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For example, In Baby Cakes - Diary, Baby Cakes keeps a Diary. This is an ok detail to add even though we never see him keep a diary in this show.
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First Appearance: Episode 1- “Rewind, Pause, Pay!”
Bio: Steve Smith is a History Professor at UCI. One of Steve’s philosophies he’s taught in the classroom is that, “People with power are like lions. And we are like Zebra. The lions could help us Zebra, but no they don’t, they eat us and crap us over, and over.” He gets into a lot of fights with his brother Frank and always manages to get the best of him. Steve is also known for doing a very good Ronald Reagan impression. Steve did an impression of him at the “Kid Talent Parade,” winning the contest instantly (and leaving Frank without a chance to try). This subsequently caused Ronald Reagan to go back in time for revenge.
In the 2008 special “China, IL: The Funeral,” Steve buried a dog in a human graveyard when he was a kid, wondering if it would come back to life with the powers of a regular human…which he admitted wasn’t that powerful.
First Appearance: Episode 1- “Rewind, Pause, Pay!”
Bio: Frank is a History Professor at UCI and the younger brother of Steve Smith. He has a bit of a crush on Pony, and involves himself in scams in order to get money, and also to get attention. Frank seems to have low self-esteem, showing he is worried that people think Steve is smoother than him because, “he likes wine and has black friends.” He does a lot of things in order to get attention which seems to be noticed by the rest of the staff.
In “CI: The Funeral,” Frank apparently had a family of rats that he fed, but they were unfortunately killed by a lawnmower.
First Appearance: Episode 1- “Rewind, Pause, Pay!”
Bio: Pony is the T.A of the History Department, and is usually the one who picks up Steve's slack when he finds himself in trouble. She is a bit insecure, but she is usually the one to come up with plans in order to get Steve out of bad situations. She’s also acknowledged that Frank is an attention **beast**. Pony is also Mexican which she makes note of in episode 2, along with having a “Mexican real” doctor for a brother.
In the episode "Dream Reamer," it was revealed that Pony accidentally knocked a student, whom she was going to hook up with, off of a cliff. She did this when she pushed him a bit as she was taking off her shirt when she was drunk.
First Appearance: Episode 1- “Rewind, Pause, Pay!”
Bio: Baby Cakes is a very free-spirited person with a really abstract sort of personality. He has a bit of a warped view of things which is what makes him such a peculiar, and “outside of the box” character. His recollections of past events are always very vague, which causes his stories to be very humorous. He also seems to know how to play the keys, as he was shown DJing for Frank in the revamp of the “Kid Talent Parade”in Episode 1. Baby Cakes seems to just go with the flow, and wherever the world takes him. Even if it’s not taking him anywhere. Baby Cakes can also be found at the center of ongoing plans.
He posed as God in episode 2 to convince The Dean that he was the best, and to win his title back. He is also revealed to be a ghost detective in episode 4, and he befriends a hippie in episode 6 that he falls in love with, but turns out to be his sister. Baby Cakes also gets made "Student Body President" by The Dean in episode 7.
In the CI: Funeral special, Baby Cakes found the diary of a lady who was in a car wreck. The owner of the diary turned out to be a teacher at UCI that hated everyone. She dated Frank, but didn’t really like him, and she hated Steve. She had somewhat of a superiority complex, thinking everyone else’s knowledge was wrong. This special also shows that Baby Cakes thinks babies come from birds…that sometimes get eaten by sharks as they fall from the sky.
First Appearance: Episode 1- “Rewind, Pause, Pay!”
Bio: The Dean is Dean of UCI. He coached the math competition in episode 2, showing large amounts of school spirit when they won by parading around town causing havoc. He even threatened to kill one of his students if he messed up and lost for them. He also faced off against The Mayor in an arm-wrestling contest, only to lose, but win once inspired by Baby Cakes. Pony wonders why everyone listens to The Dean, and Steve notes that it’s because, “he’s uh…cool.” The Dean has a wife, and doesn’t believe in God, saying, “There is no god, no god, no god, no god, no god. Just us people trying to party before we die.” The Deans face is on the “A+ Grade Dollars,” a form of currency at UCI used to buy grades. He also has a statue in the school library in, "The Thinker" position. The Dean can also fly, shown when he leaves for vacation in episode 3.
In the episode "The Dean's List," Dean revealed that he was in the Vietnam war. Dean is also the organizer of The Dean's List, which is a scavenger hunt held on campus, that either ends with a prize, or death. Declining participation in the event also results in death.
Bio: The Mayor of China, IL. The Mayor overlooks the town and challenges The Dean to an arm-wrestling contest with their titles on the line in episode 2. He wins the first round, taking his title and his wife for a week before getting defeated by The Dean. The Mayor doesn’t seem as confident as he looks, hesitating to arm-wrestle Dean a second time.
Bio: Crystal Peppers is a Philosophy teacher and Language teacher at UCI. She switched to being a Spanish teacher to compete with the History Dept. after Prof. Harold died in Ep. 4. Crystal competes and challenges Steve a lot within their profession. She seems to be a bit of a sadist, having gruesome consequences for Steve to face if he loses bets, which he points out as being medieval.
Bio: Doctor at the Medical Center in UCI. He is often seen smoking cigarettes and is the one to diagnose Dean with “brain vag” that he contracted in episode 2. Dr. Falgot often has words of reason, and is a person looked to to solve some of the medical problems (along with the help of Prof. Leonard Cakes) Steve and the others face at UCI, such as when a giant baby grew on campus.
In the episode "Frankensteve," Falgot conjoined Steve and Frank in order to make the ultimate wrestler. They were called "Super Brothers."
Character Name: Professor Leonard Cakes or “Super Science”- Photo
VA: Jeffrey Tambor
First Apperance: Episode 3- “Baby Boom”
Bio: Also known as “Super Science” by The Dean, Prof. Cakes is a Professor at the Super Science Genetics Wing. He is Baby Cakes father, and also the cause of the giant baby incident on campus, having spilled over some test tubes during sex. Prof. Cakes led an Anti-Hippie science experiment 20 years ago in the school house, which ended when the building caught fire, supposedly killing all the hippies.
When the hippies unexpectedly return in episode 6 to bite off peoples private parts, it is revealed that Prof. Cakes was keeping the hippies hidden in the school house attic. It is also revealed that all the hippies are his children, having conceived with one of his experimental hippies named, “Haystack.” Prof. Cakes was also behind the making of the robots in order to teach for the faculty in episode 7, setting them to self-destruct at midnight on New Years.
Bio: Sammy is an elderly woman in a wheelchair that is a History Professor at UCI. Despite being old, she seems to have no trouble being violent, and bringing a male hooker to the Faculty Only Prom in episode 6. She also might have Alzheimer’s. She’s also quite fond of the “elixir” Prof. Cakes developed in episode 5 that changes you into an animal, saying, “Lets put it in the water supply!”
Bio: Gangseng is the panda mascot of UCI. Gangseng is seen in various episodes alongside the characters, like in the Ferrari when The Dean is advertising the Faculty Only Prom in episode 6, and at the end, assisting the characters in killing the hippies.
Bio: Prof. Harold is a former teacher at UCI who dies in episode 3, and later comes back as a ghost. He helps the History Dept. get its groove back, and spends a good deal of time making Frank cool, which was actually the Professors attempt at coming onto him. During his funeral, Frank makes a speech and notes how he never saw Prof. Harold at night.
Bio: Wife of The Dean. Though portrayed as someone with other reasons for being with Dean, shown when she leaves him for The Mayor when he loses to him in the arm-wrestling contest.
First Appearance: Episode 1- "Rewind, Pause, Pay!"
Bio: The 40th President. Infuriated by Steve Smith's impersonation of him on national televsion, he had the FBI make him a time machine in order to get back at Steve for the show. He covered up the request of the time machine, saying it was to, "stop homosexuality from being invented in the sixties." He threatened Steve by showing him pictures of himself playing pranks on Steve's past self. He also said if Steve ever mocked him again, he would, "freeze time and I will shit in his mouth." After fighting each other with bodies frozen in time and spending 155 years conversing with Steve, they eventually went back in time to alter its events, only to later change it back, and Reagan was left fighting Steve in a past life.
First Appearance: Episode 1- “Rewind, Pause, Pay!”
Bio: The host of the revamped “Kid Parade Contest” in order to lure out Regan in Episode 1. It’s shown that he’s actually a red demon when he rips off his human skin at the end of the episode.
Bio: Donna is the very beautiful date Frank Smith managed to take to the "Faculty Only Prom." It is noted that she only agreed to go with him because he threatened to flunk her cousin. Her face ended up getting bitten off by a hippie by the end of the episode. She gets taken to the hospital, but returns in episode 7 only to have no face (probably because Frank pocketed it after the Prom).
Bio: The Gorvernor is known as the "strongest man in the state," and "the gigantic alpha male of Illinois," even being feared by The Dean and The Mayor themselves. Despite this, The Governor is actually an extremely small man that needs to be picked up by The Mayor in order to reach the microphone on the podium. He seems to dislike China, IL, wanting to turn the campus into an airport.
You did a really really great job putting this stuff together... It's super thorough! I just have a few fixes/additions to help you out:
-Pony is a teaching assistant (T.A.) for the History Department (not just Steve's assistant).
-The Dean's wife dies in episode 5 ("My wife was eaten by a squid").
-The Mayor appears in the show opening (along with the Aquarium Boss and most of the main professors).
-Prof. Harold actually dies in episode 3 (the giant baby's feeding trough falls and scoops out the entire front of his body).
-Sammy is also a History professor. Her line in episode 5 is actually "Let's put it in the water supply" (not "it's better than the water supply").
-The panda's name is "Gang Sang".
-Agent Green is voiced by Andy Richter.
-The news reporter is also voiced by Gary Anthony Williams.
-Ronald Reagan was voiced by Dave Coulier.
-"Kid Talent Parade" was hosted by Jackie Lather, also voiced by Dave Coulier. He appears on the newspaper in episode 2 ("Jackie Lather Still Missing"), and is mentioned in the news crawl in episode 3 (similar headline).
-The Governor is voiced by Daniel Wiedenfeld, our Executive Producer.
Bio: A student of Franks whom he was trying to impress. She was evidently stolen by Steve after Frank revealed information about her, but she ended up being attracted to both of them after they were conjoined. Jen also huffs paint, and is emotionally unstable.
Bio: Baby Cakes' ex-imaginary friend. He was dumped by Baby Cakes because his dad wanted him to have real friends. He comes back and tries to ruin the realities of all the faculty at UCI. Partially with the help of Facebook.
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