Delocated

[railroadengine]

This show has no production value, plot, point, entertainment value or realism.

Please stop wasting time. I'm sure Ted Turner will give you all the money you need to get REAL programming is you just ask.

After all, he was dumb enough to hire you to run part of a CARTOON ONLY channel.

[SwankyShiva]

Umm, Andrew WK hosts a live action show during the Cartoon Network time slots. And there are many other live action shows for kids before [as] airs. Also, Delocated does too have a plot, it's stated in the opening sequence. Also also, anime is teh lamezorz. Also also also, I am Ted Turner, and I love Delocated.

[neverkeepchangin11]

Delocated 4ever

[55]

There is no better place on television than [as] for Delocated.

[ZorakFan3271]

You're just jealous because Jon doesn't want to take you to a little place called the bone zone - and have a meat suite marathon, tonight - meat suite marathon feel alright

You're not the pillow at the meat suite 

[Mablak]

Delocated is shaping up to be the funniest live action on [as] along with T&E. I think what we should be asking is how it could really get any funnier.

It bugs me when [as] has such an unwatchable lineup of family guy, KOTH, etc and people want to get rid of genuinely good shows.

[ZorakFan3271]

This show is quite funny - I wouldn't rank it as the best adult swim show but it does have it's laughs.

I've only seen the first season and the first season 2 ep, but the show is growing on me. 

[TheHafk]

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railroadengine wrote:

This show has no production value, plot, point, entertainment value or realism.

Please stop wasting time. I'm sure Ted Turner will give you all the money you need to get REAL programming is you just ask.

After all, he was dumb enough to hire you to run part of a CARTOON ONLY channel.

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My face when I saw this post.

You just pulled the "CARTOON Network" card. This post isn't even worth the effort. I'm not even going to ska-pun it in disgust like I usually do with poorly made hate-posts on this show.

[railroadengine]

Poorly made hate posts against 'Delocated' just complement the poor production value and writing of 'Delocated.'

[railroadengine]

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ZorakFan3271 wrote:

You're just jealous because Jon doesn't want to take you to a little place called the bone zone - and have a meat suite marathon, tonight - meat suite marathon feel alright

You're not the pillow at the meat suite 

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That's the gayest thing I've ever read on the boards.

[railroadengine]

Knowing [as] the way I do, I actually agree with that statement.
It goes great with all the other **BOO**tily made shows on this channel.

[chelydra]

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TheHafk wrote:

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railroadengine wrote:

This show has no production value, plot, point, entertainment value or realism.

Please stop wasting time. I'm sure Ted Turner will give you all the money you need to get REAL programming is you just ask.

After all, he was dumb enough to hire you to run part of a CARTOON ONLY channel.

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My face when I saw this post.

You just pulled the "CARTOON Network" card. This post isn't even worth the effort. I'm not even going to ska-pun it in disgust like I usually do with poorly made hate-posts on this show.

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I just realized that the "Cartoon Network" argument is this sites equilivant to Godwin's Law.  Not that there were any strong points in that post.

IMHO Delocated is [as]'s best original live-action show hands down.

[SwankyShiva]

This hate-post became a hate-the-hater-post.

[Explosivo_420]

That's funny, if that's really how you see the world.

Ted Turner just put out an ad "NEEDS SOMEONE TO RUIN CHANNEL, BENEFITS AND VACATION DAYS INCLUDED"

and then the cavalrous group of misfits known as "ADULT SWIM" showed up and said "LET'S fuuuuuudge **BOO** UP? WHERE ARE WE? CARTOON!!! NETWORK? WELL LET'S AIR SOME LIVE ACTION CRAP. AND SHOW ANIME FOR YEARS EVEN THOUGH ONLY 12 NERDS WATCH IT AT A TIME."

and here we are.

Thanks Ted!

[ramo200]

ITT: People who whine about shows to make their e-peen bigger and to justify their lack of the real thing.

[almity_carLAAC]

I WILL 'DELOCATE' BOTH YOUR SHOULDERS FROM THEIR SOCKETS AND DELOCATE YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR SHOULDERS IF YOU DONT STOP BADMOUTHING MY FAVE SHOW DUMMY !!

GO BACK TO WATCHING YOUR G.AY-A$$ ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT DVD'S AND LEAVE THE FUNNY STUFF ALONE !!

[railroadengine]

I will as long as you promise to stop drinking and doing crack.
Srsly. I'd NEED a couple of drinks to watch this.

[railroadengine]

That is EXACTLY!!! What happened.

[Dark_Lord_Khrima]

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railroadengine wrote:

This show has no realism.

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Yeah, I thought this was supposed to be a documentary on some guy in the witness protection program and all I got was people in ski masks and some guy who looks vaguly like Eugene Mirman. What gives?

[railroadengine]

I bumped into an episode where the whitness protection people were in a talent competition. WTF???

Why would the witness protection program allow witnesses in hiding to meet each other?

[funky_branca]

They wouldn't.
That's the joke.

[ZorakFan3271]

They were wearing ski masks and had vocal surgeries so it's not like they could identify each other's voices and faces. Seriously questioning the realism of just about any adult swim show is pretty **BOO** pointless. 

[TheHafk]

Why would the witness protection program allow the witness to be in a reality show?

The whole show is absurd and surreal. Just because it is live action doesn't mean it is realistic, nor does it have to be realistic. In fact, that's why Delocated works on Adult Swim, it is so, for lack of better words, "out there." My favorite part about the show is that while it is so absurd and crazy, it is very dry in execution. This dry humor almost makes it even crazier. Then you add on Sergei and an expanded and focused plot (Thanks to the 30 minute runtime), and the show just gets better. Season 2 added so much more depth to the show. In a way, it kind of saved it. It certainly has more fans now than it did before.

It may not have massive viewer numbers, but they would be foolish to get rid of Delocated. As of right now, It's only getting better.

[Dark_Lord_Khrima]

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railroadengine wrote:
I bumped into an episode where the whitness protection people were in a talent competition. WTF???

Why would the witness protection program allow witnesses in hiding to meet each other?

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I know right? And there was also that episode with the totilla hats. What if Kim gets hungry? Won't she end up eating all the merchandise. That's just not a viable bussiness plan.

[SwankyShiva]

Part of finding a show funny is UNDERSTANDING the humor. I guess this show is just over a lot of people's heads, though I don't know why. I'm not a **BOO** genius and I can see so much lawlz in this show.