China, Il

[mymagicmurderbag]

So Steve or maybe Frank has some sort of inner demons manifesting itself through their dreams causing horrible nightmares. Fear of sleep eventually drives the character to madness till noone around can overlook the problem. Baby Cakes will optomisicly try to help, but make things just wierder.  Pony will give sound advise thta will be prompty ingored.  Dr. Cakes and maybe a few colleagues make some sort of crazy machine that is the bastard child of science, drugs/medicine and psychotherapy. The machine would be designed to flush or remove unwanted dreams or nightmares.   Pony will be skeptical of this new radical untested dream therapy,  and the dean will no doubt have some other balls to the wall bad ass yet horribly shortsighted and dangerous quick fix that probably has something to do with labotimy or trepaning. Probably they will get access into the dream world and meet dead presidents or persons of historical signifigence who gives them some advice at the last minute, just in time to save the day.  

[SlitneyBoobston]

Those #### tried to pun us...and they did.

[SoulCrAvEkEeN]

Dream Reamer....it sounds like someone's dreams are coming true or they are messing with dreams and such irl

Congratulations SoulCrAvEkEeN! You are this week's winner!

[scrapyard]

i predict that glasses has a dream & the time police come 2get him

&like convict him 4future crimes

[ZorakFan3271]

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scrapyard wrote:

i predict that glasses has a dream & the time police come 2get him

&like convict him 4future crimes

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Wait, wasn't that off....................................sure why not. 

[4-HBabe]

That's it for Dream Reamer entries.

Now to figure out who's on The Dean's List for the season finale! This will be the final week of the contest.

[Majikthise]

When it comes out that the Dean keeps a list of the faculty members in the order in which he'd like to have sex with them, all of the professors jockey for position, some trying to be as alluring as possible so they'll make it to the top and some trying their best to turn him off sexually so they'll wind up on the bottom. Hijinks ensues.

Congratulations Majikthise! You are this week's co-winner!

[SaintCervixCancer]

The Dean enacts a strict set of rules for conduct in accordance with state laws, and the faculty goes out of its way to do just the opposite, resulting in a mishap on the motorway.

[MacSauce]

Is it cheating if I work on the show and guess... I really want a custom rank....

Curse you Non-Disclosure Agreement!    D:<

[4-HBabe]

Well, it's cheating if you already know what the episode is about.

But if you really do work on the show PM me and I'll see about getting you a cool insider rank. 

[polexia]

mk

love you long time nehow

but no ty

[westpark]

Babycakes makes a new song

Congratulations Westpark! You are this week's co-winner!

[noobull]

In The Dean's List, the Dean becomes furious when a student - Baby Cakes, obviously - actually makes the list. The Dean fires the entire faculty, replacing them with chimpanzees. However, these chimps were genetically altered and cloned by Professor Cakes, and soon after chaos ensues. The fired faculty rise up and show the power of solidarity, taking out the chimps (with a big assist from Baby Cakes) and showing the Dean who the boss really is on campus, something the Dean completely forgets once he re-hires the entire staff.

[4-HBabe]

The contest is now closed.

[Majikthise]

This house is clean.

[noobull]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[ZorakFan3271]

I whacked an anteater with a baseball bat. 

[4-HBabe]

What's going on here?

Is this..is this what chatter looks like?

[ZorakFan3271]

Pretty much. 

[4-HBabe]

Ok.

Well, carry on then.

[4-HBabe]

Also, I really like your custom.

I think it's pretty cool that you got to do it on this account and keep your helper tag.

[Majikthise]

Yeah. that is cool. I don't expect to win the last custom rank, but if I do, it's good to know that it won't negate my HELPeRness.