Episode 5: "Zero's first love! Deus wants a rematch!"
It’s 7:30 in the morning, on the very first day of March. It’s a rainy morning of course and Zero arrives at school gates to find a girl coming out of the backseat of what appears to be a very expensive car. As Zero watches, He sees a glimpse of the girl’s long black hair with the bangs sitting in front of her eyes. He could barely get a good image of the girl, for her bangs covered her eyes. She turns to look at Zero, and smiles at him, causing him to start blushing. He gulps, and then begins an approach, only for the car she got out of to drive right past him, splashing a wave of muddy water all over his clothes. His hair was safe thanks to his umbrella though.
“Who is she…?” Zero asked himself.
**Cue intro**
Zero arrives in class, all drenched in muddy water.
“Oh wow, what happened to you?” Mr. Ribbons asked Zero.
“An inconsiderate car happened.”
“Hmm… anyway, lemmie get that muddy water off. You’re gonna dirty the classroom like that.” Mr. Ribbons said. He then holds his hand out which gives off magical-like sparkles. “Lemmie apply this water removal spell: 444, Arrosez Enlevement!” Ribbons hits the young man on his chest, practically pushing the water out of his clothes and making it disappear shortly afterwards. “Now take your seat.”
“Alright. Thanks, Ribbons-Sensei.”
“No prob!” Ribbons said. Once Zero takes his seat, Ribbons announces, “Alright kiddos, We got ourselves a transfer student! She’s from the all-girls magician academy, Britanica Academy located in Great Britian!” He said to the class before turning his head to the door, “Alright, you can come in now!”
...
All the students were in silence, awaiting the new student. No one shows up, which troubles Ribbons a little. He walks outside and looks down the hall to notice the student on her way to his class. “Ah, there you are. Hurry up and get in here! Just because you’re rich, doesn’t mean that you can be late!” Ribbons said, clapping his hands twice, making an aqua blue magic circle appear behind the student, and causing water to come flowing towards the student to push her in class, but she pulls out her wand, which is a black metal stick with a gray tip. She casts magic on her own shadow, which turns into a barrier, protecting her from the water. Eventually the girl gracefully walks in class and past an annoyed Ribbons.
“My name is Hazuki Himegami, and starting today, I will be a part of your class, 34-D. I am a Class B magician from the Britanica girls school in Great Britian. So I guess you could call me a witch. Nice to meet you all.” She said, bowing to the class in such a polite manner. Wearing a uniform with the lines on it colored red, signifying her magician-hood, her cute face, gorgeous navy eyes, black hair and nice curves caught the attention of all the boys in the classroom, especially Zero’s, who seemed to be struck by the girl’s gracefulness. The moment she takes her seat, Zero finds himself looking at her for a while until he’s snapped out of his trance by Tetsuo.
“Zero! Hey, Zero!”
“W-what is it?” Zero asked, slightly startled a bit.
“What’s wrong? You looked like you went off into another world.” Tetsuo asked.
“Oh… well...” Zero proceeded before blushing.
“Oh my, looks like love at first sight...”
“Eh?” Tetsuo asked, confused.
“You’re so naïve... What we mean, is that Zero’s got a thing for the new Transfer Student.” Fuka said to Tetsuo.
“Wait... what??” O_o “I’ll admit, she is pretty n all…”
“Oh really...” Fuka said, looking slightly suspicious.
“Well, it’s kinda hard to deny... >_>” Tetsuo said, shyly.
“Yeah, it suuure is.” Fuka said with a smile on her face.
As for Rin, who’s also in class today, she seems to be very annoyed and jealous of Hazuki. “Damned woman… who does she think she is grabbing the attention of MY guys? She should find her own guys to mess with.” She said to herself.
The class went on after that moment and
“Alright, youngsters! Class dismissed! Phew… now I can go see what my lovely Linens is up too~” Ribbons said, as he left the classroom with his briefcase.
Once outside the classroom, Fuka decides to head in the opposite direction, walking really fast away from Tetsuo.
“Fuka?”
“I’m busy, so I would prefer if you left me alone for a bit.” Fuka responded with a seemingly dark aura coming from her, which for some reason, Tetsuo doesn’t notice.
“I’ll see you guys later!” Alicia said, tagging along with Fuka.
“She’s never asked me to leave her alone before...” Tetsuo seemed a bit worried.
“I... think she’s mad.” Zero said.
“For what?”
“Nevermind that…” Zero said, putting his hands on Tetsuo’s shoulders in a confiding manner. Raising his head up with a serious look on his face, he asks Tetsuo, “I need your help...”
“With what?”
“It’s... about Hazuki… you see...” Zero proceeded, blushing.
“Ooooh, you have a thing for her.”
“Yep.” Zero said, “Now, I need a plan to ask her to the dance.”
“Err… I wouldn’t know how...”
“You gotta help me though!” Zero said.
“Help you say? Well that’s easy… you just need to go and get yourself a makeover!” A Pimp Called Bloo and Heisei appeared behind the two boys.
“Where did you two come from?! O_o” Tetsu asked
“Don’t worry about that, nigga. We about to pimp you bois out.” Heisei said.
“Wait, didn’t your ho, Rin attack me? Why would I trust you guys?” Tetsuo asked.
“Because I can keep you from getting Cronic Bitch Dependency.” Bloo said before digging in his pocket, “You know, I think you guys are kinda infected with it now.” He sprays the two of them with a mysterious spray, causing them two to get drowsy.
“What the…” Zero said, struggling to stay up.
“B-b-b-bi-bit-beiiiitch!” Bloo’s parrot said just as Tetsuo and Zero fell asleep.
“Mac! That’s a terrible word to say… ‘Betch’… that word only sounds awesome when I say it.” The parrot's name is Mac.
***Several Hours later***
“Wha… where am I?” Tetsuo asked, looking around to find himself in what appears to be a barber shop. He’s actually sitting in one of the chairs, just like Zero.
“Uh... yo, Tetsu... You might wanna check your clothes.”
Tetsuo looks at his clothes and notice that it’s a suit. “Holy crap! And look at your clothes! It’s like we’re dressed up!”
“That’s because we made your asses look fly!” Bloo said, who was standing before him with an entire group of sexy women.
“Hugh Hefner?” Zero asked, thinking of the playboy mansion owner.
“Don’t compare me to that old fart! >=(” Bloo comically snapped
“So, what’s with the suits?”
“To Ask your respective crushes out to that silly little dance! Of course, you have to let me watch the whole thing! >=D” Bloo said, with a devious smile.
“Wait... What?!” The two of them said at the same time. O_o
“Both of ya. You see, I haven’t had a good laugh lately, and it’s really heartbreaking. I can’t go a whole month without laughter! And the lack of good comedy is totally depressing. Totally.”
“You should talk to Andre.” Tetsuo said.
“That guy annoys the crap outta me! I can’t stay in the room with him for more than three seconds!” Bloo said.
"Yeah, no kidding." Heisei added.
“Hold on, When’s the Dance?” Zero asked.
“Two days from now.”
“Dammit!” Tetsuo said. “We gotta hurry!”
“At this rate, Hazuki might have a date!” Zero said.
The two of them rush out of the barber shop with their hair left in tact.
“Hehehe... noobs.” Bloo looks devious as he pulled out his PDA with a holo-monitor In it, to show what Tetsuo’s doing in first person view, while Heisei pulls out his PDA to see what Zero is doing.
***
Elsewhere, Hazuki heads back to the Principal’s office and of course, encounters the Secretary, Kaori Soraguchi in the office.
“You’re... Himegami, Hazuki-san, from earlier.”
“Yes. Is the principal in?”
“Yes, but he’s busy getting drunk at the moment.”
“...What...?”
“You heard correctly. He likes to get drunk. And when he’s drunk, he thinks he’s a possum or something.”
“That’s... really interesting, i guess... I didn’t get that vibe when I met him.”
“That’s because he was sober. But how do you like the school, will you be staying?”
“Mmm... yes I will. I’ve met some really interesting people. Not to mention that my cousin’s here...”
“Who’s your cousin, if I may ask?”
“He’s...” Hazuki proceeded before being interrupted by the arrival of Deus Magnus, storming on through.
Hazuki and Kaori look at Principal Moriya’s room, forced open.
“I told ya I’ll be back for a rematch. And since it’s afterschool, there’s no Clarissa to mess things up this time!”
“Hey Deus! Donald Trump called and said he wanted his apprentice back… or something.”
“Ah… so that’s how it is, eh?” Deus said.
The two of them have a standoff, and of course, Both of them tell Kaori, “Turn the epic music on!!!”
“*sigh*, alright alright, Geez.” Kaori said, pressing the button under her desk, to turn on the epic music. Deus and Moriya continue their epic staring contest and eventually that spark of rivalry becomes so intense, the room flashes in a giant ball of light for a moment.
The light fades, and it turns out that the two of them are playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl on the Wii...
Jin is playing as Pokemon Trainer and Deus is playing as Ganondorf. The two play against each other and Hazuki watches with an irritated. “Why is… Deus… doing something so silly…?”
“Something like this always happens when the two have their epic stand offs.” Kaori said, propping her head on her hand and letting out a sigh.
Jin actually wins the match when he uses a Final Smash. “What!? You’re supposed to be drunk! How did YOU win!?” >=( Deus asked angrily.
“Win what? Oh, this silly little game here! Well you see, I push the punch and a kick and a quick attack and a little seismic toss…” Jin said.
“We’re not playing pokemon literally.”
“Did you say you like playin’ pokeman? POKEMAAAN?? It’s awesome cuz like, When I was a kid, I met Bill Cosby and I told him I liked to play POKEMAN and…” Jin said, putting on a Bill Cosby Accent.
“Whatever, I demand a rematch!”
“You’re coming home! Enough of these silly Shenanigans!” Hazuki shouted.
“...Hi Hazuki.” Deus said in a calm tone, as she dragged him out of the office by the back collar of his suit.
“Sorry about my Godfather.” Hazuki said to Kaori, referring to Deus, who is her Godfather.
“He’s not that much of a trouble maker, but I have to admit, that was great. You and I would make great friends I think.” Kaori said, amazed at how the young rich girl stopped the nonsense.
“That depends… do you like Chopin?”
“I love Chopin!”
“Fabulous. We should hang out after school tomorrow. A little tea party should suffice.”
“That would be lovely.” Kaori said, as she watched Hazuki drag Deus outta the room.
After Hazuki leaves, Jin falls over on the ground with his head poking outta the door and dazed, staring at the ceiling. Of course, this is shortlived when he sees Mr. Ribbons in an upside down view, wondering who he is.
“Did someone say Fabulous!?” Ribbons said, looking left and right quickly. He rushed into the room so quick, no one noticed.
“That’s your delusion.” Kaori said, making Mr. Ribbons hang his head over in shame.
**
Later that day, Tetsuo is rushing over to Fuka’s house on his hoverboard, hoping to ask Fuka out to the dance, but of course, he finds her talking to a guy at her doorstep. This guy seemed to have short black hair looking from above. Tetsuo tries to get closer to the house, and overhears this guy asking Fuka to the dance.
Fuka herself has no idea that Tetsuo’s watching.
“So… what’s up, Luke?” Fuka asked.
“I was wondering if you’d like to go to the dance with me.” Luke, the boy with the black hair and brown eyes with pretty pale skin asked. He was wearing a red tee shirt and blue pants.
“Hmm...” Fuka said before thinking, “That idiot was fawning over that new chick… Hmph, like he’d care.”
“How about it?”
“Sure, I’d love to go!” Fuka said, with her smile.
Tetsuo, floating on his skateboard above, is SHOCKED at this! O_____O
“Thanks! I’m sure we’ll have a great time!” Luke said, “Well, I’ll see you at school tomorrow.” As he left, waving byebye.
Tetsuo, in utter shock, feels like he’s missed his chance. Of course, as he floats above, watching Fuka walk back into her house, he begins to wonder, what he’ll do now. Of course, his phone rings and it turns out that Alicia’s calling.
“Hello, Tetsuo? Did you ask Fuka to the Dance yet?”
“Uhh… she just accepted some other guy’s offer to go to the dance.” Tetsuo said, sighing.
“Hmm… I think I know why… and I’ll tell you under one condition.”
“Oh yeah, and what’s that? -_-” Tetsuo said.
“Let me be your date to the dance.” Alicia said, bluntly on the phone.
“EH!?” Tetsuo said. “Dear, brother in space. Today, it seems like I missed my chance to ask the girl I liked to the dance. She seemed to change when that new student came in though...”
“She looks SO much like your C.C., It’s scary. I’m serial about that. But hey, you need to start a harem, otherwise you’ll probably just suck as a protagonist-in-training.” Justin said in his head.
“You’re no help at all...” Tetsuo said to Justin through his thoughts.
*END*
Clarissa: What the... My scooter! I forgot about this thing. But who could've brought it here to my house?
Dora: Haha, i dunno, but i wanna go for a ride!
Clarissa: I sure hope Kefka was resonsible. Oh, Kefka~
Tetsuo: Next time on Waffles: "The mysterious good deed, My scooter's back! Zero wants Hazuki to dance!"
Zero: This is gonna be harder than i thought...
Great chapter Sandz! OOO! I love that drunk principal, he's so amuuussing<3~
Diniz character is sexeh! 
Good luck to Zero!
Hah Deus and Jin's rivalry is full of lolz.
OH AND OF COURSE! CAn't forget BLOO....Bloo is so awesome<3.
Cidz! Nice omake. It was amusing....KEFKAAAA~
Good luck on the next chapter!
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