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SaintCervixCancer
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There's gonna be an episode about boats.

That's exclusive from Tim and Eric themselves.

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Re: There's gonna be an episode about boats.

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Something tells me that Dr. Brule gets seasick.....
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PsychoLezUSA
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Re: There's gonna be an episode about boats.

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Yeah, I heard that thing, too.
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StephenHero
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Re: There's gonna be an episode about boats.

Reply to SaintCervixCancer - Message ID#: 63904977

I've actually seen the episode to which you refer, and you are wrong.

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PsychoLezUSA
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Re: There's gonna be an episode about boats.

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Mind elaborating, or would you like to continue your pricking?
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StephenHero
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Re: There's gonna be an episode about boats.

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I love how I can insult someone, come back within an hour and find 10 people jumped up my #### (and probably a ban) waiting to e-rape me, yet when I get insulted I'm still the bad guy and there's nobody that could give two ####s... I'm not complaining... I just want to know how you all knew I was black, I mean, holy ####.

 

No, seriously, fuuuuuudge you mods and admins, I hope you all die in terrible accidents caused by the one's you love. You are a bunch of hypocritical favoritist bull#### ####. I know I'm not likeable, and I get carried away at times, but for fuuuuuudge's sake. That's fine. You know what? I #### hope every goddamn one of you #### ####got pieces of #### do flame me. I'm not going to say anything to you because I think my hatred for you and your stupid thoughts is known by enough people to be considered common knowledge. So please, ####, continue calling me names and treating my like #### so that you can ban me (and only me) for doing the same.

 

(Before any smartass chimes in: NO, I am not trying to say I am the only one that has ever/will ever be b& from the [as]MB).

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StephenHero
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Re: There's gonna be an episode about boats.

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Spoiler

You would be correct.

I hope this appeases those too impatient and impolite to find out for themselves on March 18.

 

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Re: There's gonna be an episode about boats.

Reply to SaintCervixCancer - Message ID#: 63904977

Boats n' hoes. 

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SlitneyBoobston
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Re: There's gonna be an episode about boats.

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Hunks get all the hoes.
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Re: There's gonna be an episode about boats.

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You have to settle down.  I don't know exactly the issues you're referring to, but the post you seem to be freaking out about at the moment seems a fairly innocuous post to me in its own context.

 

It is my hope that everybody can get along and stuff, but your ability to throw gigantic emotional tantrums over fairly small issues shouldn't necessarily be the mitigating factor in my decision to take action in any given situation.

 

I would like you to reread the post you're freaking out about, and then reread your response.

 

Maybe you can see where I'm coming from here? 

 

If you have ban issues, the best course of action is to listen to the communication you're being given about your own behavior, and if there are contextual issues that you think your banning moderator may not be aware of, maybe bring those up in a civil manner.

 

But your ban is never about that other guy, what that other guy did, or those six people over there doing xyz.  it's about you.

 

If you're having issues with other users, feel free to report those.  But not every post you report every time will be something you actually know what happens with.  We might ban somebody, temp ban them, or communicate with them in some way, that you'll never be privy to (nor probably should you be necessarily).  A lot of times people try to bitch us out for not taking action in a situation we've already taken action in.

 

Still other times, people tend to perhaps have an emotional investment in something being/sounding/seeming worse than it actually is.  So when a mod looks at it, they're just not coming at it from the same emotional height.  So the reaction to whatever post or statement may well be different than yours.

 

But in general, things tend to work out for people who can hold it together, listen and communicate effectively when dealing with moderators.  Mods should be open to additional context, especially if its something you can point to on the board itself or something like that.

 

If you feel you're being treated unfairly by a particular ban in a particular situation, or a particular mod, you can actually contact the board admin and they'll have a look at the situation.  The board admin is Humbug.

 

But this right here what you're doing in this post, actually IS the sort of thing that gets you banned.  And keep in mind, a large segment of people who flame, or post racist remarks, or troll, or whatever, feel somehow emotionally justified in the moment, as you probably do here.

 

But best advice is to take a step back if you're super mad at somebody before posting.  Some of your sentiments are pretty extreme in this post.  If it's humor, the context isn't necessairly clear, especially after receiving a gigantic rant via Abuse Reports.  If somebody is obviously emotional/ranting, that's definitely something that will effect other people's perception of them, probably not for the good.  Be it in gauging their personal judgement, or how fun it would be to hang out with them on a message board, etc.

 

You can't control everybody else, you can only really control your own responses. 

 

 

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StephenHero
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Re: There's gonna be an episode about boats.

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SwimMod_Luuv wrote:

Blah Blah Blah fuuuuuudge you kid. 

 

 



Yeah, way to prove me right you favoritist ####. My point was, when I insult someone you immediately ban me. This person called me a #### (last I checked that's an insult) and you've done nothing (you haven't even locked the #### thread, another thing you do instantly to me). So fuuuuuudge you luuv. You're no better than that #### Holki, that idiot Chelydra or that dumb douche Doomsday. Enjoy the #### morons. I'm done. fuuuuuudge you and fuuuuuudge everyone else associated with the asmb. I don't have a problem with a few people, but they aren't the constant barrage of idiocy brought on by dip####s like Cervix (and his twenty alts).

 

Seriously, learn what equality means. #### ####. Seriously, Luuv, learn to play fair or die in a #### fire. I hope you get brutal raped and murdered tonight.

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StephenHero
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Re: There's gonna be an episode about boats.

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No seriously, I haven't insulted anyone since my last ban BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ASKED ME TO. So naturally I could understand if someone doing the same thing (that is, finally playing by the rules) got treated the way he was treating other people being mad for no action by anyone. Two helpers have posted in that thread. Neither took the time to say 'hey, psycho, don't talk like that,' it took almost 8 hrs of no response before I realized I'd have to do the reporting myself because there was one response: psycho, on one of his other alts wanted to Tag harass me, I guess because it isn't 'real' flaming... and based on your response, yeah, it looks like he was right. So fuuuuuudge the both of you idiots.

 

Drop the fuuuuuudge dead.

 

And while I'm not homophobic, SaintCervix, you're one ####got that needs to be Matthew Sheparded.

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itsacoaster
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Re: There's gonna be an episode about boats.

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Just to clear something up, it's not HELPeRs' responsibility to monitor user behavior. We just facilitate different kinds of board activities.

I don't understand why you feel the need to attack others like you're doing here. I enjoy reading your posts when you're posting topically on a subject, and you're a funny guy most of the time. But then you go into these funks where you tend to insult people a lot, and that's not really going to lend itself well to a successful stay here. My hope is, if you choose to return, that you focus on yourself and what you can do to enjoy yourself here rather than what you perceive others to be doing. Believe me, it's not worth the effort. It's just disappointing to see someone who can provide useful insight on the boards go down this path toward losing accounts.
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Re: There's gonna be an episode about boats.

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Well, that's nice.

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Re: There's gonna be an episode about boats.

Reply to SaintCervixCancer - Message ID#: 63904977

Broats....

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PsychoLezUSA
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Re: There's gonna be an episode about boats.

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The season premiere or this thread?
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PsychoLezUSA
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Re: There's gonna be an episode about boats.

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Broats before hoats.
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