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SwimLegend
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Shizuo Heiwajima Facts thread

Shizuo Heiwajima once killed two stones with one bird.

 

A cop once pulled Shizuo Heiwajima over for speeding....The cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

 

Shizuo Heiwajima can cut through a hot knife with butter.

 

Shizuo Heiwajima can slam a revolving door.

 

Shizuo Heiwajima once visited the virgin islands. They are now just called the islands.

 

In his will Shizuo Heiwajima specified that if he dies, he will bury himself.

 

Shizuo Heiwajima can operate a supercomputer from an etch-a-sketch .

 

Shizuo Heiwajima can squeeze Orange Juice form a Lemon.

 

Shizuo Heiwajima can strangle you with a cordless phone.

 

 

 

 

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win—and it can—then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace. —Royal Tart Toter.
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:smileyvery-happy: That reminded me of this.

 

 

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I smell Chuck Norris in this thread.

 

Though, Shizuo is the Chuck Norris of anime. :smileytongue:

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This is just epic. *drools*

Spoiler
How could he not think a women would want him?

GlitterCupcakes sprinkled Glitter all over myname, while playing with our kitty ZeroStralem. empty_cookie_jar gave me cookies, and I shared them with ghostofdark, who is my bestie. AliciaFlorence is too cute. diddygt bottled my heart, but only because it had melted from Roguee. Valiente16 claimed my trust, while Doxie ran away with my love for InuYasha. Crushie ran away with my pizza :smileysad: , while TrigunBebop marked a special spot in my life. Tetsu is my fuk buddy, and Kehotik is my brother. Vodka is the man, and alligatorxjane is the woman. Duzi took my 12 oz Mouse mug, and auctioned it to hikki. GeminiShamrock and YazmineR ran away and took all my cowboy boots!simpleanime is just cool, and Skiles has a cute puppy. Odin is the man, and is my Mod Bestie. SwimApollo swam across the Nile, and boonduck won my friendship. Bow Down to MoonGoddess17 and Jingai! Awesome people are polexia, superking09, MoreAnime, LoverDemon, and _Star_Wolf_ ^__^ number1animefan is my IB Lover, and kudos to ooplmahc-iarumas! I heart nekotoS74R!
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Spoiler
that woman would have to equal him in strength :smileyvery-happy:
"TINY MINISKIRTS"
-Roy Mustang at his greatest

"I hate violence"
-Shizuo Heiwajima (Durarara)
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That's awesome :smileyvery-happy:

"Don't be ridiculous. You must have me mistaken for someone else. I didn't come here so we could paint each others' toe nails like it was some kind of slumber party. I came here to kick your ass." -Renji

Loly: "How did you get in here anyway?"
Grimmjow: "What do you mean how? Through the wall of course!"
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When Shizuo Heiwajima Runs with scissors other people get hurt.

 

Shizuo Heiwajima does not sleep he waits.

 

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Shizuo Heiwajima could use to kill you, including the room itself.

 

Shizuo Heiwajima is the only man to have ever beaten a brick wall in a game of tennis.

 

When Shizuo Heiwajima donates blood he declines using a syringe, and instead asks for a handgun and a bucket.

 

Shizuo Heiwajima can set ant on fire with a magnifying glass at night.

 

 

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win—and it can—then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace. —Royal Tart Toter.
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HardcoreHunter wrote:

 

Shizuo Heiwajima can set ant on fire with a magnifying glass at night.


This one's my favorite :smileyvery-happy:

 

Also, yay for your Shizuo icon! :smileyhappy:

"Don't be ridiculous. You must have me mistaken for someone else. I didn't come here so we could paint each others' toe nails like it was some kind of slumber party. I came here to kick your ass." -Renji

Loly: "How did you get in here anyway?"
Grimmjow: "What do you mean how? Through the wall of course!"
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When Shizuo Heiwajima passed he became Kenpachi Zaraki.

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win—and it can—then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace. —Royal Tart Toter.
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Ok...now that one is my new favorite :smileyvery-happy:

"Don't be ridiculous. You must have me mistaken for someone else. I didn't come here so we could paint each others' toe nails like it was some kind of slumber party. I came here to kick your ass." -Renji

Loly: "How did you get in here anyway?"
Grimmjow: "What do you mean how? Through the wall of course!"
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HardcoreHunter wrote:

 

Shizuo Heiwajima once visited the virgin islands. They are now just called the islands.

 

In his will Shizuo Heiwajima specified that if he dies, he will bury himself.

 

 

 


:smileyvery-happy:

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HardcoreHunter wrote:

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Shizuo Heiwajima could use to kill you, including the room itself.

 

When Shizuo Heiwajima donates blood he declines using a syringe, and instead asks for a handgun and a bucket.



Pure genius.

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Best thing to sum up this thread, in my interpretation. You don't mess with the Shizou unless you're Izaya
Personal quotes;Cloud:" I got a few things, to settle with you. ".From now on i will post a quote from anything anime, video games, movies, tv shows. So this sig would have some purpose. However, i don't think i'll be commited so don't expect much just that it'll remain a normal sig. come join the fanclub ­

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>Lilynette FC.



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The best damned pet i ever had. OA I know you probably think i have no soul here but i do have a heart.

We had a good 13 years together now i can cherish them.
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When Shizuo Heiwajima enters a room he doesn't turn on the lights he turns off the darkness.

 

When Shizuo Heiwajima looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Shizuo Heiwajima and Shizuo Heiwajima 

 

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Shizuo Heiwajima can throw Brett Favre even further.



The last digit of pi is Shizuo Heiwajima . He is the end of all things.



A man once shot at Shizuo Heiwajima and said he missed, but we all know that the bullet dodged for it's own safety.

 

Shizuo Heiwajima can do a wheelie on a unicycle.



Shizuo Heiwajima destroyed the periodic table, because Shizuo Heiwajima only recognizes the element of surprise. 

 

With the rising cost of gasoline, Shizuo Heiwajima is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

 

The band Disturbed used to be called I'm Fine until they saw Shizuo Heiwajima .

 

 



This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win—and it can—then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace. —Royal Tart Toter.
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HardcoreHunter wrote:

Shizuo Heiwajima destroyed the periodic table, because Shizuo Heiwajima only recognizes the element of surprise. 

 

The band Disturbed used to be called I'm Fine until they saw Shizuo Heiwajima .


:smileyvery-happy:

 

 

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Shizuo Haiwajima divided by zero and got a result.
I'm the banterer of banterers.
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Shizuo Heiwajima once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. 

 

Outer Space exists because it is afraid to live on the same planet as Shizuo Heiwajima.

 

Shizuo Heiwajima puts the laughter in manslaughter.

 

Shizuo Heiwajima doesn't know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

 

Shizuo Heiwajima does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Shizuo Heiwajima goes killing.

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win—and it can—then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace. —Royal Tart Toter.
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Shizuo Heiwajima doesn't need a GPS. He tells the GPS where the f*ck to go.
I'm the banterer of banterers.
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Spoiler
Shizuo is not really interested in a relationship with anyone whatsoever. Because he thinks he's basically unloveable.

GlitterCupcakes sprinkled Glitter all over myname, while playing with our kitty ZeroStralem. empty_cookie_jar gave me cookies, and I shared them with ghostofdark, who is my bestie. AliciaFlorence is too cute. diddygt bottled my heart, but only because it had melted from Roguee. Valiente16 claimed my trust, while Doxie ran away with my love for InuYasha. Crushie ran away with my pizza :smileysad: , while TrigunBebop marked a special spot in my life. Tetsu is my fuk buddy, and Kehotik is my brother. Vodka is the man, and alligatorxjane is the woman. Duzi took my 12 oz Mouse mug, and auctioned it to hikki. GeminiShamrock and YazmineR ran away and took all my cowboy boots!simpleanime is just cool, and Skiles has a cute puppy. Odin is the man, and is my Mod Bestie. SwimApollo swam across the Nile, and boonduck won my friendship. Bow Down to MoonGoddess17 and Jingai! Awesome people are polexia, superking09, MoreAnime, LoverDemon, and _Star_Wolf_ ^__^ number1animefan is my IB Lover, and kudos to ooplmahc-iarumas! I heart nekotoS74R!
Special Shout-outs to: MafiaFlood/Your_Master, SwimOnLand, Pyro, KateEyes, Sohadow_Swordsman, Texy, NaCIO, TheGreatUrameshi13, perfect_alex, spunkjockey, flutie, tuttle, Ravie, DubV, farnsworth, foryouwhynot, and many other members who have inspired me. XD
Don't forget my buddy, lilshonenbat

My YouTube full of AMVS :smileyhappy:

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Shizuo Heiwajima can outrun his own shadow.

 

Shizuo Heiwajima can make fire by rubbing together two ice cubes.

 

Shizuo Heiwajima doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.

 

Ghost sit around a campfire and tell Shizuo Heiwajima stories.

 

The fear of spiders is called arachnophobia.  The fear of close spaces is called claustrophobia.  The fear of Shizuo Heiwajima is called logic.



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Ahaaa! :smileyvery-happy:
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I can believe it's not butter. <_<

If I could leave the DRRR!!-verse, I'd go chill with Misaka and Reki.
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There are two types of people in this world.
Those who have gotten their ass kicked by Shizuo Heiwajima and those he hasn't met.
I'm the banterer of banterers.
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its once said that shizous tears could cure cancer.

to bad he never cries.


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Shizuo Heiwajima has found the cure to all diseases and a new form of energy, but he has never told anyone.

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win—and it can—then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace. —Royal Tart Toter.