03-12-2012 03:07 AM - edited 03-12-2012 03:31 AM
Welcome to the Official China, IL Caption Contest!
Up for grabs is a China, IL T-shirt signed by Brad Neely (men's size large)
This prize is one of a kind in all the world. There is no second place, so bring your A game people.
The contest will close Monday, March 19th at 9:00 AM Pacific Time.
Please keep posting in this thread limited to entries. There is a discussion thread to discuss the entries and ask questions.
03-12-2012 03:18 AM - last edited on 03-12-2012 10:37 AM by itsacoaster
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03-13-2012 08:40 AM - last edited on 03-23-2012 11:53 PM by 4-HBabe
"I'm glad that we are finally having that dead child picnic from my dream diary."
I wonder what kind of depraved soul dreams about this.
Made me laugh out loud...because I am a very sick individual.
03-13-2012 08:42 AM - last edited on 03-23-2012 11:55 PM by 4-HBabe
"I slipped a Tootsie Roll into this hot wad."
Feels most like a real line from the show.
I could actually see that being used as dialog in the show.
Tootsie rolls make me think of little dog poops. Which totally works.
hehe, hot wad, tootsie roll... santorum!
03-13-2012 09:09 AM - last edited on 03-23-2012 11:58 PM by 4-HBabe
"These vericose veins match the veins in my shamefully hard Dean wiener."
feels a little like restroom graffitti, which I am a big fan of.
somehow the dean getting hard for old ladies restores my faith in humanity.
Heh. He said "weiner."
03-13-2012 09:10 AM - last edited on 03-23-2012 11:59 PM by 4-HBabe
"That castle has two bathrooms and soaps that aren't yellow."
This is totally a Babycakes line.
i thought of la quinta when he said yellow soap.
03-13-2012 09:16 AM - last edited on 03-24-2012 12:01 AM by 4-HBabe
"You know, I used to put my balls on your brother's head all the time when you were sleeping. Lick that up, Stevie."
the eternal conflict.
I always wonder about her
why do guys think it's so funny to put your balls on things/people?
Heh. She said "balls."
03-13-2012 09:20 AM - last edited on 03-24-2012 12:04 AM by 4-HBabe
"STEVE! I can't go back to parochial school! They will split my four points open AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!"
Does he mean the video and audio in/out points?
maybe "4 points" is a reference to something in parochial school?
the only thing I can think of is death by buttrape, and why would you forgoe the humor of saying "death by buttrape?"
03-13-2012 09:21 AM - last edited on 03-24-2012 12:45 AM by 4-HBabe
"Dean, did I shoot seven rounds or eight? I don't know how machine guns work, AND I'M TOO MAD TO LOOK IT UP ON MY PHONE!"
Good thing I set my drink down first
Machine guns are complicated things.
This might be the winner.
This is pure Frank.
I'm comfortable giving this one the top grade. Genuinely funny and it's not trying too hard to be dark and/or transgressive.
Ha! he sounds like archer!
03-13-2012 09:25 AM - last edited on 03-24-2012 12:09 AM by 4-HBabe
Steve: "Isn't the smell of my dogwood-esque fart just the best thing about being your older brother?"
Frank: "You KNOW I hate it when you compare your stupid toots to non-African TREEEEES!"
Yeah, it's about the shirt, but also about just being the winner.
I have no clue what non-african trees means, but I assume it's clever. The first quote saves it.
Dunno what to think about non-African trees.
"stupid toots" made me laugh
03-14-2012 10:36 AM - last edited on 03-24-2012 12:12 AM by 4-HBabe
I SEE HARRY POTTER NAKED
I think I have that picture too
So off the wall it's hilarious.
Wish I had put my drink down first.
definitely wasn't expecting this one.
I like it in a sort of "I see dead people" way.
03-14-2012 05:52 PM - last edited on 03-24-2012 12:13 AM by 4-HBabe
"I don't know if it's because of all the blankets.. but I find this oddly romantic"
Total non-sequitor. Very funny.
+1 for man love in law inforcement
03-16-2012 02:40 AM - last edited on 03-24-2012 12:15 AM by 4-HBabe
just the first of many
The same question has kept me awake many a night.
Funny, pupils has two definitions. I get it, I get it.
how would you feel if you woke up one day and suddenly had pupils?
i like puns
03-16-2012 03:03 AM - last edited on 03-24-2012 12:17 AM by 4-HBabe
stay classy hulkster
Satirically topical without being crude.
online granny pron. that was the one thing they didn't touch in this particular episode.
This fits the episode. Plenty of people want some dirt on the dean. It's also the only one to make me laugh out loud.
I can totally see the dean wanting a video to take home though
03-16-2012 03:23 AM - last edited on 03-24-2012 12:19 AM by 4-HBabe
i miss the site so much, but Yall So Stupid and The Good Side of Bad News were the only non brad neely thing worth watching
Knowledgable humor. I like.
nice goback referencing. this person must be a fan to go inside like that. Plus the joke is decent enough on its own.
bonus point for the smack at superdeluxe.
R.I.P. Superdeluxe. You are missed.
03-16-2012 03:39 AM - last edited on 03-24-2012 12:22 AM by 4-HBabe
I can't be the only one who saw it?
I've been waiting for a shroud of turin joke since forever on this one. although for the record, I see an angry fish.
would've been better if the picture was made from the dead kid's blood.
i see a frog with a fish tail and one of those weird chinese hats
03-16-2012 03:57 AM - last edited on 03-24-2012 12:23 AM by 4-HBabe
I'm still waiting neely!
Channeled Frank's rage well.
I wasn't so excited about this one...but I decided to watch Bible History #1 (Sodom And Gomorrah)....and now I'm asking the same question
03-16-2012 04:14 AM - last edited on 03-24-2012 12:27 AM by 4-HBabe
i really do hope that it wasn't supposed to be a werecastle because i didn't see that episode and dammit, i think my observation was clever! It reminds me of those single panel comics neely drew on his website.
I can dig it.
possibly the best overall caption yet. sounds like something babycakes would say. But basically just a simple, good, economically phrased caption that's relevant to the pic.
Points for sounding like Babycakes.
This is my favorite.
03-16-2012 04:30 AM - last edited on 03-24-2012 12:29 AM by 4-HBabe
it's either just curled up more than the other is its a CONSPIRACY!
Outstanding movie reference. Outstanding. In fact...
nice obscure reference on a 10 year old movie.
03-16-2012 04:43 AM - last edited on 03-24-2012 12:32 AM by 4-HBabe
Ghost of the brain f***ler, f***lin' the s*** out of people's brains, from beyond the grave!
That's all i got and i do hope i can win this because i've been a huge fan of Brad Neely since he was superdeluxe, and even followed him a lot when the site tanked. And if you are for some reason reading this mr, neely, Please don't forget about character monologues. It's what made the webshows so great.
You have to love the Brain Fuggler to love this one, and he hasn't even been shown on the show yet.
Not quite sure who the guy is; but this might really be hilarious. It is definitely raunchy (ghost guy with an erection).
i thought it was a butt with a fart coming out of it.
03-16-2012 05:53 AM - last edited on 03-24-2012 12:34 AM by 4-HBabe
China IL. The finest blanketwork in all of Illinois.
Blanketeering is a lost art.
if only more secret service patter were like this...
Non sequiturs are fine, too.
now, if the second guy started crying from the insult...that would've been good
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