Then they'd go on an epic journey across teh interwebz to try and figure out what a ciddeh is. Finally they'd figure it out and be like "O Great Ciddeh, you must educate me on the usage of the ciddeh words!" and you'd be like "No my apprentice, you have not proven yourself ready to be entrusted with such a thing yet. The ciddehspeak is a great responsibility, if it falls into the wrong hands it could be used to commit the ultimate evil!" And they'd go "And what is this ultimate evil?!" And you'd be like "It's unspeakable...they would rewrite reality so that hawt anime men never existed!"
I guess I'll have to make an LJ to get some of those icons. I have a few LJ accounts already but I don't remember the login information on them.
@CAP: Episode 3 is actually the first one where Shizzy is formally introduced (via throwing a trash receptacle at Izaya's face, which I would like to nominate for one of the best character intros ever). Episode 2 really gives you an idea of like Izaya's personality and outlook on the world, though.
@EYEBREEL: Honestly I think Izaya perfectly fits the definition of a sociopath. All it took was the 2nd episode for me to conclude that.