Bumps

[senselesssensations]

I've been watching [AS]  for 11 years.. *that's since I was 14*  I've seen the garbage you've tried to pass as shows over the years, and I've seen the masterpieces too.. When will you be taking it back to the old school?? With the bumps of old people swimming and it says 'all kids get out of the pool'??? Those are the bumps I miss.. Please [AS] show some of your long time viewers some love..... Put your game face on, and get your freakin' act together :3 

                       Love,

                        me

[Paloozan]

[daer carrow]:

So the creator of Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo (Shinichirou Watanabe) has announced a new anime in Japan. I NEED THIS IN AMERICA. I'm one of yr lost anime fans that opted out of anime saturdays in 2006; get this **noel** anime and market it as by the Cowboy Bebop guy and I GUARANTEE you you will get a good chunk of the anime base back!

Sadsic

[RayC]

dear XGX swim,

Once apon a time, there were three men and a woman, they were all good friends, (kinda), the woman was closer to one of the men then she was the others. they all had a friend who died and returned to them as a ghost, he hated the three men and the woman. the one man and the woman who were closer than the rest were talking about another man who had one eye, they were calling him a murderer, so they asked a boy named Ray to go kill him, because he was a murderer and deserved to die. so then Ray went to talk to the one-eyed man to get his side of the story, and the one-eyed man told Ray "never  talk to that man and woman, and never to talk to the other two men either, 'fore they are bad news". so then Ray decided he would go spy on the three men and the woman, and along his way he ran into a ghost, it was the three men's dead friend, he told Ray "do not talk to those men and that woman, 'fore they are bad news, they were once my friends" but Ray decided he would still go and spy on them. and as Ray was spying them from one eye to another, he saw the three men conversing about a plan to rule the world, and then he saw something he'd never imagine, he saw the three men standing together facing eachother in a triangular form, an upside-down triangle if you may. and when they were standing there, the three men opened up their chests and out came a black head with red eyes from each man's chest, and they formed into one big old man.

later that night, Ray went and found the ghost of the three men's friend, and asked him to come with him, so he did. he went to the three men, who were with the woman again, and he told them what he had seen, and they denied it. but then the ghost started to melt into a pile of goop, so Ray grabbed a big bowl and put him in it, then Ray had the ghost goop in a bowl and told the three men to form into the old man again, and they said no, so then Ray brought the bowl of ghost goop over to a big hole and said "I saw you three form into an old man, I want answers! do it or I'll dump your ghost friend down this hole!", so then they decided the gig was up, so they stood in thier triangle, and again the three men's chests opened up and a black head with red eyes came out of each man's head and formed an old man. after that the ghost goop in the bowl said to Ray "RUN!!!" but Ray did not, 'fore he was not scared, and then the old man and the woman came to Ray, and said "congratulations! I'm all three units of the antichrist and you've just forced me to become whole! got your answers?" and at that moment Ray decided it was now time to run; not out of fear might I add, but to seek the one-eyed man to tell him what had just happened. the one-eyed man was so upset with Ray, but instead of punishing him, he told him a powerful secret about the old man...

FUuCK YOU OLD MAN!!! 

[SK] > {as} & XGX & the order of the owl (OOO) & the old man

I  God  -  just ASK 

-[A: SK] ~ [SK]

Alpha Sun King better than you.

P.S. - I'm not taking any numbers, and I DARE YOU TO COME AT ME!

[Curlymafurly]

Dear [adult swim],

Apparently we're going to put a base on the moon.
I will be sorely disappointed if you don't get to go
and hang out with the mooninites.

~Curly

[Curlymafurly]

Dear [adult swim],

I think you need to show messages from the boards more.
It will bring more people to our wonderful community
so we can finally have that orgy we've always talked about.

[RayC]

Dear .....,

Winter rain, now tell me why, summers fade, and roses die.
The answer came; the wind and rain.
Golden hills, now veiled in gray, summer leaves have blown away
Now what remains? the wind and rain.

And like a desert spring, my lover comes and spreads her wings, knowing,
Like a song thats born to soar the sky, flowing,
Flowing til the waters all are dry, growing, the loving in her eyes.

Circle songs and sands of time, and seasons will end in tumbled rhyme,
And little change, the wind and rain.

And like a desert spring, my lover comes and spreads her wings,
Knowing, like a song thats born to soar the sky,
Flowing, flowing til the rivers all are dry, growing, the loving in her eyes.

Winter gray and falling rain, well see summer come again,
Darkness falls and seasons change (gonna happen every time).
Same old friends the wind and rain, summers fade and roses die,
Youll see summer come again, like a song thats born to soar the sky.

- AR

[BrooklynSquids]

Dear [adult swim],

When is that straight to DVD Squidbillies movie I've heard so nothing about scheduled to not be released ¿ You know the one that won't be featuring a story line based on the return of Herschel Walker... Cuyler. I'd like to know so I can not plan on camping out in front of the video store not hoping to get one of the first copies that wasn't personally signed by Dave Willis herself ¿

[Hydromorphone]

Dear AdultSwim,
why is auto correct So dam funny. And deaf to butter sauce and the inflatable
Did you see the real versions of heavier and butthead the look real like really real

[TheHafk]

Dear [adult swim],

Since you answered what happened to 12 oz Mouse last week, I have another question of the same variety.

What happened to Home Movies?

[TheHafk]

[RayC]

der dult swim,

I would like you to use your connections to have a movie made about me please and thanks.

[SUNKING] greather than a black mask

-[A: SK]-

[RayC]

way to go old man

A[SK]