06-22-2010 05:06 AM
Paper cup, magic tricks, a cup of wiiine.
These are the things to have yourself a good times.
Dance around like your a smarty...Because guess what dingus, its a party.
+1 if you read this in steve brules voice.
06-26-2010 01:02 AM
Lions and tigers and bear, oh my?
Cause theyre all livin in the wild
like you and like I
doesnt matter, house or a tree
were not that different
them and we
06-28-2010 12:49 AM
Flour, sugar, chocolate chips;
Swirl your spoon, lick your lips.
Stuff like grandma used to make;
It's so much fun to learn to bake.
06-28-2010 09:34 PM
Bruckets of love
and a flying dove
heart shaped boxes of candy
While laying on the beach getting sandy
If there are no pruppets insight
Then no need to fright
On this very special Valentines night
(Poem by John Dangerson)
07-05-2010 05:00 PM
Horns and Whistles
Go through my ears
This beautiful music
Drives me to tears
I listen and love it
I ask for some more
But the music is over
And im out the door
"Thats a song lyrics from my band Sore Bores"
07-08-2010 02:42 PM
Sapphires, girls, and when a songbird sings
These are...all ..of .....some....pretty things.
Keep them, hold them, make them yours
Time is short.........can i have yours?
This is a poem by Dingusnitus greek poet man.
07-10-2010 03:00 PM
Once upon a time,
Two cats chased around three mice,
One day the mice ate the cats,
The mice had an awesome party to celebrate,
But what do they do now since there aren't any more cats?
The mice then committed suicide.
A nursery rhyme by Bob Brunderson
07-14-2010 03:37 AM - edited 07-14-2010 03:37 AM
Going to the store, for your milk!
Shoes and pants, are both required
Belt and keys, as time expires!
Drivin and Drivin,and Drivin.......... and Drivin
The store's already closed ya dingus!
07-15-2010 09:48 PM
A playful puppy, a fluffy cat
or a wierd hamster, or a silly rat
These are the things we like to keep
Onnly because we.. can't.. afford...sheep
A poem by Gary Crungus (Coolridge)
08-01-2010 02:44 AM - edited 08-01-2010 02:46 AM
Pink an' Prurple an' Paisley.
Why are there so many crolors?
Jell-O has lots of crolors.
When I eat Jell-O Iii think,
"Man, crolors tastes good'
08-02-2010 02:21 PM
tires swinging from a rope
maybe one day ill be the pope
and if i was born into the mormons
my daddy wouldve made me with just one poke
thats a poem by dredro dranglesmens
08-07-2010 02:27 AM
thats a poem i wrote using only words i found in a brouchure a pehnis docter sent to one of my friends houses
09-19-2010 10:49 PM
1 drinks, 2 drinks, sometimes 10
Beers and wines go straight to my head
All these drinks make me fly like a jet
With their help, I'll get my Dangus wet
That's a poem by Jrared Drungelton (Josh Denton)
09-22-2010 09:34 PM
A dorm room girl or dorm room dude
A roommate who will yell at you
Skipping class and getting failed
I hope I pass my college class
That was a poem by Danny Drungleton (Daniel Dickinson)
09-22-2010 09:45 PM
Groogle a video, Groogle a friend
The Internet can have no end
The dot coms and the dial ups
There's lots of porns and online stuff
That was from a song by Stan Jobe, who invented Apples (Steve Jobs)
04-04-2011 12:43 AM
A good thing to do is, t'uh..having a hobby,
It makes ya feel HAH-PPY, in yer brain, or your body!
You do hobbies with friends, or y'can do 'em alone,
Helps you keep your hands away from yer No-No Zone... silly!
*Dr. Steve Brule brings out one of those court room dolls they give kids to show where the molester touched them*
"Now...this place here," *points to doll's crotch* "Is where you can find the No-No Zone, is...is located. There's another No-No Zone down there, around the corner, in the back, too *points to doll's **QWOP***...uh...well, THAT No-No-Zone is, most of the day, called your "**QWOP**-**QWOP**, uh...HOLE, where your poopy doo-doo's come from...but your bung-butt can ALSO turn INTO a No-No-Zone if it gets molestered. Uh...I dunno if this doll is a boy doll or a girl doll! 'Cause, uh..I think its a girl doll 'cause she doesn't have a boy-pee-pee...for your health!"
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