06-04-2009 11:34 AM
The last sweet drops of a protein-rich smoothie trickled down her slender throat. Paying the cashier, Poison exited Health on Earth, the most forboding health eatery in all the Internet. She felt the nutrients flush her orifices clean and invigorate the lithe woman with new energy for what was to come.
Poison had demanded that she be given this task alone. She had too long been deemed "a loose cannon" by many a cliche-spewing associate, but she was to make tonight her shining opus upon which to carve her name into history's throat. What lay down the alley she peered into now would change so much...FOREVER.
As her footsteps echoed in the cavernous berth of two derelict buildings, Poison's striped hair tingled along her finely-shaped scalp. It was a 4. It crawled along its black, wet belly as it attempted to bring her into the non-existence by which too many had already been devoured. But no worries. She simply released a special blend of poisons from the bottom of her back that not only killed the wretched creature but left a distinctive mark of festering asphalt that bubbled sadly in her wake. Poison cracked her neck and went on.
Finally, she had reached it. Already this unassuming picture of Reese Witherspoon's naked buttocks was beginning to shake, an eerie light escaping from the hole. Poison pulled out the Weringer Device from her cleavage and tapped in the code. Immediately, the cheeks opened up, and a head popped out. Then an arm and another one. Then two wings.
One of them had returned. And more were to follow.
[yeah, we shall fill in the holes later]
06-05-2009 04:29 PM
06-08-2009 11:44 AM
It's all original.
[because I'm an Original Gangster...patent pending]
06-08-2009 11:46 AM
Yes, it is.
[and written entirely sober, alas]
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