Durarara!!

[cidthekittyisfun]

Everywhere Shizuo goes, it's night, because the Sun is afraid of Shizuo.

[HardcoreHunter]

Goes where???? Like to the bathroom? Why is the sun what I don't even???

[HardcoreHunter]

Nevermind I get it *face palm*

[Roxas666]

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cidthekittyisfun wrote:
Everywhere Shizuo goes, it's night, because the Sun is afraid of Shizuo.

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Love this one

[EYEBREEL]

Once, Shizuo Heiwajima came to America.  He went on a camping trip with a few friends but his lunch was stolen.  Bigfoot hasn't been seen since...

[Crazy_Anime_Punk]

These are all great.

[EYEBREEL]

Shizuo Heiwajima wakes his alarm clock each morning.

Shizuo Heiwajima doesn't need a watch.  He decideds what time it is.

[Crazy_Anime_Punk]

If Shizuo Heiwajima were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.

[HardcoreHunter]

Shizuo Heiwajima doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he throws something heavy

[Crazy_Anime_Punk]

Good one.

[HardcoreHunter]

Shizuo Heiwajima wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from his eyes.

[Crazy_Anime_Punk]

If Shizuo Heiwajima were to punch you in the face, you’d have to fight off the urge to thank him.

[PORNOJUMPSTART]

Shizuo Heiwajima farts rainbows and kittens.

Shizuo Heiwajima does not know MATH.
MATH knows Shizuo Heiwajima.