Creative Works

[Jingai]

The Curse of the Dos Pesos

Prologue -

  There once was a man named Gold Whiner, who was King of the Pirates.

He had fame and fortune, and before they hung him from the gallows he had this to say,

"My treasure is yours for the taking if you can find it, I left it on the Dos Pesos..."

  Chapter 1 : Terrible Ideas

Travis Whiner : *snores*

Cidothy : *plays bagpipes*

Travis Whiner : *still sleeps*

Cidothy : *pours water on Travis*

Travis Whiner : Ahhhhhh that's cold. What the heck Cidothy?

Cidothy : Travis Whiner take out those earplugs. How are you supposed to hear your
alarm clock.

Travis Whiner : You're not my alarm clock Cidothy, I have one of my own.

Cidothy : Yes, I see, a magical panty flash girl alarm clock that moons
you when it goes off. Time for you to get out of your wet bed Travis Whiner
and go to work. You have an important HR meeting.

Travis Whiner : Oh yeah, I have to do orientation for the new employees.

*At Pockimation's newly rebuilt headquarters*

Niklas : Well, the reconstruction seems to be finished.

Ange : What happened to all our office furniture?

Niklas : Most of it was destroyed, all we had left was the cheap stuff
Travis had bought at Wal-Mart. Don't worry, Dani has already ordered
the replacements, which should be here tomorrow for sure, possibly even
this afternoon.

Ange : Good, I'm getting tired of sitting on a folding metal chair.

Travis Whiner : Hello everyone. Is everyone happy today?

Everyone :

Travis Whiner : Uh, alright. Moving on, we have a meeting to go to,
so everyone to the meeting room please. *whispers to Cidothy* Where is that again?

Cidothy : It is next to your office Travis Whiner, so you wouldn't get lost on the
way to it.

Travis Whiner : Oh yeah, I remember putting it there when we were rebuilding.

*In Meeting room*

Travis Whiner : Alright everyone, I'd like you all to meet our new employees.
This is Mary, Zac, Packadermus, Tigger, Luna, Richard, D, Steve, Cameron, Yoshi,
Yuri, Aoi, Dorothid and Hachi.

Cidothy : Travis Whiner, why are you employing criminals and costumed crime fighters?

Niklas : Uh, didn't some of these people kidnap Cidothy?

Ange : Uh, why is that guy dropping his pants?

Travis : Packadermus don't... Anyways, because I'm such a good CEO...

Everyone : *cough cough*

Travis Whiner : Anyways, I believe that everyone deserves a second chance, so who better
than Heroes of Justice to make sure they get a second chance.

Niklas : Uh, that's fine and all, but if he doesn't pull up his pants, I'm finding a new job.

Travis : Packadermus, we talked about this, no dancing in the office.

Packadermus : Yeah, *hic* I'm just a little tipsy this morning, nothing to do but drink
when yer on house arrest.

Tigger : Hellz yeah. Got you on lock down huh, well here have a 40.

Dorothid : Maybe you should have moved this to an AA meeting.

Cidothy : Or a parole board meeting.

Niklas : Or a sexual harassment meeting.

Dani : Well, at least the meeting room holds everyone comfortably.

Travis : Alright, I can see that we need to do something to bond as a company. I've got it,
we'll go on a corporate retreat, to the Caribbean. We'll rent a cruise boat and cruise
the Caribbean and then we'll bond with each other.

Cidothy : Travis Whiner, in a long list of terrible ideas this is by far the worst.


 What will happen now that criminals and heroes are working together? Will
Packadermus get busted for violating house arrest? Will Tigger care about his
parole? Is this really the worst idea Travis Whiner has ever had?

 Next Episode : Are you kidding me?

[Jingai]

 Cast -

Cidothy - Cidz

Mary - Houdini

Packadermus - Brendan

Zack - CC-K

Tigger - J-Dubbz

Niklas - Hikki

Ange - Angel

D - Boxers

Aoi - Deacon

Yoshi - Gaynor

Yuri - Poke

Dani - Yuyu

Luna - Sense

Richard -Zonbaru

Hachi - Ali

Steve - Heero

Cameron - Stewie

 I hope everyone enjoys the show.

[thanks for reading]

[-Gaynor79-]

Yes! Nightmoose has returned!! And he brought Packadermus with him! Yay!

[spring]

LOOOOOOL

oh night moose how i missed you lmao at him emplying even the villians hes so horrible but loveable. <333

loool going on a trip? lol can pacadermous and tigger even do that? since thier on parole? XDD

cant wait for more!

[SenseAcct]

Awesome!

Luna is now employed at the offices of Pockimation!

She should ttly be a assistant.

[alikatt_25]

Nightmoose lives!

i predict fun times in the near future.

[forgingaheart]

The customed insanity starts again, about time.

Hummmmn!  A Carribean cruise, I wonder if the ship will sink as soon as it leaves a dock?  Of course, if it's a submarine...

[Jingai]

Episode 2 - Are you kidding me?

Travis Whiner : Are you ready to go Cidothy?

Cidothy : Yes, I'm packed.

Travis Whiner : This is going to be so much fun, are you excited?

Cidothy :

Travis Whiner : Well..... I'm Excited.

*At Pockimation HQ*

Travis Whiner : Is everyone packed up and excited to get going?

Everyone :

Travis whiner : Alright, everyone lets get on the party bus.

Dorothid : Bus?

Niklas : Uh Travis, I know you wanted a bus trip down to Florida, but
I went ahead and used all the frequent flier miles we got from buying
all our new office furniture twice and booked us all on the same flight.

Travis Whiner : Why did you buy all our furniture twice?

Dani : Well, you don't have the greatest record when it comes to furniture.
Some spares wouldn't hurt, and they are in an off site storage location,
in case another giant robot smashes this building, again.

Cidothy : Travis Whiner you should thank your employees for thinking ahead.

Travis Whiner : Well, I guess that does make sense, but I don't think any giant
robots are going to be smashing Intercourse anytime soon.

Dorothid : Of course there won't be, you are leaving town.

*at the airport*

Travis Whiner : Alright, everyone had checked their luggage.

Security : Everyone take off your shoes and belts.

Packadermus : *drops pants* I'm clean.

Security : *waves group through*

Travis Whiner : Wow, that was effective.

Ange : For once that awful habit seems to have worked out well.

*At the Airport in Bermuda*

Dorothid : I have to admit, this isn't as bad as I thought it would be.

Hachi : Yeah, this might turn out to be halfway decent.

Niklas : Cute coconut drinks with equally cute bartenders here I come.

Travis Whiner : If you like this, wait until you see where we are staying.

*short bus ride to the docks*

Ange : We are staying on a cruise ship? Cabin boys here I come.

Niklas : You better share Ange.

*arrive at a half sunk old time sailing ship*

Zak : Are you kidding me?

Tigger : What the hell kind of busted **werd** ship is this?

Travis Whiner : Isn't this great? It is a theme vacation, this is going to be great.

Cidothy : Travis Whiner this ship isn't sea worthy.

Dorothid : This thing isn't dock worthy.

Travis Whiner : So it needs a little work, but think about how much fun it will be
to climb in the rigging and swab the deck like old time pirates. Trust me.

Luna : Old time pirates had scurvy.

Packadermus : And Rum, don't forget the rum.

Yuri : Well, at least there is a lot of rope.

Travis Whiner : C'mon everyone, we can get this ship ready to sail by the end of the week for sure.

Will the ship be ready to sail? Will there be enough rum to prevent mutiny?
Will Ange and Niklas find their cute cabin boys?
Next episode - All hands on deck.

[Jingai]

 Cast -

Cidothy - Cidz

Mary - Houdini

Packadermus - Brendan

Zack - CC-K

Tigger - J-Dubbz

Niklas - Hikki

Ange - Angel

D - Boxers

Aoi - Deacon

Yoshi - Gaynor

Yuri - Poke

Dani - Yuyu

Luna - Sense

Richard -Zonbaru

Hachi - Ali

Steve - Heero

Cameron - Stewie

 Oh Travis Whiner, this is going to be one interesting vacation isn't it?

[thanks for reading]

[DangerHikky]

Oh god Travis, you're such a ditz.
Cidothy : Travis Whiner this ship isn't sea worthy.
Dorothid : This thing isn't dock worthy.
^ I loved the crap out of these lines. Oh god, their collective dom can make the world explode.

This is certainly an interesting adventure for the cast... one I feel like has great potential to not end well.

[cidthekittyisfun]

travis how i love you <33333

looool at cidothy and dorothid comments loooooool

poor employs lol awww maybe it wont be so bad afterall!

they should be more optomistic like travis ^_^

[-Gaynor79-]

Gotta love the planning ahead with the office furniture. I wonder if a giant robot will come and bust up the ship?

[forgingaheart]

A sailing ship...I preditic the crew WILL munity before it over and make Travis walk the plank; I'm just wondering whether or not it'll be before the giant robot shows up to destroy the ship.

Just curious, what is the ship's name?  Bet it rather onimous sounding.

[SenseAcct]

My guess, is they will run into a pirate ship out in the ocean blue, where they go into an epic cannon fight and then just before they (Travis and co.) win, the pirates will morph into a giant fighting robo and some how, miraculously, make the fight go all of the way from the ocean to Intercourse, where both storage areas are destroyed.

Then again, I'm also pretty much just guessing random scenarios. I have one other where Travis meets up with a pirate named Mookie Dawg Ruffy and they go to find Dos Pesos.

>_>

Okay, in all honesty, I'm just bored at the moment. I gotta find something to occupy my time.

[Poke_Nirvash]

T_T Too bad you find me annoying now, or else there would be...

[alikatt_25]

ooooo adventure time!

[Jingai]

Episode 3 - All Hands on Deck

 Travis Whiner : Alright everyone, lets get our luggage on board and stowed away.

 Niklas : Where exactly are we sleeping again?

 Travis Whiner : We all have cabins on board the ship. Isn't that great, we can
let the ocean rock us all to sleep.

 Cidothy : And wake us up when it floods our cabins.

 Travis Whiner : Well, if it has been here for fifty years and not sunk yet,
I think it will still be floating tomorrow Cidothy.

 Zack : I haven't seen any rats. Aren't there supposed to be rats?

 Ange : Rats? There better not be any rats.

 Niklas : How disgusting.

 Dorothid : Even rats aren't dumb enough to stay on this thing.

 Travis Whiner : Alright, all hands on deck. We are going to stay on this ship,
and we are going to get it fixed up, and then we are going to sail the open seas
and have a lot of fun.

 D: Well, I've been below decks, and the ship is in surprisingly good condition.
Whoever built this did it right, it just needs a little work replacing some of
the dried pitch.

 Mary : The sails don't look that bad either. We can easily fix them, I'll just
need a few people to help and some canvas to have some extra sails, just in case.

 Ange : I'll be glad to go shopping for food with Dani and Luna.

 Niklas : I'm sure the galley can be fixed up quickly enough.

 Travis Whiner : Alright then, Ange, you Dani, Luna and Hachi go and get us
some food and something to celebrate with. Niklas, you Tigger, Steve and Packadermus
go fix up the galley, D you, Cameron and Zack start working on the pitch, Mary, you
Richard, Aoi and Yuri start working on the sails. I'm going to get my equipment
unpacked and then I'll start cleaning out the Captain's quarters.

 Cidothy : You almost sound like a Captain Travis Whiner.

 Dorothid : Emphasis on the almost.

 Travis Whiner : I'll show you, I'm gonna be a real Captain by the time this vacation is over.
I'm going to be King of the Captains you'll see. You are going to help me right?

 Cidothy : It's my full time job Travis Whiner.

 Dorothid : How would you manage without us.

 *twenty minutes later*

 Travis Whiner : Cidothy, Dorothid I thought you two said you were going to help....

 Cidothy : We are.

 Travis Whiner : But, I'm doing all the work.

 Dorothid : And you're doing a good job, for once.

 Dani : Hey, could we get a hand with all this food?

 Niklas : Steve, Tigger could you guys go help the girls with the food?

 Packadermus : Uh, this is an old time sailing ship, so, why do we have a modern galley?

 Niklas : You know, I'm not quite sure about that, but I'm not exactly going to complain.

 Tigger : What is this? Fruit, vegetables, whole grain bread, organic eggs?

 Hachi : Excuse us for not wanting to eat canned salted grease for the next month.

 Niklas : No meat at all? I was looking forward to some beef. cakes.

 Ange : So was I, but I couldn't find any at all at the market.

 Hachi : Yeah, where the hell did Stella go, I didn't find any groove.

 Tigger : I can help you with that.

 Hachi :

 Travis Whiner : Cidothy, Dorothid, I'm going to the market to get something special
for everyone so we can celebrate.

 Cidothy : Celebrate what?

 Dorothid : You aren't coming back, is that what we're celebrating?

 Travis Whiner : No, I'm coming back.

 *at the market*

 Shady Dude : Hey, you look like you are getting ready to party. Here take these.
*holds up ugly odd looking fruits*

 Travis Whiner : What are those things, they don't look like anything I've ever seen?

 Shady Dude : They are rare tropical fruits. They taste good, don't worry.

 Travis Whiner : Well, I'm not sure, but they don't look dangerous. Alright I'll take em.
Oh do you have any booze? I need some booze too.

 Shady dude : You're a terrible tourist you know that? *hands over small barrels of booze.*

  Will Travis finally set sail? What is the name of this ship? Just why does an old time sailing ship

have a modern galley? Next Episode : You've poisoned your crew Travis Whiner.

[Jingai]

 Cast -

Cidothy - Cidz

Mary - Houdini

Packadermus - Brendan

Zack - CC-K

Tigger - J-Dubbz

Niklas - Hikki

Ange - Angel

D - Boxers

Aoi - Deacon

Yoshi - Gaynor

Yuri - Poke

Dani - Yuyu

Luna - Sense

Richard -Zonbaru

Hachi - Ali

Steve - Heero

Cameron - Stewie

[thanks for reading.]

[-Gaynor79-]

Oh this is gonna be good.

[DangerHikky]

Epic.

Oh god, I have a very strong feeling about what's going to happen next.

[cidthekittyisfun]

bad travis! dont eat the fruit dun give it to your crew

and hahaha lulz as always and lmao at dorothid and cidothys ness XD so cute ~

cant wait till they set sail for the seas!

[alikatt_25]

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Jingai wrote:

 Travis Whiner : Well, if it has been here for fifty years and not sunk yet,
I think it will still be floating tomorrow Cidothy.

---

unbelievable! he said something smart.

are they Devil's Fruit? >_> i bet they're Devil's Fruit lol.

[forgingaheart]

Rare tropical fruit...now just where have I heard that one before?

Hummmn, a modern gallery.  (BTW, do you think you pointed that clue out enough?)  Now I'm wondering if there is also a modern engine room hiding below decks, because if there is, the ship might actually be able to leave port.


@sense: I hope they do run into pirates or at least turn into pirates.  I'm also betting both warehouse get destroyed before this story is over.

See ya'll later, the old movie 'Support Your Local Sherrif' is coming on, followed by "Support Your Local Gunslinger." 

[-Gaynor79-]

This chapter needs it's own theme song! One Piece theme anyone? Or would this be more appropriate?

[ghostrek]

this reminds me of the office american or bristh  both are good and bosses are dumddumds