Carl: Oh boy! Another rousing night o' Internet Porn. I wonder what I should look up ta-night! Hmmmm, I already looked up hot blonde babes, hot brunette babes, even hot Asian babes. I need ta spice things up with something and Latina night was three days ago...Alright, how about I try something different and look up some spicy hentai. There could be worse things I've fapped ta before...
(He opens up a folder full of Inuyasha Rule 34 to find a pic of Kagome nude near a well. Carl decides this would be the right time to lean up against the screen)
Carl: Yes! Come ta daddy! Come ta daddy! Come ta-(Carl falls through the computer screen and starts plummeting down a black hole leading into Feudal era Japan)
Carl: UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (falls on the ground ) OW! Well, I may have just given mahself another crack back there. Say, where the hell am I and why does it look like the outdoors? Cause if there's anything I hate more than Shake, it's the outdoors! (notices that he's wearing Kagome's outfit) And why the hell am I wearing this lacy schoolgirl outfit!? I swear to all that is holy, if this is another one of the Fryman's inventions, I will personally dump acid into my pool for the three to jump into!
Handbanana: (showing up in a red baggy outfit) So Carl. We meet again.
Carl: Whoah whoah whoah WHOAH! Get your sorry ass out of here before I-
Handbanana: Shhhhhhh, Carl. Say no more, Let me give you some of my shikon jewel shards...Have you ever done a Windscar before? How about an Iron Reaver Soul Stealer? If not, I've learned PLENTY of positions that I'm willing to teach to you as my pupil.
Carl: Nope, nada! I am NOT going to be of your "services" any longer.
Handbanana: Strong words from a man in a schoolgirl outfit.
Carl: I ain't ever even watched the show! I just looked up some hentai and now I'm here!
Handbanana: Glad to see you're as depraved as me. This makes my job a whole lot easier, especially since you don't know our "safe word" that would help you out.
Carl: Sit boy!
Handbanana: (now bound to the floor) NO! But how!? How did you know about the secret passcode?
Carl: Shut up.
Handbanana: You had to have watched the show or have been an avid fan to know that's what Kagome says to him to make him sit down.
Carl: Shut up!
Handbanana: Oh don't tell me, you actually watch Inuyasha!?-
Carl: SHUT UP! There's nothing on after The Best **beast** Sports Show Period so what else do I watch!? Now tell me how do I get out of here!
Handbanana: Oh this place? You've gotta go after Naraku and kill him to leave.
Carl: Kill a guy? Yeah, like that'd be a problem.
(A week later)
Carl: So Naraku! After spending all this time pissing around with all of these lesser demons, collected a few worthless rocks, getting stalked by Sesshomaru and his annoying Jar Jar partner, and getting groped by Miroku while wearing a schoolgirl outfit, I've finally found you, and now your ass is grass!
Naraku: Ohohohoho, well you've got quite a set of cojones to want to get near mmmmeeeeeee.
Carl: I've had it with this terrible place!
Naraku: My, but you've only lasted a week. Imagine over 8 years of trying to hunt me down!
Carl: Puhlease, I'll finish you right no-
Naraku: (runs away) Lalalalalala~~~~~~
Carl: HEY HEY! GET BACK HERE! I AIN'T FINISHED WITH YOU! YOU HEAR ME!? I'M LEAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
(Over 8 years later, Carl now is bearded, dishevled, and is slouched by a tree in his unwashed schoolgirl outfit)
Carl: For the love of GOD license Final Act and get me out of this wasteland, [as]! HEY! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENI-
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