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[stockholdingotaku]

Bugs, Ichigo, Daffy, Naruto, Edward, Al, Foghorn, Mikado & The Coyote sat solemly repeating their objective knowing full well that some of 'em might not be making it home alive. But, such would be their honorable sacrafice  against the hideous evil of Parent's Televsion Council!

Down the Ladder to the roof, in through the roof door we go, through the building we go, destroying and killing everything along the way we go till all that remains of Parents Television Council is Gone, Dead and destroyed.

It was just like out of the Dirty Dozen where the boys solemly repeated their objective plans just before parachuting out of the C 47.

Bugs leans over to Naruto, Mnnaaa You know Dock, Us American Toons and you Japanese Ninjas & Samurai Boys really aren't any different. We both come from the same roots. Good Ol' Tezuka learned much from The Fleischers Popeye Cartoons, Disney, & my Bossom Buddies Chuck & friz!

Naruto in his raspy teen voice, Yeah I know. For the record I've never believed in that stupid as heck, Anime vs. Cartoons Rivalry. It's as stupid as diehard Manga Fans and DC & Marvel Fans dissing each other. The entire time that bull!@#$ goes on the weaker we both get'

Bugs, Hehe Believe It Doc!!

Naruto, Hey that's my line!

Mikado tries his best to be a fearless young Samurai Boy but, fails miserably. His tenceness and scaredness shows through. He'd had about as much intent to joining the Self Defence Forces as he did joining the Ikebukuro Yakuza Families. And maybe this weird alliance of Golden & Silver Age American Toons and Modern Anime Characters wasn't the formal military but, it was close enough.

Foghorn tries to cheer him up, I say there, I say there son. You need'nt get worried about the future. I've got your back as, he raised up and shook his trusty old Browning Automatic Rifle.

Mikado, uh Mr. Leghorn.

Foghorn, Speek up boy! That's an order i say.

Yes, sir Mr. Leghorn Mikado hollers out.

I'm scared Mr. Leghorn, I'm not used to this kind of thing....But, I know it's the right thing and it must be done.

Foghorn, Son, the more you worry, the more the enemy will have a chance to kill 'ya. And besides, isn't it you Anime Boys who're always repeating the strength of conetic energy or spiritual energy? The more you contemplete one thing, the more chance it'll happen.

Mikado, Yes Sir Mr. Leghorn Sir! I will not only destroy the enemy but, I will make it out alive and well!!

Foghorn, There you go son. That's that indominable Warrior Spirit of your people!

Daffy leans over to Edward Elric, What the filladoucha is wrong with him. He's too young I say. A green kid. We need old vets like Superman & Goku and what do we get! Some new kid on the block.

Edward, Oh shut up. We're all new green kids once. Anyway, I know about you. Can't keep your mouth shut. Always like to !@#$ everyone off and throw angry fits.

Ichigo to Edward, Yeah sounds like you two ought to get Married since you're so much alike.

Edward, Oh yeah! Well, why don't we have it out right now you !@#$%^!

Bugs, Gawdammit! Save your anger for the enemy...Parents Televsion Council!....There the ones we need to beat the snot out of and smash to itty bitty pieces until we walk over them like gravel.

Naruto to Bugs, Whoa! I never knew an American Toon to Cuss and swear like that.

Bugs humorously, Oh Go !@#$ yourself Doc.....

Naruto, hehehe.

Foghorn, Now there's a warrior! He's happy and upbeat no matter what in reference to naruto.

Foghorn to Mikado, I hear you have a pretty little Japanese Girl back home in your Ikebukuro.

Mikado, yes. I kind of loused up. He says to Foghorn while looking down at his feet embarressed.

Foghorn, Oh did you now.....Last time I saw a look like that. A young man a teenage boy that is was going to be a father.

Mikado looks up surprised......uuhh yeah he says somewaht meekly. I guess you've been around long enough to know those things.....Well, I'd been having quite the eeerrr vigorous relationship with her and it just happened. I don't know if I have what it takes to be a Father?!

Foghorn, You'll be O.K. there son.

The old Pre Vietnam era Sokorsky Copter was now nearly to its destination. The pilot called down to the Gunner / Kicker over the Intercom. Hey how's are motley crew doing down there?

The Aardvark answered back in his usual Dry Jewish Wit. There a bunch of kooks! What do you think? ...... But, War makes for weird bedfellows.

The Pilot, a lanky somewhat youngish mixed race half Jewist and half Chinese man named Spike Spiegal answers back in his equally dry Jewish wit. Ohh, and we're not?

The Aardvark, It's true you're a bounty hunting ex-mafioso enforcer while all I've ever done outside of getting drafted into literally the last year of  Vietnam is chasing some gawdammed Ant all around!

But, what of it.? I've been happy being a dimwitted fool, how about you there my vaguely Jewish Brother?

Spike Spiegal, So I'm only vaguely Jewish huh?

Aardvark, After all this nonsence is over with. I've got a big bottle of scotch actually it's a jug. From right after I got discharged in '73. I didn't feel like drinking it after Freleng and DePatie never hired me back, Patooie he spits. I've been saving it for just such an occassion.

Spike, Still a little bitter there huh? But, yeah I look foward to a stiff drink with an old warrior myself.

Spikes mood immediately changed. O.K. we're almost there now. You ready to give 'em cover fire if necessary to the Aardvark.

Aardvark, As ready as I'll ever be.  At least this time the fight 'll be one worth fighting. Not some doggone Gawd Forsaken CIA War For Opium like Nam was over. As he cocked the old WW II era "Ma Deuce" . Browning 50 caliber. A little heavier than the M 60 I used to use but, definitely worth while.

[elfie]

Someday I wish there was an action show that utilized the alliance of Western cartoon tropes used as powers alongside anime characters! 

[stockholdingotaku]

Thank you much for you words of encouragement. I'll keep writing this one if you pay attention to it......

[elfie]

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elfie wrote:

Someday I wish there was an action show that utilized the alliance of Western cartoon tropes used as powers alongside anime characters! 

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Closest thng we have to that? Kingdom Hearts.  And I'm not into video games, and there isn't a lot of Western cartoon tropes in it.

[stockholdingotaku]

Bugs looks over solemly to Naruto, Well Dock let's do it, huh?

Naruto, Dattebayo!!

Naruto, You know we, I mean Anime Boy's might be safe from "The Dip". It's never been used too heavily on us like it has you Toons. But, regular bullets, knives, and chakra can.

Of course we can take a lot more than a real human can. So maybe we'll both survive!

Bugs, Kind of Ironic all these years later us working together , huh.

Naruto, huh...Oh yeah....Admittadly I'm more Generation X & Y than The Greatest Generation like you. But, I'm glad I wasn't around for WW II or the Second Cino-Japanese War. I might be a warrior but, I wouldn't lay my life down for Hirohito and Tojo......Or the so-called ruling class. I wish to serve the people. Probably sound a little naive.

Naruto continues, But, yeah, it is pretty ironic. An old timer like you Bugs. A veteran of old WW II Propaganda Cartoons and the new kid on the block from Japanese Anime and Manga fighting together against a common evil that means to destroy us both.

Bugs, It not only means to wipe us both out but, it means to "Kill Off Any and All Creativity and Free Thought" !!! Period... And no you're not naive.... I was naive!! All us yanks thought including I after the War that that would be it..... That any trouble would be from another people not my own....Bugs looks down in sadness, shame, and dry self humor....Well, for the last 59 years since the end of Korea my countries been wasting its' own youth and other's lives in wars that never should've been. Most of them over Opium and Cocaine, no less. Oil too.....

Bugs, So I guess Ol' America and Japan have made the exact same mistakes over the years haven't we? Kind of like we deserve each other, don't we?/

[stockholdingotaku]

The Old Sokorsky hovered over the roof of the 4 story office building on Wilshire Blvd in Hollywood.

Bugs cocks his trusty old WW II Thompson, Naruto readies his shurikens.

Bugs & Naruto jump out first. Edward Elric and Daffy follow. Ichigo filling in more or less as a Non-Com Seargent hollers out, "Alright men, let's send these ba**ards to hatee's where they belong!!!!"

They knew the element of surprise was over with now with the sound of a large oversized Sokorsky Copter hovering overhead.

Mikado follows Leghorn carrying the "saw".

The Base call's into the Pilot Spike, Termite Terrace to Tezuka, What's your status? A gravely Jewish Voice calls out. Spike replies, Copy,  Just let the boys down onto the roof, ready to respond with cover fire if necessary. The gravely Jewish Voice, Copy Tezuka, Good work.

In the background of the radio, A very deadpan voice insists on speaking. Spike overhears, Flintstone, Please kindly allow me to speak to our pilot. Flintstone could be heard. Oh, alright, and turned the mike over to the quiet and reserved young red-haired Commander Gaara.

Back at the base, Fred thought to himself, geez the feeling off that kids just downright scarier n' heck.

[anm8shun]

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