Blood+

[covered_in_sponges]

Karl:   Saya, wait, wait, lets stop fighting for a second. Lets talk.

*Saya puts away her sword*   What is it?

Karl:   I didn't really notice how hot you are with short hair..... uhhh... you think we could......

Saya:   What?

Karl:     Well, this new hand is nice to have...... but it's just not..... you know....

Saya:    Oh.... OH!!! No, no way. You're the bad guy.

Karl:    What if Hagi joins in too?

*Hagi jumps in between them*

Hagi:  We'd love to!!!

[GARHUNT05]

Joel: we brought in a mle so that we may study her reproductive capabiliteis
Saya: so Hagi is my ....love muffin
Joel: yes
*hagi bursts into the room*
hagi: yes and I havent been laid in nearly 200 years!
joel: DMN no wonder you're always

[boomguy]

Hagi: Am sick or following Saya around screw this am going home!

Message Edited by boomguy on 10-30-2007 10:17 PM

[Quiet_Man_Talking]

Scene - Haji and David are standing in a empty hall.

*Saya walks by*

Haji: I'm hitting that.

David: Nicccccce

[covered_in_sponges]

*Irene breaks apart*

Kai:  Well, easy come, easy go... Mao, Dr. Julia, can I talk to you in private? Saya can watch.

[greyshirt]

Lewis: "hey saya! once you go black you never go back!"

[covered_in_sponges]

Riku turns to Hagi-

Riku:  I'm not going to end up as whipped as you, am I?

Hagi:  For your sake, I hope not.

[spacecowgirl27]

Episode 43: Haji and Saya get back after Haji fought off Solomon for trying to steal his girl. Saya is wearing the dress Solomon put on her.

Mao: What's with the dress?
Saya: Haji and I alloped!
Kai: Congrats! *throws confetti*

[J-Dubb]

David: aww... i was too late...

[america_loves_anime]

Riku: So, yeah.....I nailed Julia.
Saya: Say whaaaaat?
David: M-my Julia?
Julia: It's true, David. Riku and I are lovers.
Kai: Oh well, ya snooze, ya lose, David.
David:
Everyone else:

[spacecowgirl27]

Well maybe Kai should trow rice actually. That would make more sense. Scratch that confetti part.

[MsMoneypenny]

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Quiet_Man_Talking wrote:

Scene - Haji and David are standing in a empty hall.

*Saya walks by*

Haji: I'm hitting that.

David: Nicccccce

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 I had to quote it just to see it again.  lol

*Saya & Hagi staring at the ocean from RS headquarters*

Saya: I remember the promise Hagi...
Hagi: 
Saya:  When this is over, you can has cheezburger. 

[Wyotech_material]

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MsMoneypenny wrote:

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Quiet_Man_Talking wrote:

Scene - Haji and David are standing in a empty hall.

*Saya walks by*

Haji: I'm hitting that.

David: Nicccccce

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 I had to quote it just to see it again.  lol

*Saya & Hagi staring at the ocean from RS headquarters*

Saya: I remember the promise Hagi...
Hagi: 
Saya:  When this is over, you can has cheezburger.

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Kai; What the **McRib** is a chizburger?
Riku; I think it has to do with her, hagi and diva in a blanket.
Hagi; ....i'm still hittin them...
Lewis; NIiIiIIiIIIce

[GARHUNT05]

riku: i've got to be strong
Diva: no you have to be naked
riku: why?
diva: Cause my clock is ticking and I want babies!



red shield guy: WTF??!
Diva: who the fck wears sneakers with a suit
RSG: these are my good luck shoes!
diva: you have no sense of fashion my friend
RSG shut it you look like youre out of a 1960's sundress magazine
diva: take that back!


Kai: vSaya you've got to save irene!
saya: no i can't all my blood does is kill!
Kai: I will not let you ruin my only chance of getting laid not either give her yopur blood or i'll cut you myself!

Hagi:why do i have to die in every battle we have?

[boomguy]

Saya: Hagi i need my sword!
Hagi: I'm sick of you bossing me around I followed you around for years and still you don't put out!
Saya: Hagi please my sword!
Hagi: No cause every time we get in a fight i get shoot,stabbed or beatin to death!  So Fck off Saya I cheated on you with Diva anyway.

[covered_in_sponges]

*Saya cuts of Carl's arm*

Carl:    Did you... Did you just cut off my arm?!? You betch!

*Carl smacks Saya*

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*Saya agrees to give Irene her blood, she cuts her hand open and holds it over Irene's mouth. She looks back to see all the men staring at her*

Kai:  Can you... use your mouth, please?

David:   Um, yeah, It would be more um... sanitary... or...

Hagi:   KISS HER!!!

[J-Dubb]

Lewis: Hey david. Im about to ask julia out on a date. can i have some tips?

[covered_in_sponges]

David:  Julia, those clothes you're wearing are very.... reflective....
Julia:    What?
David:  I can see myself in your panties.

*2 hours later, we see David wearing lipstick and dancing around in Julia's panties*

David:  ... I'd do me.
Julia:   This isn't what I had in mind...
David:  It puts the lotion on its skin!!!

[GARHUNT05]

Okamura: Mao shut up!
Mao: no I want to lose my cherry to Kai nothing will stop me!
Okamura: that was TMI for me and I'm a journalist
Mao: i know he loves me!
Okamura: now you're just acting insane
Mao:no we have a relationship that saya got in the way!
Okamura:.... okay you know what i'll fvck you so you'll shut up
Mao: Really?
okamura: no!
Mao: then i'll call my daddy and tell us where we are and that you kidnapped me
okamura:..... eh either way i'm screwed

[covered_in_sponges]

*I walk into the scene*

Me:   Someone say something about fvcking Mao? I'll do it! Saya can watch.

[GARHUNT05]

Lewis: I think I'll get some celrey instead of all this fried food.

Kai: you david pass me the scotch
David: no way man this stuff is mine get your own
Kai: why are you drinking anyway cause you couldn'ty hookup with Julia
David: yeah aright you probaqbly need it so that monique will fvck you
Kai: who told you of this?!


Joel: don't worry about me If i keep up my training I'll be able to rase enough money by wining the special olympics!

[simpleanime]

David to Kai :  Irene didn't love you.  She was a lesbian. 

[GARHUNT05]

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simpleanime wrote:
David to Kai : Irene didn't love you. She was a lesbian.

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Okamura: and I have pictures!
*lays pics on the table*
saya: OMG is that Min!
Lewis: david you owe me five bucks
David:no the bet was bi or lesbian with Saya not just lesbian
Lewis: no it was bi or lesbian
Saya: wait you were betting on her sexuality!
david: well we had to do something until the series picked up

[SayaXSolomon]

Saya: "Just shut up and kiss me goodbye already Kaori!"

Riku: "Diva, please don't rape and kill me."

Kai: "Well she's not technically my sister you know..."

Lewis: "For the last time, I'm not hungry!"

Hagi: "RIKU MY FRIEND! HAGI SMASH BAD LADY!!!"

Solomon: "Who needs Saya when I have Van by my side."

Amshel: "Why did Diva give her gift to a little boy when I haven't received it in decades!"

Mao: "How many hints do I have to give you before you finally **bleep** me Okinawa?"

[simpleanime]

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GARHUNT05 wrote:

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simpleanime wrote:
David to Kai : Irene didn't love you. She was a lesbian.

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Okamura: and I have pictures!
*lays pics on the table*
saya: OMG is that Min!
Lewis: david you owe me five bucks
David:no the bet was bi or lesbian with Saya not just lesbian
Lewis: no it was bi or lesbian
Saya: wait you were betting on her sexuality!
david: well we had to do something until the series picked up

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