Delocated

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Welcome to the Delocated Wiki!


The go-to place for episode and character information.

Feel free to make any suggestions in the wiki discussion thread (possible spoilers!)

1.)  Episode Guide

2.)  Main Characters

• "Jon"
• "Susan"
• "David"
• Mike
• Yvgeny Mirminsky
• Kim
• Ryan
• Mighty Joe Jon the Black Blonde
• Sergei Mirminsky
• Todd Barry
• Mr.Mirminsky

3.)  Side Characters

• Jay
• Paul Rudd
• Seth Goldstein
• Chris
• Ray
• Mark
• Jay (#2)
• Nicky


4.)  "Jon's" New York Career

5.)  The World Of Delocated


Even when we get more things in here, this will never be a finished work.

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Episode Guide

Episode Number	Title	Description
		SEASON 1
101	Pilot	"Jon" and his family are moved to New York City by the Witness Protection Program to star in their own reality show.
102	Bar Mitzvah	With his life falling apart, "Jon" attends his son "David's" Bar Mitzvah.
103	Good Buds	Mike is fired as "Jon"'s bodyguard so they can be full-time friends.
104	Rage Cage	"Jon" opens a new business and meets his new girlfriend.
105	The Soother	While "Jon" finds success making recordings for children, Yvgeny has trouble in his career as a hit man/stand up comedian.
106	Members Only	"Jon" joins a local country club and is faced with unexpected bigotry.
107	Sick Of It!	Tired of always being follwed by cameras, "Jon" tries to take a break.
		SEASON 2. Started airing August 22nd, 2010
201	Decoys	New season, new producer, new assasin. And even more ski masks.
202	Conversions	"Jon"'s sanity and Yvgeny's comedy career hang in the balance.
203	Dog Mayor	"Jon" parleys a sandwich shop gig into a run for (a nonexistant) office.
204	Mixer	Kim spies on "Jon" at the Annual Witness Protection Mixer.
205	Jon He Does It	"Jon"'s attempt to pitch a hidden camera show goes awry.
206	Mole	"Jon" infiltrates the Mirminsky family.
207	Kim's Krafts	Kim starts her own business.
208	'Fidence	Jay is paralyzed after taking a bullet for "Jon". In gratitude "Jon" tries to nurse Jay back to health.
209	Tap	"Jon" reunites with his long-lost twin brother.
210	RV B&B	The network starts cutting the budget.
211	"David"'s Girlfriend	"Jon" forms a club with "Susan"'s other ex's. "David" also has a new girlfriend.
212	Coma	"Jon" is under pressure to make his season finale a ratings hit.

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"Jon"

 
 
Played by Jon Glaser
Former architect and mob informant.
His life in the Witness Protection Program is the basis for a new reality TV show

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"Susan"

 
 
Played by Nadia Dajani
"Jon"'s estranged wife. She and "Jon" frequently butt heads.
"Susan" is currently dating Chris.

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"David"

 
 
Played by Jacob Kogan
"David" is the son of "Jon" and "Susan". "David" has a New York girlfriend.

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Mike

 
 
Played by Kevin Dorff
"Jon"'s first bodyguard. Briefly fired and then rehired as a friend, then fired as a friend and hired as an unfriend, and then rehired again. He is on an "agent first, friend second" basis with "Jon".

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Yvgeny Mirminsky

 
Played by Eugene Mirman
A hitman for the Russian mob assigned to assassinate “Jon”
Struggling to balance making his father proud with his passion for stand-up comedy
Has his own Delocated spin-off called YVGENY! (in the context of the show).

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Kim

 
 
Played by Zoe Lister-Jones
"Jon"'s girlfriend after "Susan" leaves him.

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Ryan

Kim's brother. Receives some prudent business advice from "Jon".
He seems to disapprove of "Jon" and Kim's relationship.

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Mr. Mirminsky

 
 
Harsh crime boss. Is frequently disappointed in Yvgeny's failures to kill "Jon".
He would rather see his son hurt than his Siberian Huskies.

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Jay

 
 
Appeared in: Pilot, Bar Mitzvah
Doorman to "Jon's" apartment. He is very self-conscious about his moustache.

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Paul Rudd

Appeared in: Pilot
Special guest appearence as himself
 
"Jon" bumps into him while shopping for clothes.
HE WAS IN HOUSE HUNTING!

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Seth Goldstein

 
 
Network VP of production.
Network executive for both Delocated and YVGENY!.

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Chris

 
 
"Susan" and "David's" Federal agent.
After "Jon" and "Susan's" divorce, Chris and "Susan" enter a romantic relationship, much to the chagrin of "Jon."

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Ray

 
 
Leader of the Black Caddy Association.
Declared "Jon" an honorary black man after he refused to change the color of his ski mask.

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Mark

 
Appeared in: Sick of It!
 Mark agrees to briefly impersonate "Jon" after quickly becoming friends with him.
He was the proud owner of a candy apple red Dodge Durango.

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Mighty Joe Jon the Black Blonde

 
 
Delocated's network executive starting Season Two.
Author of such books as "100 GREAT RE-ACKS" and the upcoming "Things That Make You Go Frrt."

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Sergei Mirminsky

 
 
Unlike his silly and fun loving brother Yvgeny, Sergei is a cold blooded assassin who is committed to getting the job done.
At the beginning of Season 2 he takes control of the assassination of "Jon".

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Todd Barry

 
 
Yvgeny's friend and fellow comedian.
He hangs out at the Russian Social Club at Brighton Beach, Brooklyn.

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Jay (#2)

 
 
After the original Jay quits, this Jay becomes the new doorman.
He is also very self-conscious about his mustache.

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Nicky

 
 
Nicky is the owner of Nicky's Grinder's.
He is behind such popular sandwiches as "The Hamchurian Candidate".
He treats "Jon" as if he were his son.

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"Jon"'s New York Career
 
Copy Town Copy Shop

 
Appeared in: Pilot, Good Buds, Rage Cage
The location of Jon's first job upon arriving in New York City. Rick is the manager of this store. Helped out with David's Bar Mitzvah. After an argument with Rick, Jon quits the copy shop job and this place is never seen again.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Rage Cage

“Jon"’s own business. A place where you pay money to smash things. The idea was conceived when “Jon” was sitting in the park, wearing these dynamite slacks, when some idiot spilled his drink all over them, and Jon didn’t have anything to take his rage out on.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Nappng Sounds With "Jon"

"Jon" learns that his digitally altered voice can lull babies to sleep.
So he records a CD which becomes a hit with mothers of young children.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Nicky's Grinders

Sandwich shop solely owned and operated by Nicky for many years.
"Jon" is a huge fan, and eats there every single day.
Nicky, who admires "Jon"s dedication and appreciation of sandwiches lets "Jon" work here.

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The World of Delocated
 
Yvgeny!

 
Vygeny! is a spin-off reality show of Delocated.
It centers upon Vygeny Mirminsky's struggles to assassinate "Jon" and become a hit stand up comedian.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
100 Great "RE-ACKS"

By Mighty Joe Jon, The Black Blonde.
Details how to improve your Re-Acks.
Good for reality TV stars and actors alike.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Grief Jerky

From Greggson Foods.
The first in a line of "Jon"-inspired snacks.
"It's not beef jerky; it's Grief Jerky! ©"