Bumps

[comedyswimfan089]

10/28 Viewer Card #3
[Approximately 11:30pm EDT, before Robot Chicken]
[source] - Originially posted in WSC

Dear Adult Swim:

Your wit is teh sex

If any of you single guys are visiting the
---- of Detroit look me up.

I want to get you drunk.

We can party with my sorority sisters,
we love you sarcasting g33ky types

[x4ty2]

Finally, a reason
to go to Detroit

but we'll be needing
some jpgs

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

10/28 Viewer Card #4
[Approximately 11:56pm EDT, after Metalocalypse]
[source/source] - Originially posted in WSC/Incoherent Babbling

Dear Adult Swim:

I just caught the Dethklok
"Bloodrocuted" video on tonight.

You've now
successfully played

more music videos
than MTV today.

Props.

[jennEd2]

Seriously though.

Bloodrocuted will rule
your face off.

[jakobtheliar12]

[adult swim]

Message Edited by comedyswimfan089 on 10-29-2007 06:11 PM

[comedyswimfan089]

10/28 Viewer Card #5
[Approximately 12:15am EDT, before Lucy]
[source]  - Originially posted in WSC, originally posted by jesper0716

Dear Adult Swim:

Look what I made
for you

[pic]

Happy Halloween!!

[dave]

Dear Dave,

Look waht we
made for you

This episode of Lucy

handcrafted
just for you.

[adult swim]

Message Edited by comedyswimfan089 on 10-29-2007 06:16 PM

[comedyswimfan089]

10/28 Viewer Card #6
[Approximately 12:30am EDT, before Venture Bros]
[source] - Originally posted in WSC

Dear Adult Swim:

Thanks for Viva Caligula,

I'm hoping if I play it enough

I'll pass my humanities test
on Rome in two weeks.

[CMHworaven]

Keep playing and you'll be
teaching that class in two weeks

[comedyswimfan089]

11/04 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 10:10pm (ET); During Futurama #1]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

When should I turn my clocks back
one hour for Daylight Savings Time?

Now?

Now?

[BEMaven]

Yes now.

And by now we mean
it happened yesterday

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

11/04 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 10:59pm (ET); Before Family Guy]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

I work across the street at TBS

show a brother some love
and hook me up with some schwag.

[Spange]

Sure

As soon as you give us
back our Family Guy

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

11/04 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 11:28pm (ET); Before Robot Chicken]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

I was getting nostalgic

and I was hoping maybe, just maybe,
you could bring back the original "bumps"

[uofdmo]

[shows an original Adult Swim bumper]

[comedyswimfan089]

11/04 Viewer Bump #4
[Approximately 11:43pm (ET); Before Metalocalypse]
[source] -- Comedy Discussion

Dear Adult Swim:

Me as Dr. Rockso
the Rock n Roll Clown:

[image]

[KuntempT_Dump]

Dude, you do not wanna miss
Metalocalypse two weeks from now

Also,

[image]

[KuntempT_Dump]

America has now seen
your hot banana package twice.

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

11/04 Viewer Bump #5
[Approximately 12:14am (ET); Before Lucy: DotD]
[source] --  Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

How come in anime

boy's nipples don't appear
at all

while for girls

their nipples appear
on the body!

[PokeNirvash]

In the future,

men will have
no nipples

except for Xavier
who has six.

[adult swim]

[PokeNirvash]

whoo! I got bumped

My three dreams I need to come true

• 2nd Run of Eureka seveN
  
• One of my bumps appearing on [as]
  
• Haruhi coming to [as]

[comedyswimfan089]

11/11 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 10:11pm (ET); During Futurama #1]
[Source] - Originally Posted in Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

What's Your Favorite opening
thats ever been on [AS]?

[Joshfkndude]

[during this list, the respected shows themes played]

HH - Cowboy Bebop [Tank]
MC - Cowboy Bebop [Tank]
ML - Cowboy Bebop [Tank]
MH¹ - Cowboy Bebop [Tank]
PS - Lucy, The Daughter of the Devil
KM - Cowboy Bebop [Tank]
DS - Cowboy Bebop [Tank]
NI - Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
MH² - Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

Polling is closed.

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

11/11 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 10:59pm (ET); Before Family Guy]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

You're nowhere near as good
as you used to be.

You had almost nothing but
good stuff on every single night,

Now, all you've got left are
Futurama,
Family Guy,
Robot Chicken,
Metalocalypse,
LDOTD,
any NEW anime
and Astro Boy.

[Panta]

Yeah we suck

and we're taking you
down with us.

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

11/11 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 11:55pm (ET); After Metalocalypse]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

I think I just helped make
tattoos more metal.

I mean, they were
pretty metal before,

but now they are blacker than
the blackest black times infinity.

[image]

[MacaroniMurderLady]

You know that **bleep**
is permanent, right?

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

11/11 Viewer Bump #4
[Approximately 12:29am (ET); Before Venture Bros.]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

Iowa State University has the
best graffiti anywhere.

[image]

[XWombatX]

Go you gangster white boys

Go.

[adult swim]

[MacaroniMurderLady]

Oh wow getting my tattoo on TV is awesome! I wish I could get some awesome autographed thing or something for getting that done, seriously. And yes, [as], I'm well aware that it's permanent. That's exactly why I got it. <3

[comedyswimfan089]

11/18 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 10:12pm (ET); during Futurama #1]

[Source] [Source #2] - Williams Street Culture

Dear the South:

Coke is a brand of soda.
Not anything else.

Pepsi and Orange Crush
are not Coke.

[heat_grave]

Dear the North:

Get over yourself.

[Zombie_Prostitute]

Yeah, Ease Up Yank.

Have a Coke and a smile
and shut the ---- up

[adult swim]

Message Edited by comedyswimfan089 on 11-18-2007 10:52 PM

[comedyswimfan089]

11/18 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 10:46pm (ET); during Futurama #2]

[Source] - Comedy Discussion

Dear Adult Swim:

11-13-2007 12:08AM

50 more days
until the end of Futurama on AS

[tazzftw]

Yeah we're bummed
about it ourselves

But starting December 26th
we're going out big

With 6 straight nights and
72 straight episodes of Futurama

Then depression sets in

[adult swim]

Message Edited by comedyswimfan089 on 11-18-2007 10:52 PM

[comedyswimfan089]

11/18 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 11:59pm (ET); Before Robot Chicken]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

Personally, I dont care about
the retarded pilgrims

that didnt know
how to plant things

and needed the indians help.

[Sammeh_TEH_dSTROYah]

Preach on
Brother Sammeh

You're our new hero

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

11/18 Viewer Bump #4
[Approximately 11:56pm (ET); After Metalocalypse]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

Way to take Frisky Dingo
off the air mid-season.

Way to promote
a garbage rap album.

Way to keep cramming
Tim & Eric down our throats.

[ProjectRain]

Way to be a
whiney bitch

Tim and Eric in about
eighteen minutes.

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

Viewer Bumps for 11/25/2007:
Adult Swim was giving us the Thanksgiving leftovers.
There were no Viewer Bumps.

[comedyswimfan089]

12/02 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 10:12pm (ET); During Futurama #1]
[source] --  Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

thank you

for giving Assy mcGee
another season

[Explosivo_420]

Wait, we did?

Fuck.

[adult swim]

Message Edited by comedyswimfan089 on 12-02-2007 10:24 PM

[comedyswimfan089]

12/02 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 10:42pm (ET); During Futurama #2]
[source] --  Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

bump strike my ass.

[darcy153]

ON STRIKE
[Image of IBBWA #47 Symbol]
Informational Brotherhood of
Bump Writers of America Local 47

FOR UNFAIR COMMENT PRACTICES
FROM WEB BOARD HAGS NAMED DARCY

[comedyswimfan089]

12/03 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 11:18pm ET; During Family Guy]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear [adult swim]

follow me I left my footprints!

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.....(_/.....(...)........
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......oooO...............
.....(....)................
......)../....Oooo.....
.....(_/.....(....).......
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......oooO...............
.....(....)................
......)../....Oooo.....
.....(_/.....(....).......
...............)../........
..............(_/.........
...........................

[TheHistorian]

When you see only
one set of footprints

It was then that
we carried you

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

12/03 Viewer Bump #4
[Approximately 11:30pm ET; Before Robot Chicken]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

If you have any men that prefer a woman who
can fix a car, collects guns, and dresses trashy

please have them
send me their resume

Applicants must have a dry sense
of humor and a wet [sense of] libido.

[x4ty2]

CALL
US

[comedyswimfan089]

12/03 Viewer Bump #5
[Approximately 11:45pm ET; Before Metalocalypse]
[source] -- Williams Street Culture

Dear Adult Swim:

One pair of non-student tickets - Free
One black hoodie and paint - $15.27
Gas for roadtrip - $136.52
Food, drinks and camera - $35.68
One speeding ticket - $75

Having your face
rocked off by DETHKLOK;

then getting your hoodie
signed by Brendon Small: priceless

[Runnersaint]

or $262.47

[adult swim]