Just Nuke Everything: The Code Geass Hate Club
After watching lots of Code Geass, both R1 and R2, I've come to the conclusion that pretty much everyone on this show is despicable. I made this club for people who feel the same, but are still watching this show for some reason.
You might be wondering, why don't I just take this to Action Show Hatred Funhouse? Simple. Code Geass isn't like most other anime. If I was just ranting about anime, or the ACTN block in general, I would, but Code Geass is outstandingly frustrating. To take it to the Funhouse is to say that other anime come close to how bad it is, but I don't want to send out that message. Most of the shows in the Funhouse are good, and I don't want to be a part of it's bashing. What I want to do, is say, "Pretty much every anime is better than Code Geass", and I stand by it. Not since Eyeshield 21 has a monster of such vile stripe reared its ugly head.
Why "Just Nuke Everything?" Because it hearkens to a nation missing in Code Geass's timeline, America.
You see, my hate for these people spans so wide, it covers opposing parties. I hate the Black Knights. I hate several people in the Brittannian Military. I hate Nina. I hate Kallen. I hate Lelouche, I hate Suzaku. I hate Euphemia, I hate Milly, and GOD HELP ME DO I HATE C.C. Several of these people are knocking heads themselves, so whose side am I on? If I hate the Black Knights, shouldn't I in turn like the Brittannian Military? If I hate Lelouche, shouldn't I in turn like Suzaku? Pretty general, but you get my point, right? Well, the thing is, I am on neither side. And not for specific reasons, for every reason. I hate these people for every possible reason. Everything they do is wrong, they are bad people, and have ruined the show entirely for me. So I'm a third party who wants to take out every side. I want to "Nuke Everything", just get rid of the whole production, just like America did in WWII with the bomb. Final solution: Just Nuke Everything.
America "solved" WWII by plainly nuking Japan, my idea is that someone should just nuke Area 11 and kill all of them. Then leave the immortal C.C. to wander the empty plains alone for eternity. If America was still around in this time, and McCain was president in this time, you can bet that would be Plan A once they got intel that some "commies" were in Japan cooking up revolution.
Here, we who have little patience left for this "artistic tour de force" as the critics so name it, will establish our OWN nation, a nation standing against Code Geass, a nation where we can hopefully get requitement for our hatred and eventually find closure.
*sets up membership booth*
Open for business! USA! USA! USA! USA!