NONSENSICAL CRACKFIC ONE-SHOT!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA!!
Sesshoumaru woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one want box that looked like the exact gift he wanted. It had to be! The new computer he needed for his office.
Then Sesshoumaru noticed that Kagome was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.
Sesshoumaru thought that he would surprise Kagome. Maybe even sneak up behind her and give her the scare of her life. That always made Kagome mad.
Sesshoumaru crept quietly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its bright lights, and the presents, heaped up mockingly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Kagome. Kissing someone.
Sesshoumaru was so angry, he picked up a glass vase from a table and threw it forcefully at the tree and the kissing duo.
They noise caused the two to jump in surprise as they both looked around.
"Kagome, you cheating **QWOP**!" Sesshoumaru yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Sesshoumaru looked and then rubbed his eyes and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Kagome said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a wonderful kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Sesshoumaru said jokingly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be even more wonderful."
That seemed reasonable. Sesshoumaru went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, nice like a sudden spring storm on a sunny day. He made Sesshoumaru's legs feel all noodley.
"You see?" Kagome said sexily and Sesshoumaru saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
Fin.
A/N: Something is wrong with me....I know it. I was bored so sue me.
Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so.
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..
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