Once upon a time lived a very quiet girl name Princess Ciddy. She was stuck alone in her castle with only her stuffed animals to play teapart with. How she longed to see the outside world! One day she decided to sneak out of the castle to diguse herself up as a peasent and seek the outside world.
So Princess Ciddy put on her cutest lolita dress and a cape and grabbed her stuffed penguin, Pingu and snuck out the castle gates.
She scoured the streets it was a dazzling sight to behold! Street markets crowded with people and objects! All sorts of wonderful things! However as she turned the corner she accidently bumped into someone.
"oh sorrz din mean 2 bump into j000 ^_^" Princess Ciddy replies
"What was that!? WHAT WAS THAT YOU JUST SAID!?" The tall large man towered over poor Princess Ciddy as he quicklly grabbed her hand.
"i-I said i i was sorry....sir." Princess Ciddy cowered in fear! She doesnt understand what she said. Does saying sorry an insult in the outside world?
"ARREST HER RIGHT AWAY!" The man growled and before she know it 5 men had quickly grabbed her and put her in a carriage.
Princess Ciddy was beyond frightened! What is she to do? Maybe if she tells them shes the princess theyll let her go?
Princess Ciddy was lead to the dungeon, was there no hope for her yet? Perhaps she should finally reveal her true self.
"waaaaiii dun take meeh!!!! rly rly! iz okeh! seee im cidz teh princess ^__^" Princess Ciddy took off her cape and revaled her pretty lolita dress.
"HEATHEN HOW DARE YOU SPEAK THAT WAY AND CLAIM TO BE THE PRINCESS!!!" Another guard spoke.
"Whhhaaaa i dun understand! speak wut wai!? wut i do!?!?!" Princess Ciddy was doomed. No one seems to be able to reason with her.
"That atrocious speach of yours! How dare you speak that way! Do you have any idea who we are!?" The guard groweled.
"Erm.....meangy jerkfaizes?" Princess Ciddy replied.
"NO! We are the Grammar Nazis here to rid the world of horrible disgusting creatures such as yourself! I'm sure you will have no trouble being hung tomorrow!"
"Grammar nazis!? Never heard of such a thing! I am the princess of Internetopia! I think i should know the rules around here. And never once had i come across such a thing! I have been living here all my life talking like i do!" Princess Ciddy protest.
"OH GOD MY EARS!!! That run on sentence!" The guard covered his ears and ran off.
Princess Ciddy weaped and weeped, she couldnt belive such a thing.
"Man if I were you id tell them to FUCK OFF." A voice was heard from the next room.
Princess Ciddy momentarily stopped crying
"I-I cant say that! That' thats rude!" Ciddy replied.
"PFFTT FUCK EM THOSE FUCKERS! If i were you id be all FUCK YOU ASSHOLE GET A GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING. I SPEAK HOW I WANT TO. " The voice shouted.
"But....but....that...i cant.....really.. maybe if i...i answer them nicely theyll let me go?" Princess Ciddy pleaded.
"HA. Well dun worry! I take care of you! Give me some of your bread, ill cut those bastards in half!" The voice bargined.
"Well...ok, sure! Here you go kind person!" Princess Ciddy gave the person half her bread.
The next day the grammar nazis came and took Princess Ciddy of of her cell and abrubtly brought her to the Grammar Council.
"Today we bring forth this wretched soul, who has been found guilty on several accounts. Run on sentences, Atrocious grammar, mis-spellings, comas not in the right place, and improper use of captalization."
The whole court gasped.
"Wait...i dont get it...am i rly that bad or somethn!?" Princess Ciddy said outloud.
THe whole court went in an uproar!
"ORDER ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!" The judge beat his gravel.
"That, sentence alone is enough to convince me. 'Princess Ciddy' As you insist on calling yourself. You are fount guilty on ALL charges. You will be hung immediatly!"
"WHAT NOOOOOOO PLEASE DONT IM SORRY PLEASE ILL WORK ON MY GRAMMAR I PROMISE!!!!" Princess Ciddy was dragged by two tough guards. She couldnt belive it.. What about that person that promised to help her? I bet they were just a sham. She's doomed now.
Princess Ciddy was taken to the gallows where everything was already prepared. They placed a black bag over her head and put the rope around her neck.
This was it, this was the end. So much for that person helping her. All because of the way she spoke!? She heard the guard count down...the audience silent..everything was silent...just then...
She heard tapping it grew louder and louder, it sounded like...yes it was! Horse steps galloping. Suddenly she heard screams and people running. What was going on? She also felt as if the rope was looser on her. Her hands, were no longer bound.
Princess Ciddy quickly took off the black bag and saw a shinning white knight whip across the area slashing all the grammar nazis with such amazing gracefulness! What was this? This couldnt of been the person that was in the prison cell next to her was it? She was beautiful like nothin Princess Ciddy had ever seen.
The White Knight grew closer and stopped. "Get on Princess Ciddy quickly." She said and Princess Ciddy quickly got onto the horse as they galloped away. Cutting down guards left and right and the rode faster and faster.
Eventually they headed to the castle and the White Knight helped Princess Ciddy off the horse. "Are you ok? sorry if i'm late i had to take care of the guards and break free from the prison cell. Thank you Princess, you helped save my life, so i helped save yours. Like i said." The White Knight bowed.
"wait.....are you the....the person from the next cell to mine!? OH quickly come meet my father the king he will be pleased!" Princess Ciddy quickly took her to the king and explained everything that happend.
"oh dear, this is why we kept the princess in hiding in the castle. We know if she ever got out the Grammar Nazis would destroy her. Please allow me to show my gratitude i shall throw you a banquet! and lavish you with gold and gifts. You may also have my daughters hand in marriage if you wish." The king said.
"Thank you sir, but i cannot accept youre gifts nor your daughters hand in marriage. There are many other fair maidens out there that need saving! So i bid you goodbye and dear princess please take care from now on." The white knight bent down and gently kissed the princess hand.
They then got onto thier white horse and began to ride off.
"WAIT DONT GO!!! I HAVE ONE MORE THING TO ASK!" Princess Ciddy ran after them.
"Yes what is it dear princess?" The White Knight stopped and turned to face her.
"You're name, what is it?"
"I go by many names, but you may call me Mewnz." With that White Knight Mewnz strode off into the sunset on her way to save more fair maidens from the evils that await them.
THE END
~ ♥ ~ Princess Ciddy ~ ♥ ~
pwning the world with princess namey and queen mewnz!
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