Bumps

[AS_anime_watcher]

Dear Adult Swim,

So what do you want this Valentine's? Chocolates? Flowers? Candy? I hope not cause I have no money. That also mean I have no money to buy stuff by you from your "shop" so stop asking. Thanks

[AS_anime_watcher]

[JQuest15]

Dear Adult Swim,

Been gone for 2 1/2 years, to become a man and go fight in Zabul, but one thing that will never change is what has happened every year on the 14th since i've been in school, Any advice for Valentines....Since you know, im all alone.....Will you be there? Is The Cake A Lie? Will Bleach ever end?

Sincurly Yours,

[J?uest15]

[NumyMufn]

Dear Adult Swim,

Kindly tell the government to keep their fingers out of my food. It seems that no one taught them that it is, in fact, quite rude.

[NumyMufn]

[Xanict]

Dear Adult Swim,

why do female cats beg for sex so much when it hurts so much?

[xanict]

[sixstrings]

Dear Adult Swim,

Delocated is seriously the crappiest pile of crap you guys have ever aired.

I'm asking you as a long-time fan and friend, please for the love of God lose that awful show.

Your friend,

[sixstrings]

[sixstrings]

Dear Adult Swim,

Howsabout some more free music? I'm still digging the stuff I got last summer, but I'm always down for more.

Your friend,

[sixstrings]

[sixstrings]

Dear Adult Swim,

Handlebar mustaches may look foolish,

but symmetrical eyelashes

are even cilia,

Your friend,

[sixstrings]

[sixstrings]

Dear Adult Swim,

Last night my wife told me I was average.

I think she was just being mean.

Your friend,

[sixstrings]

[Yuriko]

Dear Adult Swim,

Stop playing the new awkward blackpeoplemeet.com commercial where the actors have fake plastered smiles as they repeatedly say "This is where black people meet".  As a black person it's embarressing and creeps me out. 

[Yu]

[empty_cookie_jar]

Dear Adult Swim,

I just want you guys to know that I haven't watched your programming block in about two years now because everything is so outplayed or downright terrible. Show more Sealab and Harvey Birdman and get better new stuff.

PS: Star Wars tie-ins are very lame.

[empty_cookie_jar]

[NumyMufn]

I also have an issue with this StarWarsAthon... I don't know what time it is Should I be in bed?

[4-HBabe]

Dear Adult Swim,

What are you doing for Brak history month?

[4-HBabe]

[BCMCCMMNX]

Dear [adult swim]

Thank you for bringing back free episodes on your video site.

I even enabled ads for it, just so you also get a little money from me for it.

Also please bring back 12 oz. Mouse on the video site.

[BCMCCMMNX]

[SwoopNasty]

Dear Adult Swim, 

Am I the only person on the planet who remembers Cheyenne Cinnamon that recognizes all of her cameos in Squidbillies? or is it  a mild form of psychosis?

[DemandingAnime]

Dear Adult Swim,

Mahou Sensei Negima! is INFINITELY times better than YOU.

So... what do you plan on doing about this?

[SitandSpin]

Dear [adult swim]

Do me a favor, would ya?

Tell Seth Green that I'm looking forward to his work in Mass Effect 3.

I hope he dosen't die...or do I?

[SitandSpin]

[magmalord]

Dear [adult swim]

Isn't it funny how you #### off all the anime viewers who are too dumb to torrent anime.

[Hydromorphone]

Is it possible to plagurize your self?  Cause I wrote a paper about how by some grandios luck of the draw I got one of my bumps on air and how I tried to write serious stuff and you didn't like it but when I posted my "#### and fart jokes" you chose the simplest of bumps and haven't valued anything since. Anyway I got the essay back today and thanks to the experience of posting things and the A.S. gods choosing the post I got the only perfect score so far this year.  Granted it englishs composition 1010 basicly a softmore-colledge class but still I am proud of the accomplishment .  I could not have happend with out you and by the way it was nammed "#### and Fart Jokes" , I know what your thinking but other than the title it real developed style of writing you all guys down up yonder overhere-overthere helped me aquire. Thankyou.

One morething do you agree with the Gay Republicans think old honest abe was more like honest gay-breham lincoln? In other words was he light in the loafers?

[magmalord]

Dear [adult swim]

Is Hydromorphone just showing off so his post can get on the air?

[scrapyard]

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Hydromorphone wrote:

One morething do you agree with the Gay Republicans think old honest abe was more like honest gay-breham lincoln? In other words was he light in the loafers?

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wait

what does thomas jefferson have 2say about this

[RayC]

dear old man,

I made this for you

old man

[pirateking42]

Dear Adult Swim,

What do you think would happen if you bring a whole bunch of Metalocalypse and Venture Bros. fans together for one weekend?

a) Massive blood bath

b) World domination

c) A great time had by all

At TheRustyGear.org, we're eager to find out.

We even made a poster 

[victorsbrother]

dear adult swim, make a bump related to this video on the quicks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5BdyIGtYcg

ily

[katt_goddess]

Dear [adult swim]

About one of the commercials currently running.

If I were given a copy of that latest 'Twilight' DVD for ValenCrimes Day,
there'd be a new Missing Persons poster at the post office the next day.

Consider that a PSA for anyone thinking that a crappy movie is a good gift idea.

[katt_goddess]

[HigherThanTowelie]

To all men out there who are alone for Valentines Day.......

Screw You, You Lucky Bastards!!!

You know what the best part of Valentines Day is......

WHEN ITS OVER!!!!

Spending all that money, acting like you care, and waiting on them hand and foot...... For what? ...... So they expect it for the rest of the year?

PSSSHHHH!!!!!!