Bugs, Ichigo, Daffy, Naruto, Edward, Al, Foghorn, Mikado & The Coyote sat solemly repeating their objective knowing full well that some of 'em might not be making it home alive. But, such would be their honorable sacrafice against the hideous evil of Parent's Televsion Council!
Down the Ladder to the roof, in through the roof door we go, through the building we go, destroying and killing everything along the way we go till all that remains of Parents Television Council is Gone, Dead and destroyed.
It was just like out of the Dirty Dozen where the boys solemly repeated their objective plans just before parachuting out of the C 47.
Bugs leans over to Naruto, Mnnaaa You know Dock, Us American Toons and you Japanese Ninjas & Samurai Boys really aren't any different. We both come from the same roots. Good Ol' Tezuka learned much from The Fleischers Popeye Cartoons, Disney, & my Bossom Buddies Chuck & friz!
Naruto in his raspy teen voice, Yeah I know. For the record I've never believed in that stupid as heck, Anime vs. Cartoons Rivalry. It's as stupid as diehard Manga Fans and DC & Marvel Fans dissing each other. The entire time that bull!@#$ goes on the weaker we both get'
Bugs, Hehe Believe It Doc!!
Naruto, Hey that's my line!
Mikado tries his best to be a fearless young Samurai Boy but, fails miserably. His tenceness and scaredness shows through. He'd had about as much intent to joining the Self Defence Forces as he did joining the Ikebukuro Yakuza Families. And maybe this weird alliance of Golden & Silver Age American Toons and Modern Anime Characters wasn't the formal military but, it was close enough.
Foghorn tries to cheer him up, I say there, I say there son. You need'nt get worried about the future. I've got your back as, he raised up and shook his trusty old Browning Automatic Rifle.
Mikado, uh Mr. Leghorn.
Foghorn, Speek up boy! That's an order i say.
Yes, sir Mr. Leghorn Mikado hollers out.
I'm scared Mr. Leghorn, I'm not used to this kind of thing....But, I know it's the right thing and it must be done.
Foghorn, Son, the more you worry, the more the enemy will have a chance to kill 'ya. And besides, isn't it you Anime Boys who're always repeating the strength of conetic energy or spiritual energy? The more you contemplete one thing, the more chance it'll happen.
Mikado, Yes Sir Mr. Leghorn Sir! I will not only destroy the enemy but, I will make it out alive and well!!
Foghorn, There you go son. That's that indominable Warrior Spirit of your people!
Daffy leans over to Edward Elric, What the filladoucha is wrong with him. He's too young I say. A green kid. We need old vets like Superman & Goku and what do we get! Some new kid on the block.
Edward, Oh shut up. We're all new green kids once. Anyway, I know about you. Can't keep your mouth shut. Always like to !@#$ everyone off and throw angry fits.
Ichigo to Edward, Yeah sounds like you two ought to get Married since you're so much alike.
Edward, Oh yeah! Well, why don't we have it out right now you !@#$%^!
Bugs, Gawdammit! Save your anger for the enemy...Parents Televsion Council!....There the ones we need to beat the snot out of and smash to itty bitty pieces until we walk over them like gravel.
Naruto to Bugs, Whoa! I never knew an American Toon to Cuss and swear like that.
Bugs humorously, Oh Go !@#$ yourself Doc.....
Naruto, hehehe.
Foghorn, Now there's a warrior! He's happy and upbeat no matter what in reference to naruto.
Foghorn to Mikado, I hear you have a pretty little Japanese Girl back home in your Ikebukuro.
Mikado, yes. I kind of loused up. He says to Foghorn while looking down at his feet embarressed.
Foghorn, Oh did you now.....Last time I saw a look like that. A young man a teenage boy that is was going to be a father.
Mikado looks up surprised......uuhh yeah he says somewaht meekly. I guess you've been around long enough to know those things.....Well, I'd been having quite the eeerrr vigorous relationship with her and it just happened. I don't know if I have what it takes to be a Father?!
Foghorn, You'll be O.K. there son.
The old Pre Vietnam era Sokorsky Copter was now nearly to its destination. The pilot called down to the Gunner / Kicker over the Intercom. Hey how's are motley crew doing down there?
The Aardvark answered back in his usual Dry Jewish Wit. There a bunch of kooks! What do you think? ...... But, War makes for weird bedfellows.
The Pilot, a lanky somewhat youngish mixed race half Jewist and half Chinese man named Spike Spiegal answers back in his equally dry Jewish wit. Ohh, and we're not?
The Aardvark, It's true you're a bounty hunting ex-mafioso enforcer while all I've ever done outside of getting drafted into literally the last year of Vietnam is chasing some gawdammed Ant all around!
But, what of it.? I've been happy being a dimwitted fool, how about you there my vaguely Jewish Brother?
Spike Spiegal, So I'm only vaguely Jewish huh?
Aardvark, After all this nonsence is over with. I've got a big bottle of scotch actually it's a jug. From right after I got discharged in '73. I didn't feel like drinking it after Freleng and DePatie never hired me back, Patooie he spits. I've been saving it for just such an occassion.
Spike, Still a little bitter there huh? But, yeah I look foward to a stiff drink with an old warrior myself.
Spikes mood immediately changed. O.K. we're almost there now. You ready to give 'em cover fire if necessary to the Aardvark.
Aardvark, As ready as I'll ever be. At least this time the fight 'll be one worth fighting. Not some doggone Gawd Forsaken CIA War For Opium like Nam was over. As he cocked the old WW II era "Ma Deuce" . Browning 50 caliber. A little heavier than the M 60 I used to use but, definitely worth while.
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