China, Il

[4-HBabe]

Well, there's something I've been meaning to tell you about the college on the edge of the town. No one should ever go there. You know it's bad, bad, bad. It gets worse every school year, but, man, the freaking teachers are rad! Yeah, yeah, ye-ah!

So, people with power are like lions, and we're like zebra. The lions could help us zebra, but, no, they don't. They eat us and crap us over and over. To conclude, we must become rebel zebra. Draw it Pony! What do I draw, a rebel zebra? A cool one!

One equation left. Score tied. Donny, you're up. You gotta lie to yourself here and believe that you are me. I'm inside you. Feel me grow in you until there's nothing left of you. And remember, I will f*cking kill you if you loose.

We're gonna be on the History Channel! haaa! We are Cinderellas! Finally, I'll be the expert on TV. Yeah! We'll be rich, and just in time. The bank Sent this letter saying I'm going to debtor's prison. Scarrry. It's just cable they're not gonna pay you that much. Naw, see, once America get's a taste they'll demand we get our own show.

You know, I bet heaven's a ghost town. Duh, that's the point right? No, I mean like no one's good enough to be there. Just Jesus playing fetch with Old Yeller.

People can't know I'm not perfect! Shoulda thought of that before you got hooked on wrinkle diddling.

Jump in piss, teach!

Thanks! Here's one that sucks in parts, and I hope your dates'll do the same. 

I know you're different, and I'm really normal, but we're gonna bump bump.

If I was ever gonna skywalk with a sister, It'd be you.

[Roxas666]

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4-HBabe wrote:

So, people with power are like lions, and we're like zebra. The lions could help us zebra, but, no, they don't. They eat us and crap us over and over. To conclude, we must become rebel zebra. Draw it Pony! What do I draw, a rebel zebra? A cool one!

One equation left. Score tied. Donny, you're up. You gotta lie to yourself here and believe that you are me. I'm inside you. Feel me grow in you until there's nothing left of you. And remember, I will f*cking kill you if you loose.

I know you're different, and I'm really normal, but we're gonna bump bump.

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[4-HBabe]

You lying piece of vomited sperm!

[basilthehamster]

For some reason, probably because I'm a complete idiot, I can't start a new topic so I'm just going to post my idea here: 

Now that Brad Neely is past of the [AS] family, [AS] should do a 'Wizard People, Dear Reader' special.  You probably can't get the rights to the accompanying film, but you could animate it or just film Brad reading it in a big cozy chair in front of a fire like it's story time. 

[4-HBabe]

You will be able to start topics when you've been registered for at least 2 days. Hang in there.

I don't know. I think J.K. Rowling has more power than [as]. She might destroy us all.

However, they could do a Robot Chicken tie in, where the RC cast re-enacts the movie and Brad could narrate. It would also be funny if as he was saying the dialog the stop motion characters were mouthing the actual dialog so you could see that it doesn't match up.

[basilthehamster]

I don't think JK Rowling would be the problem, she seems to have a good sense of humour. It's those fuuuuuudgeers at Time Warner that would put the kibosh on it. 

Then again, Robot Chicken has done parodies of HP before, so maybe if it's a parody then they can't sue? I dunno how it works. Brad changes most of the names anyway, so maybe it wouldn't count. lol. 

...So run home and open your christmas presents. I hope u get a new pillow to cry into, **noel**.  

[Majikthise]

It's funny you blame "those fuuuuuudgeers at Time Warner" since Time Warner owns Turner Broadcasting, which in turn owns Cartoon Network and Adult Swim.

[4-HBabe]

"You could have used your presidential powers for good, but no! So now, I'm putting every toothbrush you've ever used on my nuts."