04-07-2012 09:14 PM
I see you like magic...
Help Baby Cakes compile his spellbook. So far he's got:
Hand To Foot Spell (turns hands into feet)
Embaldment (removes headhair)
Eye Contact (creates a magical point of contact between separate peoples' eyes)
Love (love is a spell from chemicals in your body)
TV (comes from magical atmospheric wavelengths given off by trees and rocks)
What he needs you to do is write down any spells you come across in your travels as a knight, or notice with your eyes and ears.
You should also write down the spell's ingredients and the actions a person has to do to make the spell if there are any. This will add even more to the magical wizard knowledge base and help Baby Cakes create a central informational source for all wizards, even the ugly ones.
Not only will you win the respect of ugly and uneducated wizards, but also you'll get experience points toward rank advancement. Which is really the only thing everyone on the internet wants anyway.
What's the spells that you notice?
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04-23-2012 05:37 PM
#### surfer spell
What you will need is sand a hippie a surf board water (satled or fresh) and a vanilla ice laser disk also large pot to stir them in
Add the ingredents together in said pot
say the words
Ice Ice Baby
And you will summon a #### surfer..
04-24-2012 08:44 PM
one embilical chord from both your new born children, tie them together to strengthen the bond between the family
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05-18-2012 12:50 AM
This is a spell I was handed down by my great grand cousin
a very important spell, that helps dizzy people dance good
Its called The 3 Pata spell, and you need to rub honey and salt on your forehead
then you shake your little booty and a thing happens
05-18-2012 10:36 AM
this spell makes someone go unconscious 1 part ghb, 1 part hot sauce...they never exspect the hot sauce
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06-14-2012 12:50 PM
How to do
Eat food stuffs, beans are really good for using this spell
Allow to digest
Magic occurrs inside body to produce gas
Hold until right moment, then release
Lighter or open flame
How to perform
First eat food, beans are really good for using this spell.
Allow food to be digested so gas fills up
Have lighter ready
Bend over, can also be done sitting down but only for high level wizards
Flick lighter till a flame comes
07-16-2012 03:31 PM
Room full of people
Switch on wall
How to do
Flip switch on the wall.
Loss of sight
How to do
Walk behind a person and place blindfold over eyes.
Blanket of darkness
Waving of hands
How to do
Wave hands around and the moon will block out the sun. Only the most skilled of wizards can do this spell.
07-31-2012 07:41 PM
3 feathers from a live bird
A pinch of dirt/sand
Drop of the user's blood
ales alitis adsero,
addo addere addidi additum
Combine all ingredients in a mortar and pestal,
spread the paste across the forehead and arms while chanting the phrases three times
Allows users wingless flight for a limited amount of time
07-31-2012 08:11 PM
A dram of Bonemeal
An ounce of soil from a recent grave
Cup of blood from sacrificial animal
1 Silver coin
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Combine Bonemeal and soil in a mortar and pestal.
Spread the powder in a circle on the ground with the silver coin in the center.
Outline the circle with blood and then draw a hexagram across the circle,
add the rest of the blood ontop of the coin covering it.
Recite the chants three times and the coin should bury itself into the dirt.
After a few moments a skeleton or other undead (dependant upon level) will burst forth from the ground.
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