following me around and he's even tried to talk to me a few times..... he wanted my radio number. Before I could blast his f*#(ing head off the girly-**bleep!** disappeared. I don't know what he's up to, but my gun doesn't fire that caliber. Kai doesn't seem to be handling Riku's....shattering too well. Though strangely enough he seems more jealous than anything else. "How the he1l could she pick the twelve-year-old girl with short hair and a p3n1$ over me?" "She must be..... I mean, that's the only way bitcI-Iy little Riku could score." were a few of the things that he said. Personally I don't see how Riku's make and model could be chosen over mine- I mean, it was a horrible thing to do. Most importantly, now I have to help Joel every time he wants to deposit a heavy-duty weapon in the armory and it smells like every god in the world has forsaken it. Well, now it's time to play with icy hot.

Lewis, Doublestuf Oreos, 30 pack.

(Ilegible due to large chocolate handprints)

 (Sorry, I guess I'm not that good at humor. ha)

[elizbaby]

BUMP!

 Dear Diary:

Today was the Vietnam war. I was protecting Diva when all of the sudden I saw Saya killing everything. She looked so pissed like as if she was on her period or something! Is that even possible for a chiropteran? O_o....Anyway, she looked so beautiful and I just couldn't help myself....so I glomped her. She got very angry and cut off my right arm...Now I have to learn how to kill her with my left hand 

      -Karl