Bumps

[crackymckrackin]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:

2109MDear Adultswim

MIs odin really as cool as he makes like he is,
Mcause you would have to be pretty cool to act like Odin.

[domineuce]

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Odin who?
[cracked swim]

[duzitickle]

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83Mdear [adult swim],

MI wanted to thank you for airing that episode of Moral Orel, 'God's Chef'.
MThat episode was made of awesome and dirty.
MEven if it did make me paranoid of little boys with pastry bags sneaking into my window at night.
MIt was worth it.

[Akimbo]

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We're just full of
awesome and dirty.
Too bad Standards and Practices
won't let you see us in all our glory.

[the deep end]

[duzitickle]

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2099MDear Adultswim

MDo you pick up chicks by saying
M"Hey wanna come to my headquarters and watch all the new shows we have in stock?"

Msick bastards

[lesbianquest]

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You'd be surprised at
how well that pick up line works.

[the deep end]

[duzitickle]

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175Mwhat the hell [adult swim]?

MNathan Explosion looks and sounds just like me.
MPeople at my job think so also, except I don't sing songs about coffee.
MDo I get compensated for my likeness being used?

[Dracos820]

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The way we see it
YOU owe US.
Metalocalypse has made you Nathan.
Women will be flocking to you.
You'll see so much action
Your ding d0ng might fall off.
Now, pay up.

[the deep end]

[comedyswimfan089]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
9158MDear [adult swim],

MI just spent my Saturday night sitting in a hot room
Mwith two other guys watching Fooly Cooly,
Mand it was fun as hell.

MSee what you've done to my social life?

[SilverDragonWOHS]

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We did absolutely nothing
to your social life

You were going to sit in a hot room
with two guys no matter what we aired.

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
20M Dear [Adult Swim],

MWhy are you showing a second episode of Futurama in the weekday lineup?
MSealab 2021, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Harvey Birdman.
MAny of these shows familiar?

[Johnny_Law]

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What are those shows?

We've never heard of
those shows before

I think you've lost
whatever marbles you may of had.

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
158MDear [adult swim],

MWhat do you sacrifice to William's Street to appease its anger?
M(Besides virgins, because that's just a given)

[IamHighlander]

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Owls

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
1996MDear [adult swim],

MSo, I get it. You're mad at us.
MI know you thought you could change us, but it wasn't going to happen.

MMy mother never liked you in the first place...

[naiad518]

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We never liked your mother either

Especially after we had
her in bed last week.

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
i thought this one was funny.

2109MDear Adultswim

MIs odin really as cool as he makes like he is,
Mcause you would have to be pretty cool to act like Odin.

[domineuce]

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Odin?

Odin's nothing when
compared to Merrill

Especially in the
bikini contest

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
83Mdear [adult swim],

MI wanted to thank you for airing that episode of Moral Orel, 'God's Chef'.
MThat episode was made of awesome and dirty.
MEven if it did make me paranoid of little boys with pastry bags sneaking into my window at night.
MIt was worth it.

[Akimbo]

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You'll never want to
visit your local bakery again.

By the way, have you had
some of our cookies lately?

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
2099MDear Adultswim

MDo you pick up chicks by saying
M"Hey wanna come to my headquarters and watch all the new shows we have in stock?"

Msick bastards

[lesbianquest]

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No

We just say
"Check out our hot stuff."

Works every time.

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
175Mwhat the hell [adult swim]?

MNathan Explosion looks and sounds just like me.
MPeople at my job think so also, except I don't sing songs about coffee.
MDo I get compensated for my likeness being used?

[Dracos820]

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No

Just constipated.

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
60MDear Adult Swim,

MI went to bed watching AdultSwim and I woke up not wearing Underwear.
MIs this a new effect your trying to do to people when they view your shows?

[onthegroundnow]

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Oh No!

The secret's out!

[adult swim]

[comedyswimfan089]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
73Mdear [adult swim],

MI heard someone saying that you're going downhill.
MI called Blasphamey and said that you were just going to mcdonalds.
MCould you be so kind and get me a hamburger?

[fanofsealab]

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Sorry.

We're going to
Burger King.

GET IT RIGHT!

Geez.

[adult swim]

[Jamaican_Rum]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
9158MDear [adult swim],

MI just spent my Saturday night sitting in a hot room
Mwith two other guys watching Fooly Cooly,
Mand it was fun as hell.

MSee what you've done to my social life?

[SilverDragonWOHS]

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Making FLCL fun, that was us.
You sitting in a hot room with two other guys...
...We blame the Fabulous 5 for that one.

Message Edited by Jamaican_Rum on 08-11-2006 12:46 AM

[Jamaican_Rum]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
20M Dear [Adult Swim],

MWhy are you showing a second episode of Futurama in the weekday lineup?
MSealab 2021, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Harvey Birdman.
MAny of these shows familiar?

[Johnny_Law]

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But if we add any of those shows, what will you have left to complain to us about?

Message Edited by Jamaican_Rum on 08-11-2006 12:47 AM

[Jamaican_Rum]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
9152MDear Adult Swim

MYou have succeeded in corrupting my young mind.
MWant a cookie? Medal? Parade? Franz Kafka's The Complete Stories?!
MHOW ABOUT A GLASS OF WARM WATER WITH A FLY IN IT?

Mp.s. Coffee is now the most metal thing ever

[JessicaFILTH]

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**long pause**

Who the f**k is Franz Kafka?

Message Edited by Jamaican_Rum on 08-11-2006 12:50 AM

[Jamaican_Rum]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
2099MDear Adultswim

MDo you pick up chicks by saying
M"Hey wanna come to my headquarters and watch all the new shows we have in stock?"

Msick bastards

[lesbianquest]

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Who told you we have new shows in stock?

Message Edited by Jamaican_Rum on 08-11-2006 12:49 AM

[Jamaican_Rum]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
83Mdear [adult swim],

MI wanted to thank you for airing that episode of Moral Orel, 'God's Chef'.
MThat episode was made of awesome and dirty.
MEven if it did make me paranoid of little boys with pastry bags sneaking into my window at night.
MIt was worth it.

[Akimbo]

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The Boogey Man had to start somewhere.

Message Edited by Jamaican_Rum on 08-11-2006 12:49 AM

[Brown_eyed_Angel]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
9158MDear [adult swim],

MI just spent my Saturday night sitting in a hot room
Mwith two other guys watching Fooly Cooly,
Mand it was fun as hell.

MSee what you've done to my social life?

[SilverDragonWOHS]

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You should invest in air conditioning

It's what we did for Master Shake.

[Winged Swim]

[Brown_eyed_Angel]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
20M Dear [Adult Swim],

MWhy are you showing a second episode of Futurama in the weekday lineup?
MSealab 2021, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Harvey Birdman.
MAny of these shows familiar?

[Johnny_Law]

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Yeah but they all blow.

Talking robots that tell us to bite shiney metal things is where it's at baby.

[Winged Swim]

[Brown_eyed_Angel]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
158MDear [adult swim],

MWhat do you sacrifice to William's Street to appease its anger?
M(Besides virgins, because that's just a given)

[IamHighlander]

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NOOOOOOOO!

DON'T SACRIFICE US!

Ehem...

We mean...

Yeah....Virgins....

[Winged Swim]

[Brown_eyed_Angel]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
i thought this one was funny.

2109MDear Adultswim

MIs odin really as cool as he makes like he is,
Mcause you would have to be pretty cool to act like Odin.

[domineuce]

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We taught Odin how to act.

Pffft... Odin tough?

{Cowers}

[Winged Swim]

[Brown_eyed_Angel]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
1996MDear [adult swim],

MSo, I get it. You're mad at us.
MI know you thought you could change us, but it wasn't going to happen.

MMy mother never liked you in the first place...

[naiad518]

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That's not what your mother said lastnight.

[Winged Swim]

[Brown_eyed_Angel]

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BootlegBumpMaster wrote:
9152MDear Adult Swim

MYou have succeeded in corrupting my young mind.
MWant a cookie? Medal? Parade? Franz Kafka's The Complete Stories?!
MHOW ABOUT A GLASS OF WARM WATER WITH A FLY IN IT?

Mp.s. Coffee is now the most metal thing ever

[JessicaFILTH]

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Good thing we drink MDX...

Do the Dew!

Now pay us.

[Winged Swim]