Bumps

[mahala_la_la]

DO NOT POST BUMP HOPEFULS IN THIS THREAD
OR RISK DELETION OF THOSE POSTS!!!

Post here instead:
Dear [adult swim] May 2012

The [adult swim] Aired Viewer Cards/Bumps Archive
A bump is (for the purposes of this thread) a transitional, now more commonly black and white, communication before, after, and during breaks of shows appearing before/after commercials on [adult swim]. They include, but are not limited to, show and scheduling information, promotions of show merchandise and viewer mail ( “viewer cards/bumps” ).

This thread is to archive (by posting) viewer cards/bumps in their entirety.We ask that you please refrain from posting extraneous comments in the thread to keep it clear for readers. Congratulatory posts are expected, but let’s not let it get out of hand. General bump discussion is encouraged in the threads listed below and/or the respective thread, in the cases where cards/bumps aren’t taken from the traditional “Dear Adult Swim” thread. Please respect that the people maintaining this thread have lives and that they will have the cards/bumps posted as soon as time allows for them to do so. This thread will usually be updated on Mondays and katt_goddess will make a post early Monday morning in the "General Bump Discussion" thread listing who has been bumped and other miscellaneous comments regarding other bumps of the night.

Links:

• General Bump Discussion - [includes a list of bumpees* every Monday morning by katt_goddess]
• Adult Swim Bump Maker
• Bump Builder Bumpees
• Aired Viewer Cards: DON’T POST BUMPS HERE! - [previous thread - Archived]
• Video Bumps - [discontinued; no longer accessible]

Other Links:

• Viewer Bumps: Who’s Been Bumped 8/2003 - Now
• Thursday Bootleg Bumps - Version 2
• Ratings Report V: Bumps, Nielsen Ratings, etc
• [Official] Adult Swim Music III
• www.bumpworthy.com

If you are interested in helping you may contact me via the PM system on the boards. Currently, comedyswimfan089 is the card/bump poster of the thread and he may be contacted in the same fashion.

* - bumpees: Viewers that have had cards/bumps shown on television or mentioned in the same fashion

05/09/2012 - Updated new "Dear [as]" thread.

[mahala_la_la]

09/02 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 10:13pm (ET); During Futurama #1]
[source] -- Incoherent Babbling

Dear Adult Swim:

lou dobbs

who is he,

from the
public service announcement

and i don't mean
the cnn anchor

[killspencer]

Look people, we're
just publicly servicing you

We don't know what it means

[adult swim]

[mahala_la_la]

09/02 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 10:25pm (ET); After Futurama #1]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

lou dobbs is not
all up in my head

[J_Peezey]

Is that right?

Little man he's so
far up in your head

You don't even know
he's up in there

Ninja Dobbs

[adult swim]

[mahala_la_la]

09/02 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 11:28pm (ET); Before Robot Chicken]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

How bad is college
going to rape me?

[inhumanrampager]

O
O
O
O
O

About that much.

[adult swim]

[mahala_la_la]

09/02 Viewer Bump #4
[Approximately 12:15am (ET); Before Moral Orel]
[source] -- Comedy Discussion

Dear Adult Swim:

I have a Shake tattoo
on my back

[image]

A lot of people ask why.

I say life is too short

to take it seriously.

[girlieeatshorcruxes]

Thanks for the
free ad space.

How about Meatwad
on your thigh?

[adult swim]

[PokeNirvash]

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mahala_la_la wrote:

• Aired Viewer Cards: DON’T POST BUMPS HERE! - [previous thread - locked]

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it is not locked. i will now takes the threads from this thread and transfer them there.

[mahala_la_la]

It was supposed to be, though.
If I wanted them there, I would have posted them there in the first place.

[comedyswimfan089]

The old thread has been locked and moved to the Swim Archive, so from now on, this will and should be the only place where viewer cards be posted.  And please follow mahala_la_la's guidelines, and cut the chatter in this thread to a minimum, so we can keep this thread about the Viewer Cards, and only about the Viewer Cards.   But first, a couple notes from me.

The bumps SHOULD BE posted around 7AM EDT Monday morning.  I will post any possible known-in-advance delays in the posting of the bumps in the Bump Discussion thread, and in addition, will post one here, too.  THE MESSAGE POSTED HERE -- DO NOT REPLY -- so I can delete it when it is time for me to post my bumps.  If you do reply, I will report my post and request a mod to delete my post and any replies to it.

And please understand if there are any delays to when the bumps are posted.  I am a college student and that comes first.  While it may only take a few minutes to post these bumps, if I have obligations like homework or other college-related work to do, that will come first.  In addition, real life may get in the way too at times.

Thanks and if you are one of the lucky ASMB-ers whom have been bumped --

CONGRATULATIONS!

Message Edited by comedyswimfan089 on 09-04-2007 11:08 AM

[TIGERKING]

Is there a link for Saturday or Sunday nights photo of the 4 men from The Top Floor? I saw Gary Owens on the left but it was gone before I could see who else was in it. Thanks!    

Message Edited by TIGERKING on 09-04-2007 05:53 PM

[comedyswimfan089]

09/09 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 10:10pm (ET); During Futurama #1]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

ultra hardcore badass
aqua teen tat for your enjoy

[image]

[Killy-McGee]

We're going to assume
the logo will be in the middle

[image of tattoo with the logo blended in]

Otherwise it looks like
a weird party on your back.

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

09/09 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 10:25pm (ET); After Futurama #1]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

So last Sunday marked
our 6th anniversary together.

Does that mean
we get to have sex?

[Apokarimon]

Yeah no.

We broke up
three years ago.

We just didn't tell you.

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

09/09 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 10:37pm (ET); During Futurama #2]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

What's your opinion on the lineup that
the BK contest winner chose?

As for me,
3 1/2 hours of Trinity Blood?

Not what I would've chosen.

[wildferret2004]

You win the contest

You pick the lineup

Don't hate the player

Hate the game.

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

09/09 Viewer Bump #4
[Approximately 10:41pm (ET); During Futurama #2]
[source] -- Babbling

Dear Adult Swim:

Some Bleach fan art

[image 1] | [image 2]

[Spirit0nPatrole]

Some seriously
good fan art

Totally get an art job
or something

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

09/09 Viewer Bump #5
[Approximately 10:59pm (ET); Before Family Guy]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

Got any back-to-school pointers
for your college-bound demographic?

[darcy153]

Learn these: [newspapers]

Do this: [bourbon]

Do this: [car]

Don't do this: [alcohol bottle with wheels]

Watch this: [as logo]

Buy these: [WS DVDs]

Be this: [pac-man smiley]

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

09/09 Viewer Bump #6
[Approximately 11:09pm (ET); During Family Guy]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

I'm not gay

but can i sit on your lap?

[Harry10]

No homo

Sorry Harry10.

No homo

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

09/09 Viewer Bump #7
[Approximately 11:58pm (ET); Before Frisky Dingo]
[source] -- Rants [actual poster: dementedsoul]

Dear Adult Swim:

Moral Orel.. why?

Everytime I watch this show

I end up changing the channel

Because it makes me
too uncomfortable

[peewee rotA]

You just answered
your own question?

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

09/09 Viewer Bump #8
[Approximately 12:29am (ET); Before Venture Bros.]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

With Cowboy Bebop
starting back up Sept. 17th,

Are you going to play
any of your awesome old promos?

because it would be
really sweet if you did.

[lunastar3]

Bebop promos
starting back up?

The old sweet promos

You know what?

Done

[adult swim]

[spanishdude]

[Jakfan16]

Dear Adult Swim:

you guys are just too awesome.

So I made this for you!

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb201/EcoQueenMistress/phpieN3
mRPM.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

[WinxFan2004]

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Jakfan16 wrote:

Dear Adult Swim:

Just wanted to say how

awesome you guys are.

in order to show you my appreciation,

i made this for you;

-pic-

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please direct all dear [adult swim] messages to this month's Dear [adult swim] thread, this thread is for only the aired Viewer Cards that are aired on sunday and anytime on BumpWorthy...

[comedyswimfan089]

09/16 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 10:10pm (ET); During Futurama #1]
[source] -- Comedy Discussion

Dear Adult Swim:

HARVEY BIRDMAN FOR LIFE!!

Something me and
2 friends did at school...

we owned that
chalk board like mad...

Class of 08!!!

[image]

[RiotSauce]

Class of 08!!!

Y'all still use chalkboards?

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

09/16 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 10:25pm (ET); After Futurama #1]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

I'm getting a degree
in Geography.

have my GIS certification

and will be graduating
in December.

Is there any possible position
for me at [as]?

[Gaynor79]

We could use a valet

To park our cars
on the roof.

You know,
geographically.

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

09/16 Viewer Bumps #3
[Approximately 10:41pm (ET); During Futurama #2]
Sources -- Comedy Discussion

Dear Adult Swim:

Lucy Daughter of the Devil

i have to say i am really
offended by this show

[koga1989]

dude just calm down.
it really isn't that offensive

[rhinorus]

first nuns WOULD NEVER KILL PEOPLE
second **bleep** will never say the F word

[koga1989]

If he died for our sins,
I'm pretty sure he could take a joke.

[TheLostMember]

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

09/16 Viewer Bump #4
[Approximately 12:29am (ET); Before Venture Bros.]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

Which do you prefer between
cashews and almonds?

[Foley_is_Good_149]

That's like asking
a man to choose

between left boob
and right boob

But for the record,
almonds

and right boob.

[adult swim]