Bumps

[SkeminDee]

bump??? I think i got the bumps :-\

help adultswim 

[comedyswimfan089]

06/01 - Viewer Bump #1
Aired during Family Guy #1 - Approximately 10:12pm
[SOURCE] - Originally posted in BUMPS

Dear [adult swim]:

What did you guys buy
with your Tax Stimulus Checks??

[VicodinEs]

MC - Extra democracy       
KG - Less student loans      
HR - Food                           
TW - Root canals                 
MH - Xbox 360                     
CL - Synthesizer                  
KM - Down payment on a car
LB - Candy corn                   
BW - Debt reduction             

[adult swim]

Message Edited by comedyswimfan089 on 06-01-2008 10:21 PM

[comedyswimfan089]

6/1 Viewer Bump #2
Aired during American Dad - Approximately 10:44pm
[SOURCE] -- Originally posted in General Adult Swim Discussion

Dear Adult Swim,

What was missing from that "Patton" bump?

George C. Scott slapping the
shellshocked soldier.

I'm afraid without it your 15-second
Patton is woefully incomplete.

[Majikthise]

We're afraid you've
talked so long

there's no time left
to animate it for you.

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

6/1 Viewer Bump #3
Aired after American Dad - Approximately 10:56pm
[SOURCE] - Originally posted in RANTS

Dear Adult Swim,

One of those words I hate

I hate, and always hated,
the word "What-ever".

Because it shows very low emotion,
we use it when we want to escape drama.

When you are arguing with someone
dont say "what-ever"

[Unaga]

Whatevs.

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

6/1 Viewer Bump #4
Aired after Family Guy, Approximately 11:26pm ET
[SOURCE] - Originally posted in BUMPS

Dear Adult Swim,

I've always wondered what classic
phrases would sound like in robot form.

[robot says the following three phrases as
they display on the screen]

I am your father.

This is sparta!

Hello, my name is Inago Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die.

[chriso]

[sufficiently retarded]

[comedyswimfan089]

6/1 Viewer Bump #5
Aired before Assy Mcgee, Approximately 12:30am ET
[SOURCE] - Originally posted in BUMPS

Dear Adult Swim,

Here's a good strategy for ya'll

Cut your bump time in half again. It'll sell.

[LizardLionEagle]

[adult swim repeats the bump five
more times, speeding it up every time]

[adult swim]

Message Edited by comedyswimfan089 on 06-02-2008 07:30 AM

[mahala_la_la]

06/08 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 10:25pm (ET); After Family Guy #1]
[source] -- Bumps

Dear Adult Swim:

I just got a new tag for my car.

It's FRISKY DINGO themed.
Just thought I'd share.

Catch me ridin' around
the Atlanta area.

[image]

[ianmc0042]

We're pretty sure Killface
also rocks a Honda Accord

[adult swim]

[mahala_la_la]

06/08 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 11:23pm (ET); After Family Guy #2]
[source] -- Venture Bros.

Dear Adult Swim:

14 months ago,
we had ourselves a boy.

[image]

I originally started with
Brock Samson Jones,

but there were compromises.

I managed to name him
Jason Brock Jones.

Anyhow, I'm very excited
for the new season!

[FullMetalPancake]

[adult swim]

[mahala_la_la]

06/08 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 12:12am (ET); Before Squidbillies]
[source] -- Bumps

Dear Adult Swim:

"My name is Ichigo Montoya,
you killed my father. Bankai."

[Togusa2006]

Oh,

a Bleach joke

[in robotic voice]
Ha ha ha ha. . . [etc.]

Funny.

[adult swim]

[mahala_la_la]

06/15 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 10:26pm (ET); After Family Guy #1]
[source] -- Bumps -- User name: evilhippie

Dear Adult Swim,

i just want to see my name on tv
will you show it - REDACTED

[REDACTED]

Redacted is a fancy way
of saying

it's not going
to happen, bro.

Good hustle though

[REDACTED]

Message Edited by mahala_la_la on 06-16-2008 01:35 PM

[mahala_la_la]

06/15 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 11:26pm (ET); After Family Guy #2]
[source] -- Bumps

Dear Adult Swim,

Who do you think is the greatest
T.V. sidekick of all time, real or animated?

[-as-faninSJ]

MC - Barney Fife
HR - Sophia Petrillo
KG - Cosmo Kramer
LB - Gizmo Duck
PS - Ed Norton
ER - Stormy
VP - Jane Lane
TW - Claire Huxtable
JE - E.B. Farnum

[adult swim]

[mahala_la_la]

06/15 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 11:43pm (ET); During Venture Bros.]
[source] -- Bumps

Dear Adult Swim,

u guys get me sick
wit ur smartass comments

on tv bumps
and on ur website

yall always got sumtin smart
2 fuuuuuudgein say

go back 2 ur old #### bumps
wit da old people in da pool.

and don't say no smart #### ####
2 dis comment either.

[BX_kid]

[image of cat with projectile poop backed up to a litter box]

[adult swim]

[mahala_la_la]

06/15 Viewer Bump #4
[Approximately 12:00am (ET); Before Metalocalypse]
[source] -- Bumps

Dear Adult Swim,

If I play the Dethklok album backwards,
what will happen?

[BEMaven]

Let's find out

[black screen with robotic voice saying: "Give us your souls. Give us all of your money. Souls. Money. Money. Souls."]

About what you'd expect.

[adult swim]

[mahala_la_la]

06/22 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 10:25pm (ET); After Family Guy #1]
[source] -- Bumps [Link courtesy of comedyswimfan089]

Dear Adult Swim,

it would be awesome if one saturday
you aired the original action line up

with all the original promos
and intros and stuff from 2001.

that would be badass.
more like 2 badasses

[MeijinCp]

That would be badass

You're twelfth in line
for a cup of hope.

[working on it]

[mahala_la_la]

06/22 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 11:58pm (ET); Before Metalocalypse]
[source] -- Bumps

Dear Adult Swim:

Dethklok was **bleep** amazing
while they were in seattle!

[image]

yay!

[mog]

Dear mog,

Those Rockso outfits are
**bleep** amazing.

Are you Dreads
or Pink Head?

[adult swim]

[mahala_la_la]

06/22 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 12:25am (ET); After Fat Guy Stuck in the Internet]
[source] -- Bumps

Dear Adult Swim:

Look what we did!

[image]

[mog]

Enough ladies.

(1) - [Image]
(2) - [image]

We get it.

You think Brendon's hot

Now let someone else
have a chance

[adult swim]

[moop2k]

Of the 226 messages in this thread, [insert random # here] of them are yours. I don't think I've ever seen that happen before...

it's kinda like you spammed and tomatoed the hell out of your own thread. 

[mog]

---

mahala_la_la wrote:
06/22 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 11:58pm (ET); Before Metalocalypse]
[source] -- Bumps

Dear Adult Swim:

Dethklok was **bleep** amazing
while they were in seattle!

[image]

yay!

[mog]

Dear mog,

Those Rockso outfits are
**bleep** amazing.

Are you Dreads
or Pink Head?

[adult swim]

---

haha awsome, I'm the one in the pink!

[mahala_la_la]

06/29 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 10:42pm (ET); During American Dad]
[source] -- Bumps [Link by comedyswimfan089]

Dear Adult Swim:

I live in Omaha, Ne.

The mayor here is trying
to make Omaha bigger than it is

and and now refering
to Omaha as the Big O.

I am wondering if it is
copyright infrigment

[MercurySenshi]

[image of Big O overlooking Omaha's skyline]
If they build an actual
Big O downtown

We're cool.

[adult swim]

[mahala_la_la]

06/29 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 11:24pm (ET); After Family Guy #2]
[source #1] | [source #2] | [source #3] -- Bumps [Links 1 & 2 by comedyswimfan089]

Dear Adult Swim,

Why come you don't play
the Brak Show anymore?
What are ya [adult swim]? Yella?

[DetectiveDigglebooth]

Dear Adult Swim,

Don't be afraid to rerun
Cowboy Bebop episodes.

[YUQ49120]

Dear Adult Swim,

What ever happened to
"space ghost coast to coast"?
Any chance of airing it again?

[BatmanHasEars]

Friday, August 1st

See, we are listening

[to some of you]

[mahala_la_la]

06/29 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 11:42pm (ET); During Venture Bros.]
[source] -- Bumps [Link by comedyswimfan089]

Dear Adult Swim:

Who do you think are the best
cartoon voice actors of all time?

[Kitten-Kaboodle]

MC - Mel Blanc
ML - Unknown Hinson
KM - Andy Merrill
BL - Dana Snyder
HR - Mako

VP - James Urbaniak
OG - Britta Phillips
JDW - Jon Benjamin
JD - Mark Hamill
GA - Steve Blum

[adult swim]

[mahala_la_la]

06/29 Viewer Bump #4
[Approximately 12:13am (ET); Before Fat Guy Stuck in Internet]
[source] -- Bumps

Dear Adult Swim:

Please...
for the love of god...

No more
Fat Guy Stuck in Internet

My rectum
can't handle anymore

[SchizzleRizzle]

Come on, no need
to be modest

You can pack
a little more in there

[adult swim]

[mahala_la_la]

07/06 Viewer Bump #1
[Approximately 11:25pm (ET); After Family Guy #2]
[source #1] [source #2] [source #3] [source #4] [source #5] -- Bumps

If we made a show about you,
what would it be called?

Survivor: UPS

[inhumanrampager]

cidz ZOMFGtastic fangirl
hawtmeynz show!!!111!!

[cidthekittyisfun]

"Does This Smell
Like Chloroform to You?"

[PenguinBoss]

"One Man's Endless Search
for Nachos"

[VicodinEs]

Stupid Girl
Stuck On [adult swim] Website

[DRD2001]

[adult swim]

[mahala_la_la]

07/06 Viewer Bump #2
[Approximately 11:42pm (ET); During Venture Bros.]
[source] -- Aqua Teen Hunger Force [username: Hour1033]

Dear Adult Swim:

I run a radio show
at my college in Santa Clara, CA,
and we're all big ATHF fans.

We've all likened our personalities
to an ATHF counterpart,

and of course one of us
is Master Shake.

So, for her birthday,
I presented a cake shaped like...
what else? Master Shake!

[image]

[DJ Hour]

[nice]

[mahala_la_la]

07/06 Viewer Bump #3
[Approximately 12:26am (ET); After Fat Guy Stuck in Internet]
[source] -- Bumps

Dear Adult Swim,

How 'bout posting some
new games on the game page.

I'm getting pretty sick of playing
the same s**t over and over again.

[comradesoviet]

JULY
5 Minute to Kill Yourself -
Family Reunion


AUGUST
Dungeons and Dungeons I


SEPTEMBER
Dungeons and Dungeons II


OCTOBER
Candy Mountain Massacre 2


NOVEMBER
Kill Thy Neighbor


DECEMBER
Fight!
Amateur Surgeon - Christmas Edition



[subject to change if we feel like it]