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[BootlegBumpMaster]

Ok, a lie occured.

Heating was done with a microwave.

Setting fire to a hobo would have taken too much time.

[swim bite]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

We thought about starting the night
with a delightful limmerick.

Then realized that might require
actual work on our part.

So the Cliff Notes version of tonight's intro is
something something and toss orange in there
and away we go

[in 3...2...1...]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

Source - http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Bumps/Dear-adult-swim-January-2012
/m-p/63301743#M49882

Dear [Adult Swim]

Was replacing the Office Web Cam with Chicken Love a new concept for you?

Or was there always chicken love in your office?

[BEMaven]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

Source - http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Bumps/Dear-adult-swim-January-2012
/m-p/63313103#M49890

Dear [Adult Swim],

I'm out of ideas so only put an image of Shake laughing.

[brokulis]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

Source - http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Bumps/Dear-adult-swim-January-2012
/m-p/63361083#M49946

Hey [adult swim]

what would be your thoughts on a family guy movie?

[happybunnypantz]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

Source - http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Bumps/Dear-adult-swim-January-2012
/m-p/63361901#M49947

Dear [adult swim] January 2012

hey im in english composition what should I write about.

[Hydromorphone]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

Existance as a thing is fickle.
Random stupidity causes a tickle.
Most jokes are a groan
and maybe a moan.
But it's better than a kick to the pickle.

And also, orange.

[swim bite]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

Stretch and pop.

Pop and stretch.

That's enough physical exercise.
Wouldn't want to ruin the current winter physique.

But that doesn't mean these will ruin that paunch
should you decide to exercise your vowels

[in 3...2...1...]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

Source - http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Bumps/Dear-adult-swim-January-2012
/m-p/63369151#M49965

Dear [Adult Swim]

Hey just curious do you guys watch The Big Bang Theory? What do you think of it?

[AS_anime_watcher]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

Source - http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Bumps/Dear-adult-swim-January-2012
/m-p/63393755#M49989

Dear [adult swim]

When is Ted gonna let you guys drop the f-bomb, uncensored?         

[rumbatubbies-ok]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

Source - http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Bumps/Dear-adult-swim-January-2012
/m-p/63401639#M49991

Dear [Adult Swim]

Which opening address is more enticing to you?

(a) Dear Adult Swim:

(b) Dear Adult Swim,

(c) Dear Adult Swim---

(d) Hey, Big Boy!

[BEMaven]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

Feeling old.
And one-dimensionally attached to this place.

But the age of the shadow is nothing
compared to the age of the object.

And after being here since the dawn of Swim,
that object found the key to his office shackles.

If you've ever seen the awe-inspiring glow of your fake name
on whatever size screen you watch in your parent's basement
or just have those black-n-white burps during the block kinda grow on you like a fungus
and feel like letting those pseudo emotions out,
feel free to let it out by Sunday in the Rage thread.

The Final Roasting of BumpMaster3000,
Senior Bump Writer at [as] ,
can be found by clicking that link in katt_goddess's sig.
It's the obnoxiously 'omg-its-coming-towards-you' red font.
So if you can read this,
you have no excuses to miss that.

[swim bite]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

Behold the power of Thursdays!

They happen only once every week.

Same as any other day
only Thursday-i-er.

They also have a smattering of these

[in 3...2...1...]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

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Dear [adult swim],

I think you need to show messages from the boards more.

It will bring more people to our wonderful community so we can finally have that orgy we've always talked about.

[Curlymafurly]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

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Dear [Adult Swim]

So what do you want this Valentine's? Chocolates? Flowers? Candy? I hope not cause I have no money. That also mean I have no money to buy stuff by you from your "shop" so stop asking.

Thanks

[AS_anime_watcher]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

Always be afraid of cordless video game controllers.

There's a reason they were leashed to the system.

[swim bite]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

It's Thursday
and it's colder than the moon out.

The sky-side one
not the frat-side one.

Set fire to these for their digital warmths

[in 3...2...1...]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

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Dear [adult swim],

The action block survived 10 years. What will you guys do to celebrate?         

[rumbatubbies-ok]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

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Dear [Adult Swim]

Am I the only person on the planet who remembers Cheyenne Cinnamon that recognizes all of her cameos in Squidbillies? or is it  a mild form of psychosis?

[SwoopNasty]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

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Dear [Adult Swim]

What are you doing for Brak history month?

[4-HBabe]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

Ever freeze your vowels off
in the privacy of your own home?

Not half as fun as it sounds.

It's like risking a flagpole moment
everytime you go for a sip from a can.

[swim bite]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

Sometimes the biggest show
is the show you know.

But since laziness plays a strong part in this show
ya'll are expected to do the work

[in 3...2...1...]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

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Dear [Adult Swim]

What would be your reaction if Family Guy took at shot at one of your shows in a cutaway saying it stunk? (though in all honesty I want to say the other word "s#cked")

[Ryugetsu]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

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Dear [Adult Swim]

You people are never any help on Valentines Day.

Which is why I always end up bowling by myself.         

[BEMaven]

[BootlegBumpMaster]

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Hey [adult swim]

If you do not release the mp3 to the action block intro, circa 2002 (as well with the extended version too), I will be forced to do the following:

-Bombard Lazzo's answering machine with rude and obnoxious voicemails

-Throw eggs at the William's Street office

and

-Draw mustaches and penises over the mural

Will you comply to my demands?

[rumbatubbies-ok]