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a few mins later Kefka and Clarissa were sitting on the bench in the nurses office. Clarissa was on one end and Kefka on the other. after a few minutes of silence "hey, where did you gain such power?" Kefka asked Clarissa. "hmph.. i dunno you pissed me off so bad i kinda lost it, i dont even remember alot of it kinda like i blacked out..." Clarissa replied
"hmm.. what about you? where did you learn to use a knife like that? i mean.. your usually so calm i didnt think youd even know how to use your sen-con" she turned to look at him.
"heh, guess i kinda lost it too" he smirked and said.
"ha, yeah guess so" Clarissa smirked back..
a min. or two later the nurse came out. "Kefka Palazzo?" a nurse wearing your standard nurses outfit white dress with a white cap with a red cross, white stockings, and red shoes. she had brown with natural blond streaks medium length hair that was flipped up and wore glasses she held gray eyes and held a clipboard in her right hand and a pen in her left.
"you Kefka Palazzo?" she said looking at Kefka. "yeah." he replied back.
"well? what the hell are you waiting for! get your ass in alright? we gotta getcha patched up nicely eh?" she winked at him. Kefka got up and walked in. "hey you, ill take care of you later, so just tight alrighty?" she looked back at Clarissa and said.
she closed the door behind her "hey, I’m nurse Hakujou Tsuwamono; sit your ass over there and take yer shirt of ok?" nurse Hakujou said going over to the counter and taking out a shot with a long needle.
Kefka saw that and gulped "you nervous kid?" she remarked back her back still turned towards him shooting some liquid out of the needle. "yeah a little i dont like needles will this hurt?" he asked a little nervously.
"heh, lets hope so" she turned around with a sadistic grin on her face "ya know, i always liked it when they screamed i always got such a kick out of it ya know?" she winked at him and walked closer.. "now. hold still mr. Palazzo thisll only take a minute"
Kefka closed his eyes and wished it to be over soon. "there we go" she replied after a few seconds. "huh, thats.. it? it.. didnt even hurt" he said slightly relieved.
"yeah it never does" the nurse sighed. "alright then! uhmm.. lemme take a look atcha.. OH BOY! what happend to ya? that chick in there beatcha up?" she laughed looking at his bruises and cuts. "HEY! I FOUGHT MY OWN YA KNOW! crazy **lololololololol** lost it or something i dunno.." he said.
"HAHA! oh god whatcha do? cheat on her? forget your anniversary? lesson here kid: dont EVER mess with a chick she'll frigging kill ya" nurse Hakujou laughed.
"SHES NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! liked id date a stupid fool like her! i dunno what happend shes been betching at me all day and last night too, geez probably on her rag or something" he scoffed.
"
your alright kid ya know what? just.. take it easy from now on, anyways you seem ok just take some pain killers when you get home and stuff. " she replied while writig down something on her clipboard. "be sure and send that chick in after your done ok?" she said walking into the next room while Kefka put back on his shirt. and walked out. "hey the nurse wants to see ya next..." he said walking past Clarissa "oh ok.." she said getting up and walking into the nurses room. "oh well, at least thisll be the end of it. ill forget about him for good after this" she thought to herself as she walked in.
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During Lunch, Zero had decided that with a day before the school dance he would finally gather up enough courage and ask Hazuki out hoping she wasnt already taken, so he walked out of class and onto the front of the class. he noticed her near a tree sitting and started walking towards her but unfortunately a bunch of guys came rushing towards her and started talking to her. dissapointed he figured his chances was blown so he walked up somewhat heartbroken.
"Hazuki! Hazuki! you got anyone to the dance? how about taking a stud like me" one student asked her.
"NO WAY! hes a looser what about me?" another student asked.
"screw you! im better for it" yet another student asked.
before you know it a bunch of guys were asking her the same question and arguing over her. Rin a few feet away leaning against the wall noticed all the guys gathering around her "hmph! stupid stuck up bitch how dare she barely walk in this school and take all my guys awayy from me! what the hell" she scoffed.
"ha! shes getting more guys in a single day then your wh0re ass is, if she keeps this up i just might haveta replace yo ass." a pimp named bloo sat on the steps behind her counting his money. "bitch! you aint earned me enough money! how the hell am i suppose to buy star ocean 485748 its comming out this mon. yo! if i were a slut like you id get your ass ova ther and betch slap her be like 'ho you aint taken my betches from me' and shet ya know?"
"your right! i mean wtf shes just a stupid magician i swear ill get my guys back AND ruin that little stuck up bitch's life while im at it" Rin said with a devilish grin and an evil look in her eyes.
at the same time Hazuki not caring about those guys did notice a certain guy walk off with his head hanging low she remebered his name was Zero and he was from her class. "oh excuse me boys but im not intersted thank you very much for the offer" she bowed politely and walked off towards Zero ignoring the guys.
"good shes gone, heres my chance" Rin said walking over to the guys and using her psychic abilities and lowered her shirt "hey boyyyys how about i make you all forget about her" she winked at them. but they were to discouraged over her not intersted "dont care Rin" they replied and walked past her.
"WHY THAT LITTLE...i dont know what you see in her! shes just a stupid stuck up rich brat! i can please you better then she ever could!" she called back to them. they just ignored her and contuined walking away.
a red aura surrounded her and she grew more furious with Hazuki "THATS IT!!!! ILL RUIN HER LIFE IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO!" she yelled out and stormed off towards Hazuki.
"ha, there she is and shes about to walk near a puddle of mud! ill make her trip and everyone will laugh at her, im sure thatll hummilate someone like her" Rin replied while peaking out behind a tree. Hazuki walking near a puddle Rin used her psychic powers to move a rock towards her foot to make her trip near the puddle but Hazuki just stepped right over it and past the puddle unharmed.
"errrrrmmm.... FINE! ill just have to stop playing such childish pranks and really go hard on her!" Rin said to herself and followed her more.. she noticed that Hazuki stopped and asked someone if they saw Zero.. "hmm.. so she likes him does she! perfect ill use my psychic powers on him seduce him and get him to kiss me right when she finds him shell be so devastated" she evily laughed and took a turn.
she found Zero sitting on the school roof moping about what happened. "hey, you sad cuz that little snob rejected you?" Rin walked up to Zero..
"yeah well she didnt reject me just with all those guys around her how do i stand a chance?" he moped more.
"ah dont worry about her baby, why dont you let me make you forget about all your worries" she bent over to him seducingly put her arms around him with her boobs touching his neck and leaned over to kiss him (well more like use her psycic powers on him)
"huh? uhmm.. omg no.. uhm.. Rin im.. sorry" he jumped up and started backing away.
"whats wrong sweety? dont worry ill be gentle" she winked at him and walked towards him.
"no..no..i.. i like Hazuki realy trully.. i...." he stammered and walked back more till he was up against a wall.
"ahhhh dont be like that Zero, you know you want some of this. my boobs are really soft and im reaaaly good at this" she walked up and pushed her boobs against him and used her pyscic powers on him "dont worry thisll all be over with soon" she leaned over to kiss him "noooooo i.. must... res..st" Zero tried pulling her away but weak from her powers. she leaned in closer until she was a few centemeters from his lips.. "ha....zu...kii... he..lp" he stammbered...
all of a sudden a shadow barrier was surrounding Rin and Rin got slightly eletrectuted everytime she tired moving away from it. "wtf?" she said confused.
"hmm... didnt you hear the boy? hes not intersted, how very rude of you to force yourself on him" in walked Hazuki. Zero noticed her and snapped out of his spell and slouched down from his energy sucked from him from Rins powers. "Hazuki" he said quietly.
"look i know a wh0re like you isnt use to such rejection but personly you need to learn when to back off, anyways ill be taking him with me, and leave him alone, next time i wont be so nice on you. got that?" Hazuki polietly yet firmly replied to Rin.
"YOU STUPID STUCK UP BITCH! HOW DARE YOU ACT THAT WAY TO ME! YOU THINK YOUR THE SHIT JUST CUZ YOU HAPPEN TO COME FROM A HIGH CLASS SCHOOL WELL SCREW YOU!!!" Rin yelled at her and got a red aura surrounding her. "ya know, my psychic powers arent just used to seduce all the boys!" Rin then grew eletrical charges around her sent them to attack Hazuki. Hazuki quickly put Zero away from harms way and took out her want and quickly used her magic to use her shadow as a shield and blocked Rins attack. "ha, thats cute you really think something as small like that will really effect me? please." Hazuki said and mumbled a few more words and attacked Rin by using her shadow to push Rin back.
"OH YEAH FINE! I WONT GO EASY ON YOU ANYMORE!!!" Rin got up and yelled.. the red aura around her grew and she put her hands on the ground sending the electricity through the floor in a straight line, straight for Hazuki, who uses her shadow to block the underground attack, but Rin followed up quickly with an electric blast heading straight for her. Unable to block quick enough, she puts up her arms in a blocking position and braces for impact.
but Rin’s electric blast was blocked by a beautiful flame barrier. Hazuki noticed she wasnt unharmed lowered her arms and looked behind her. “Don’t tell me it’s THAT betch again...” Rin said to herself before seeing the one responsible.
"Mr. linens?" they both said.
"what are you doing here? i thought your not allowed to break up students fights unless it was potentially deadly!!" said Rin.
"your right, but unforntally lunchtime is over and both of you are 10 mins late to my class! and i cant stand tardiness so get your ass in there PRONTO!" he replied grabbing both girls by the arms and taking them back inside.
"hey Zero, same goes for you, when your able to walk get in my class now, oh and all 3 of you will be put on clean up duty today for being late" linens said as he walked inside.
"I SWEAR ILL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS! ILL RUIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE SO HELP ME I WILL!" Rin was heard yelling at Hazuki in the distance. "cut that out!" mr. linens yelled at her. "you too Hazuki! i thought you had more class then this!" he yelled at Hazuki too.
after a min. or two Zero got up and dusted himself off "wow, im happy Hazuki saved me but a little embarressed i couldnt save her. oh well i wonder what she was doing there? hmm..." he thought to himself walking inside towards mr. linens classroom.
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After school Clarrisa still a little bruised from the fight earlier walked home with Yomi "so whats up with you and Kefka?" Yomi asked.
"nothing.. hes just.. such a jerk! i rather just completely forget about him and today and everything! oooh well at least it was just one night he stayed with his.. WHICH BY THE WAY NOTHING HAPPEND!" she snapped back at Yomi.
"yo, chillax there girly i know i know... ya know how these stupid rumors get started, anyways yeah girl forget that boy hes nothing ya know? thers plenty of guys out there and your pretty cute" Yomi said putting her arm around Clarissas. "yeah your right, ah well hes gone from my mind forever starting right now!" she said cheering up a bit.
"atta girl!" Yomi laughed. "oh hey, heres where i turn to my house, ill see ya later ok? and yeah just forget about that jerk" she called back waving bye as she walked off. "alright see ya tomorrow Yomi!" called back Clarissa.
Clarissa walked foward a few more blocks and saw her dads car out of the garage with someone under it. "huh, dad must be getting to working on that old car, thats good." she said walking up towards the car "hey dad! how ya doing? i see your working on the car" she cheerfully said.
"oh cid! there you are.." Hachiro walked out into the garage from the house.
"huh? wait.. if your there then... whose underneath your car" she said.
just then the person pulled out from under the car and whiped thier hands clean..
"oh dear god no, not you." Clarissa facepalmed.
"why hey there ciddy!" Kefka replied back smiling.
"dont EVER call me that or do you want what happened earlier happen again?" she said with a menecing look and a low growling tone.
"you two STILL fighting goodness! anyways dinner will be ready soon and afterwards i have something to tel ya ok cid?" her dad said walking back in. "you can clean up when your done Kefka" he called back to Kefka.
"sure think Hachiro" Kefka said getting up and wiping his face with the rag putting it back in his back pocket.
Clarissa still standing there thought that maybe she was a bit too harsh on him and decided to finally appologize him.
"*sigh* look Kefka im...." she was inturupted.
"fat? by the way, dont even think that you won todays little fight, i was going easy on you..." Kefka said.
"cuz im a girl? and IM NOT FAT!" she angrliy replied back.
"no, because your stupid." he coldly replied to her.
Clarissas anger grew and she hauled off and punched him... but Kefka swiftly moved avoiding her attack. Clarissa just looked in confusment thinking wtf just happend.
"oh well whatever, im going inside i suppose thisll be the last i see of you." she said dissapointinly and walked inside.
she took a shower and walked out.. she noticed Kefka was sitting at the dinner table "what are YOU still doing here? dad feeding you for fixing his car? fine whatever guess hes gotta or something.." Clarissa sat down next to Kefka.
"actually cid, thats what i wanted to talk toyou about? you see... Kefkas actually staying with us for 2 weeks" her dad said walking to the table putting food on it.
"WHAT?!?!?!!??!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!" Clarissa yelled and jumped out of her seat. "YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! I CANT PUT UP WITH HIM FOR ANOTHER SECOND!!!!!" she yelled out.
"sorry, but you see his uncle is going on a vacation to the bahamas so i offered to take care of Kefka looks like your stuck with him whether you like it or not" Clarissas dad said to her.
"sigh, just when i thought things couldnt get worse now im stuck with him for 2 weeks. great." Clarissa facepalmed.
next chap. teaser
Tetsuo: So... the dance...
Alicia: Hmm?
Tetsuo: I’m kinda nervous... and then there’s Fuka who’s mad at me.
Alicia: She can’t stay mad forever 
Tetsuo: next time: The School Dance is finally Here! The Class President is elected!
Authors Notes:
wow! lotsa filter doging this ep. hahaha! i hope thats alright with everyone, this chap was pretty heavy on clarrisa/kefka i hope thats ok like its been awhile since they showed up plus i thought it be funny to have them bickering..
hmm.. thats about it i gues as notes go, i hope you all like it! i had fun writting it lol.
comments/insults/watevz is always welcomed ENJOY! ~
oooh and i forgot! *passes the torch onto dubzeh*
Great chapter cidz!
HAHAAH Clarrisa and Kefka are soo cuute! He's so cold like Irie though. 
He'll open up fersure<3~
OOO I got the weatherman reference, youz so clever. 
INTENSE FIGHTING~ Aww Hazuki and Zero are cUUUTE too, omgah.
OOO Heartless is the sexeh sadistic nurse...hawt. >.>
HAHAHA WATERMELON OMAKE<333~ HAHAAHAHAH! That was great~
Can't wait for the next chaper~
Isn't this the point at which you stick the pacifier in his mouth ??
"ooh no no! i couldnt do that! your much to nice.. really ill just call him he wont care knowing him hes probably up late watching the weather channel i swear sometimes i think he wished he was a weatherman instead of a mechanic."
Ah; a weather reference. Even though I generally don't like the weather channel, I suppose it is possible that I could have it on in the background or be mocking them.
"hmph.. i dunno you pissed me off so bad i kinda lost it, i dont even remember alot of it kinda like i blacked out..."
I must be watching too much Naruto Shippuuden lately....
"Too bad that this wasn’t two chicks fighting over me, now that would’ve been hawt."
* Points to post *
Clarissa and Kefka kept on fighting destroying part of the school and eachother after a little while Mr. Tagami was sitting in his classroom wondering why no one was in it.
So... now you are really destroying the school ?
In general, I really liked the first half and the interaction between Clarissa, her dad, and Kefka. It was nice to have a little action mixed in too, even if that's not the main focus of this genre of creative writing.
The omake has left me with the desire for watermelon. Mmmmm.... watermelon.... I guess it wasn't seedless.
I love Clarissa's dad though, he's awesome.
And then he got back at her, and she got back at him.
Oh those two..This is highly reminiscent of Itazura na Kiss, cute. :3
Giant Brock Samson knife.Tegami is pretty awesome too.
Awwh, I kind of wanted to see Rin and Hazuki fight..
Random watermelon omake is random.Poor Julius.
Nice work, you two!
Can't wait to see what happens at the dance!
wheres the pacifier when ya need it?hahah! awww well i had to throw in the weather refrence! LOL!!! awww i thougt you wudda liked it
psh you must be XD
HAHAAH! lol that post forgot about it totz fits tho!
yes! this tiem for reall buut if thers something i leanred from big o is that itll be perfectly fine by the next ep
awww glad you liked it! lol yeah i liked the kefka/cid/dad relationship too youll prolly see more of that too since hes stuck with them for 2 weeks curse you for goign to the bahamas! >_
WAHTEVER YOU DO DONT MIX THE WATERMELLON BLINDY!!!! YOU CANT!!!! dont add liquor either
@ kohikki -
okeeeeh she was pretty mean at him this chap LOL! but he was a jerk first that totz rjected her T___T and when shed try and appologize hed be like "go away i hate you" hahahh!yay! glad you like the dad, i kept on trying to make him sound like a dad and less like a mom
soo i tried making him sound somewhwat manly lol!YEESSS! totz like itazura na kiss kefka/cid totz like kotoko and irie lol! oor at least i try and mock them some
i couldnt resist lol.. annnd yeah! mr tagumi is totz aewsome! dun underestimate the shy ones their always the craziest.me tooo T___T awww im sure theyll fight again lol.
im glad you guys like the chap ^___^ its funn to write totz.
Awww, I feel bad for Clarissa. Kefka acts like such a jerk to her >_<
But it was fun to read about them fighting eachother!
lol @ Tagami breaking it up with a tie wrapped around his head
Ooo, also I thought that Hachiro was a bit odd...wanting Kefka to spend the night and stuff >_>
But he was fun
And another fight between Hazuki and Rin? Awesome!
I wonder who shall become Class President...
And the watermelon omake, brilliant.
I'm glad Julius brought that up...people cutting it up and mixing it with liqour...and putting salt on it!!! >_<
Class stuff Cid & J
if not then i guess theres always rin
@ justice - awww! we dont mean to hahah! and it wont be much to keep up. i mean thier one THAT long.. ok maybe they are.. i swear mine keep getting longer nd longer >__>
@ houdini - yeah! poor clarrisa, altho i suppose kefka did get it pretty rought with her always yelling at him and stuff
ah glad you liked that part! i thought it be ammusing lol.hahaha yeah!
oooh yeah! guess it is rather odd, well he just wanted to be hospital plus no one stays at thier house =(
yup! another one! but it dint last long cuz mr linens doesnt tollerate tardiness! >_<
AND INORITE!? im ashamed to admit i was ona those ppl that cut it up and put salt on it T___T never again!
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