China, Il

[SwimMod_Luuv]

I see you like magic...

Help Baby Cakes compile his spellbook.   So far he's got:

Hand To Foot Spell (turns hands into feet)

Embaldment (removes headhair)

Eye Contact (creates a magical point of contact between separate peoples' eyes)

Love (love is a spell from chemicals in your body)

TV (comes from magical atmospheric wavelengths given off by trees and rocks)

What he needs you to do is write down any spells you come across in your travels as a knight, or notice with your eyes and ears.

You should also write down the spell's ingredients and the actions a person has to do to make the spell if there are any.  This will add even more to the magical wizard knowledge base and help Baby Cakes create a central informational source for all wizards, even the ugly ones.

Not only will you win the respect of ugly and uneducated wizards, but also you'll get experience points toward rank advancement.  Which is really the only thing everyone on the internet wants anyway.

What's the spells that you notice? 

[ZOMBEET]

one hand freshly cut from a dead thief, coat in wax, put wick at finger tips at night strike the wicks and place on doorstep this will keep the victims stuck in their slumber while the candle burns

[ZOMBEET]

one rope that was used to hang a criminal use the rope to take the measurements of their waist, arm to sholder, and their arms stretched out from finger tip to fingertip, person will die soon after

[SwimMod_Luuv]

those r creepy ones

[ZOMBEET]

but effective

[4-HBabe]

What else do you expect from a Zombeet? 

Animated vegetable corpses are nasty black magic.

[ZOMBEET]

blk coffen hex...build a blkack mini coffen, then make a wax voodoo doll of ur for, prtick and leave needles in it, and leave it on their doorstep. this will make target paranoid... and thing someones out to get him

[Pinkfrog]

#### surfer spell

What you will need is sand a hippie a surf board water (satled or fresh) and a vanilla ice laser disk also large pot to stir them in

Add the ingredents together in said pot

say the words

Ice Ice Baby

And you will summon a #### surfer..

[ZOMBEET]

one embilical chord from both your new born children, tie them together to strengthen the bond between the family

[SwimMod_Luuv]

these spells better work, ima use am all tonight on stuff.

[ZOMBEET]

>=)

[Pinkfrog]

How to summon a troll
the steps are very easy and there are many ways to do it there is only a single word you must use and be careful if you use it because where ever you are this summon will work..
The summoning word is
Abortion

[gojiberrie]

SMUDGING. you'll need an abalone shell, bird feather ( I use an eagle feather ).some herbs, sage is recommended but dried flowers work.A book of matches, and a piece of paper.
write your wish on theto piece of paper, mix with herbs in abalone shell and set ablaze. Fan the smoke with the feather in four directions. After it's all ash, bury in a garden or natural setting. Your wish will come true within days. Don't forget to chant whilst burning.

[Alternate]

This is a spell I was handed down by my great grand cousin

a very important spell, that helps dizzy people dance good

Its called The 3 Pata spell, and you need to rub honey and salt on your forehead

then you shake your little booty and a thing happens

[ZOMBEET]

this spell makes someone go unconscious 1 part ghb, 1 part hot sauce...they never exspect the hot sauce

[4-HBabe]

That's not a spell, that's a felony!

[ZOMBEET]

>;P its a slumber spell XD

[seventy-seven]

Level 1

Knockout Gas

Ingedients

Food stuffs

Digesting process

How to do

Eat food stuffs, beans are really good for using this spell

Allow to digest

Magic occurrs inside body to produce gas

Hold until right moment, then release

Level 2

Human Torch

Ingedients

Food stuffs

Digesting process

Lighter or open flame

How to perform

First eat food, beans are really good for using this spell.

Allow food to be digested so gas fills up

Have lighter ready

Bend over, can also be done sitting down but only for high level wizards

Flick lighter till a flame comes

Release gas

[seventy-seven]

Level 1

Lights out

Ingredients

Room full of people

Switch on wall

How to do

Flip switch on the wall.

Level 2

Loss of sight

Ingredients

Blindfold

Silent shoes

How to do

Walk behind a person and place blindfold over eyes.

Level 3

Blanket of darkness

Ingredients

Sun

Moon

Waving of hands

How to do

Wave hands around and the moon will block out the sun. Only the most skilled of wizards can do this spell.

[Korosvich]

Flight

Material Components:

3 feathers from a live bird

A pinch of dirt/sand

Drop of the user's blood

Verbal Components:

ales alitis adsero,

addo addere addidi additum

Casting:

Combine all ingredients in a mortar and pestal,

spread the paste across the forehead and arms while chanting the phrases three times

Allows users wingless flight for a limited amount of time

[Korosvich]

Raise Dead

Material Components:

A dram of Bonemeal

An ounce of soil from a recent grave

Cup of blood from sacrificial animal

1 Silver coin

Verbal Components:

coorior ortus,

Charon adrideo,

albus adfor animus

Casting:

Combine Bonemeal and soil in a mortar and pestal.

Spread the powder in a circle on the ground with the silver coin in the center.

Outline the circle with blood and then draw a hexagram across the circle,

add the rest of the blood ontop of the coin covering it.

Recite the chants three times and the coin should bury itself into the dirt.

After a few moments a skeleton or other undead (dependant upon level) will burst forth from the ground.

[SwimMod_Luuv]

"who knew magic was so detailed?"

[Korosvich]

Haha, I could go all day with spells

[aquaunitpatrolsquad1]

Charged Talisman Water

Wait till the appropriate planetary hour and day. Cover a black cloth on a table and light a silver or white candle, though a color corresponding to the intended planet is fine.

Take a glass of chilled water and focus on the image of it in your mind with your eyes closed. Visualize the symbol for the planet you are channeling and the elemental symbol of fire water air or earth that that planet and spells intention corresponds to.
Imagine the two symbols joining together with the planetary symbol inside of the element symbol.
Focus on the new symbol and then visualize a silvery light entering your body with each breath and filling you up till the top of your head. Imagine the light spilling from the top of your head and forming an enlarging sphere. Imagine the sphere slowly drifting into the water and it's presence filling the water as it did to your body. Drink the water. If it is still chilled you have successfully completed the spell, but the focus and confidence of your visualizations determines the spells strength.

[SwimMod_Luuv]

"Channeling a planet sounds hard, but I bet it's easier and less noisy than channeling a person."