China, Il

[4-HBabe]

Guess the plot of the next new episode

Now accepting guesses for "The Dean's List," airing Sunday March 4th.

Enter as many ideas as you like until they start airing the promo. 

Then after we all watch the episode, whoever came the closest will win a China, IL themed custom rank of your choosing for the rest of the season.

Let the games begin!

[Explosivo_420]

My guess is a student gets rabies. that's my guess.

[Dark_Lord_Khrima]

I think someone gets cancer. Someone always gets cancer.

[ZOMBEET]

someone vomits everywhere...drunken escapades

[Majikthise]

It might be a good idea for people to be a little more specific. Go into the plot more than just a sentence or two. If it's about a student who gets rabies, as Ex has guessed, how do the individual teachers react to this? How does it affect the school? Things like that. Be creative.

[SaintCervixCancer]

UCI enters a mirror universe where they are the best school in America, which is also now on Jupiter. The Mirror-Dean decides to capture the UCI we all know and love and turn them into Jupiterean slaves beholden to the God of Jupiter, Mrs. Wxyxlzittle.

That's stupid.

[4-HBabe]

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ZOMBEET wrote:

someone vomits everywhere...drunken escapades

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That happens every episode.

[4-HBabe]

I agree, but it still works. I mean, if one person says a student gets rabies and another person says the rabies is a result of mutant panda overlords attacking...

Then, you know, mutant panda overlords wins. 

I mean, if someone wants to throw out a gem like rabies it only leaves them open for someone else to come in and build on that idea and steal all the glory!

[Majikthise]

Exactly! So the best course of action is to be as specific as possible. Maybe you'll get the main plot of the episode wrong, but what you come up with for Steve's subplot will be spot-on and that will win you the custom rank.

[ZorakFan3271]

A raccon with rabies bites a student , which the student eventually spreads throughout the college leaving The Dean recruiting the teachers to help him stop the spread of rabies while Frank tries hunting down the raccoon himself and gets bitten. 

Wasn't "Feral Student" the alternative title for "Prom Face/Off" though? It was listed as that in some places.

[4-HBabe]

Hmmm...maybe.

I included a disclaimer in the OP.  Also, maybe not everyone knows that feral =/= rabid, necessarily.

[Explosivo_420]

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Majikthise wrote:
It might be a good idea for people to be a little more specific. Go into the plot more than just a sentence or two. If it's about a student who gets rabies, as Ex has guessed, how do the individual teachers react to this? How does it affect the school? Things like that. Be creative.

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ok, a student gets rabies and runs rampant on school grounds causing them to close for a while as the beast runs rampant across school sgrounds.

[Majikthise]

IMPORTANT UPDATE!

According to the on-air schedule, the next new episode airing on February 19 has the production code of 107, which corresponds to the one entitled "Frankensteve." This means, unfortunately, that all previous entries are void and people will have to submit new ones. And please be specific. For example, don't just say, "Steve is killed and brought back to life, Frankenstein-style." Go into detail. How did he die? Who brought him back? How did he react to being brought back? Have fun with it, for Pete's sake. You have until this Sunday at 12:15, or when the new promo air, whichever comes first.

[DarksidexXx]

A student will be a werewolf

[mumbojummie13]

Steve dies and the evil comes out of him as he is brought back to life and they have to re-kill him

[SaintCervixCancer]

Steve is massacred by a exorcised demon from the Mayor's personal demon zoo. Professor Cakes rebuilds him with half the brain of a puppy, half the brain of a pinecone, and half the brain of a logical inconsistency. Steve becomes exceedingly nice and stupid, and Frank takes advantage of the situation by humiliating his brother at the UCI Fundraiser Carnival for More Powerful Golf Carts.

You know the rest.

[ZorakFan3271]

Steve is killed after being in the firing line of a brutal tackle from an opposing college's football team during a match. The Dean charges Professor Cakes and the science department with reviving him, The Dean not wanting to go all out looking for a replacement., Cakes uses parts of  dead athletes. Once Steve is brought back to life as a freakish monstrosity, the school uses Frankensteve's new height and muscles to their advantage by putting him in as wildcard and training for the football final which the school needs to desperately win. 

 Congratulations ZorakFan3271! You are this week's winner!

[eva0001]

things happen, laughter ensues, roll credits.

[Mau_Mau_Mojo]

steve goes around lopping off other people's body parts
and attaching them to himself in order to make him a super teacher.....



or some type of brain switch...

[Curlymafurly]

Steve dies and the school resurrects him so he can continue teaching, but now he doesn't need sleep so they start killing all the teachers to make them into super zombie professors

[Jingai]

I know nothing of the show or characters, so I'll probably be wrong.

Steve gets drunk/high, and accidentally sexes an electrical outlet, killing himself. The big bald dumb looking dude finds him while mopping a corridor, and tries to sell him to the biology department.
the biology department tries to bring him back to life, but only brings back his beard, which promptly tries to take over the campus by attaching itself to the wrestler dude that Hulk hogan voices.
Hilarity or carnage ensues until a lightning bolt brings Steve back to life.

[Majikthise]

Okay, that's the cutoff. No more entries beyond this point. Winner to be determined after the episode airs next Sunday.

[4-HBabe]

Yes, that's it for Frankensteve.

But feel free to submit guesses for the next new episode "Dream Reamer," airing Sunday Feb 26. 

The same prize is available.

[Majikthise]

But February 28th isn't a Sunday. I expect you meant to put the 26th.

[SaintCervixCancer]

Pony isn't given her credits for being a teacher's assistant, and her rage manifests itself as a dream pony that rapes the faculty in their sleep. Only through the power of ancient Chinese, IL secrets can the Wrath of Pony be quelled.