Check It Out! with Dr Steve Brule

[Intrepid-Traveler]

Parties

Paper cup, magic tricks, a cup of wiiine.

These are the things to have yourself a good times. 

Dance around like your a smarty...Because guess what dingus, its a party.

+1 if you read this in steve brules voice.

[FaenTilDeg93]

Animals

Lions and tigers and bear, oh my?

Cause theyre all livin in the wild

like you and like I

doesnt matter, house or a tree

were not that different 

them and we

[putthatinyourmilk]

Baking

Flour, sugar, chocolate chips;

Swirl your spoon, lick your lips.

Stuff like grandma used to make;

It's so much fun to learn to bake.

[GoofyGibbons]

Bruckets of love

and a flying dove

heart shaped boxes of candy

While laying on the beach getting sandy

If there are no pruppets insight

Then no need to fright

On this very special Valentines night

(Poem by John Dangerson)

[bongfilla]

tacos an pizza

swollen feets uh

allergin chimichangas

time to rip da bonguz

im drunk on wine

im driving home

[KunFuzi]

Music

Horns and Whistles

Go through my ears

This beautiful music

Drives me to tears

I listen and love it

I ask for some more

But the music is over

And im out the door

"Thats a song lyrics from my band Sore Bores"

[Dingusman]

Sapphires, girls, and when a songbird sings

These are...all ..of .....some....pretty things.

Keep them, hold them, make them yours

Time is short.........can i have yours?

This is a poem by Dingusnitus greek poet man.

[RSFable]

april flowers bring may showers and what do may flowers bring?

Michael Cera

[Rwspark]

Once upon a time,

Two cats chased around three mice,

One day the mice ate the cats,

The mice had an awesome party to celebrate,

But what do they do now since there aren't any more cats?

The mice then committed suicide.

A nursery rhyme by Bob Brunderson

[Explosivo_420]

Going to the store, for your milk!


Shoes and pants, are both required
Belt and keys, as time expires!
Drivin and Drivin,and Drivin.......... and Drivin
The store's already closed ya dingus!

[FLCL22]

I did... that was good.

[paynuss]

A playful puppy, a fluffy cat

or a wierd hamster, or a silly rat

These are the things we like to keep

Onnly because we.. can't.. afford...sheep

A poem by Gary Crungus (Coolridge)

[mmm_organizedcrime]

Colors

Pink an' Prurple an' Paisley.

Why are there so many crolors?

Jell-O has lots of crolors.

When I eat Jell-O Iii think,

"Man, crolors tastes good'

[OrelchaiPuffingstien]

Childhood

tires swinging from a rope

maybe one day ill be the pope

and if i was born into the mormons

my daddy wouldve made me with just one poke

thats a poem by dredro dranglesmens

[OrelchaiPuffingstien]

Impotencey

finger do

finger won't

pehnis will

pehnis don't

thats a poem i wrote using only words i found in a brouchure a pehnis docter sent to one of my friends houses

[deceased]

when does that show get a new season  thats the show they need to work on

[DringusandDrungle]

1 drinks, 2 drinks, sometimes 10

Beers and wines go straight to my head

All these drinks make me fly like a jet

With their help, I'll get my Dangus wet

That's a poem by Jrared Drungelton (Josh Denton)

[Prumpkins]

COLLEGE

A dorm room girl or dorm room dude

A roommate who will yell at you

Skipping class and getting failed

I hope I pass my college class

That was a poem by Danny Drungleton (Daniel Dickinson) 

[Prumpkins]

INTERNET

Groogle a video, Groogle a friend

The Internet can have no end

The dot coms and the dial ups

There's lots of porns and online stuff

That was from a song by Stan Jobe, who invented Apples (Steve Jobs)

[Zipster90]

^^Best one yet.

[Deidrea]

[deceased]

thats dead on

[Intrepid-Traveler]

Moar friends moar!

[AdonisDNA]

A good thing to do is, t'uh..having a hobby,

It makes ya feel HAH-PPY, in yer brain, or your body!

You do hobbies with friends, or y'can do 'em alone,

Helps you keep your hands away from yer No-No Zone... silly!

*Dr. Steve Brule brings out one of those court room dolls they give kids to show where the molester touched them*

"Now...this place here," *points to doll's crotch* "Is where you can find the No-No Zone, is...is located. There's another No-No Zone down there, around the corner, in the back, too *points to doll's **QWOP***...uh...well, THAT No-No-Zone is, most of the day, called your "**QWOP**-**QWOP**, uh...HOLE, where your poopy doo-doo's come from...but your bung-butt can ALSO turn INTO a No-No-Zone if it gets molestered. Uh...I dunno if this doll is a boy doll or a girl doll! 'Cause, uh..I think its a girl doll 'cause she doesn't have a boy-pee-pee...for your health!"

[areyoumychipchip]

make one yourself, ya turkey!

                                                                 
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