Bumps

[Brown_eyed_Angel]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
83Mdear [adult swim],

MI wanted to thank you for airing that episode of Moral Orel, 'God's Chef'.
MThat episode was made of awesome and dirty.
MEven if it did make me paranoid of little boys with pastry bags sneaking into my window at night.
MIt was worth it.

[Akimbo]

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Give it time.

Watch more [Adult Swim]

[Winged Swim]

[Brown_eyed_Angel]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
2099MDear Adultswim

MDo you pick up chicks by saying
M"Hey wanna come to my headquarters and watch all the new shows we have in stock?"

Msick bastards

[lesbianquest]

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Yeah sure, why not.

After all that's how you came about.

[Winged Swim]

[Brown_eyed_Angel]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
175Mwhat the hell [adult swim]?

MNathan Explosion looks and sounds just like me.
MPeople at my job think so also, except I don't sing songs about coffee.
MDo I get compensated for my likeness being used?

[Dracos820]

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Yeah....

Sure....

Have your people call our people.

{Good luck getting an answer.}

[Winged Swim]

[Brown_eyed_Angel]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
60MDear Adult Swim,

MI went to bed watching AdultSwim and I woke up not wearing Underwear.
MIs this a new effect your trying to do to people when they view your shows?

[onthegroundnow]

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Testing of subliminal advertising complete.

Now to get HANES as a sponsor.

[Winged Swim]

[Brown_eyed_Angel]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
73Mdear [adult swim],

MI heard someone saying that you're going downhill.
MI called Blasphamey and said that you were just going to mcdonalds.
MCould you be so kind and get me a hamburger?

[fanofsealab]

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We're not going anywhere.

But to get a large flurry and some fries.

McDonalds advertisement down.

[Winged Swim]

[Brown_eyed_Angel]

I hate being late all the time.

[duzitickle]

its all good, babeh.
youre here on a Thursday..
technically...
youre not late at all.


*stragglers are always welcome. though.

[Brown_eyed_Angel]

LMAO.

And that's why I love teh bumps.

[The_Love_Machine]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
9158MDear [adult swim],

MI just spent my Saturday night sitting in a hot room
Mwith two other guys watching Fooly Cooly,
Mand it was fun as hell.

MSee what you've done to my social life?

[SilverDragonWOHS]

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And people wonder why we’re never
gonna put a yaoi series on the air.
[adult swim]

[The_Love_Machine]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
20M Dear [Adult Swim],

MWhy are you showing a second episode of Futurama in the weekday lineup?
MSealab 2021, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Harvey Birdman.
MAny of these shows familiar?

[Johnny_Law]

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Someone please get this man a drink.
He’s hallucinating.
[adult swim]

Message Edited by The_Love_Machine on 08-11-2006 03:55 AM

[The_Love_Machine]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
158MDear [adult swim],

MWhat do you sacrifice to William's Street to appease its anger?
M(Besides virgins, because that's just a given)

[IamHighlander]

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We sacrifice website administrators.
[we’ll miss you ol’ salt]

[The_Love_Machine]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
1996MDear [adult swim],

MSo, I get it. You're mad at us.
MI know you thought you could change us, but it wasn't going to happen.

MMy mother never liked you in the first place...

[naiad518]

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But we still scored with her.
[adult swim]

[The_Love_Machine]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
i thought this one was funny.

2109MDear Adultswim

MIs odin really as cool as he makes like he is,
Mcause you would have to be pretty cool to act like Odin.

[domineuce]

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Or be like the lazy old guy who doesn’t do
anything but still hangs around the office.
[adult swim]

[The_Love_Machine]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
9152MDear Adult Swim

MYou have succeeded in corrupting my young mind.
MWant a cookie? Medal? Parade? Franz Kafka's The Complete Stories?!
MHOW ABOUT A GLASS OF WARM WATER WITH A FLY IN IT?

Mp.s. Coffee is now the most metal thing ever

[JessicaFILTH]

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We already have all that.
And coffee was already metal.
[adult swim]

[The_Love_Machine]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
83Mdear [adult swim],

MI wanted to thank you for airing that episode of Moral Orel, 'God's Chef'.
MThat episode was made of awesome and dirty.
MEven if it did make me paranoid of little boys with pastry bags sneaking into my window at night.
MIt was worth it.

[Akimbo]

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We suggest e.p.t.
[adult swim]

[The_Love_Machine]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
2099MDear Adultswim

MDo you pick up chicks by saying
M"Hey wanna come to my headquarters and watch all the new shows we have in stock?"

Msick bastards

[lesbianquest]

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No.
But that is how we lure homeless people in.
And eat them.
[adult swim]

[The_Love_Machine]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
175Mwhat the hell [adult swim]?

MNathan Explosion looks and sounds just like me.
MPeople at my job think so also, except I don't sing songs about coffee.
MDo I get compensated for my likeness being used?

[Dracos820]

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Damn, you ugly.
[adult swim]

[The_Love_Machine]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
60MDear Adult Swim,

MI went to bed watching AdultSwim and I woke up not wearing Underwear.
MIs this a new effect your trying to do to people when they view your shows?

[onthegroundnow]

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No.
We want all your clothes off!
[adult swim]

[The_Love_Machine]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
73Mdear [adult swim],

MI heard someone saying that you're going downhill.
MI called Blasphamey and said that you were just going to mcdonalds.
MCould you be so kind and get me a hamburger?

[fanofsealab]

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Lazy ungrateful bastards.
[adult swim]

[The_Love_Machine]

Note to self: 2 <br>s for a space between lines.

[Conan_Edogawa420]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
9158MDear [adult swim],

MI just spent my Saturday night sitting in a hot room
Mwith two other guys watching Fooly Cooly,
Mand it was fun as hell.

MSee what you've done to my social life?

[SilverDragonWOHS]

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You know as well as we do
that if you weren't watching Fooly Cooly
You would still be sitting with those 2 guys playing videos games.
So don't blame us!

[cant swim]

[Conan_Edogawa420]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
20M Dear [Adult Swim],

MWhy are you showing a second episode of Futurama in the weekday lineup?
MSealab 2021, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Harvey Birdman.
MAny of these shows familiar?

[Johnny_Law]

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There is something about
The fans of those shows
That just ticks us off.

[hate us]

[Conan_Edogawa420]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
158MDear [adult swim],

MWhat do you sacrifice to William's Street to appease its anger?
M(Besides virgins, because that's just a given)

[IamHighlander]

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Sealabs,
Space Ghosts,
Braks
We are looking for an altar big enough
to hold Strokers and Hoops

[cant swim]

[Conan_Edogawa420]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
9152MDear Adult Swim

MYou have succeeded in corrupting my young mind.
MWant a cookie? Medal? Parade? Franz Kafka's The Complete Stories?!
MHOW ABOUT A GLASS OF WARM WATER WITH A FLY IN IT?

Mp.s. Coffee is now the most metal thing ever

[JessicaFILTH]

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We have been thinking of doing an
All [as] version of Der Gruftwacher.
Now it will have to be cancelled
Because someone knows who Kafka was.
Thanks for ruining play time!

[cant swim]

[Conan_Edogawa420]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
2099MDear Adultswim

MDo you pick up chicks by saying
M"Hey wanna come to my headquarters and watch all the new shows we have in stock?"

Msick bastards

[lesbianquest]

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No usually we say
Want to come back to headquarters
and pet our owls?

[can't swim]