My love of Chuck Norris is bested only by your shows and God.
This leaves me to wonder...
are you in cahoots with The Big Man?
And if you are, why not include Chuck Norris on your team?
Then you could get in fights with Discovery Health Channel and win.
God finds out Discovery health channels weakspot, you distract it, and Chuck goes in for the kill shot. Then all go out for a beer to celebrate.
And then everybody wins!
If masturbation was supposed to be cute, little pink bunnies would do it in the meadows, ejaculating rainbows and flower petals.
"Mother never knows best."