Eagleheart

[itsacoaster]

User Created Wiki Submissions
Character and Episode Guides

Welcome to the Eagleheart wiki submissions! Here, you can exchange your Eagleheart knowledge and writing prowess for fabulous prizes! What prizes, you ask? We are giving away sig images in two sizes, and exactly ONE custom rank while it lasts! Okay, I know you're chomping at the bit to earn one of our fabulous prizes, but unfortunately since I rule with an iron fist, there have to be... rules.

HERE ARE THE RULES.
Failure to comply by the rules will result in raspberries blown in your general direction!

Here's the game we're playing

This event lets you submit your own episode summaries and character descriptions for the Eagleheart board's not-really-official User-Created Wiki. There are multiple kinds of submissions: Heroes, Villains, Other Characters, and Episodes. There is a full list of possible submissions in the next post. Each kind of submission is worth a certain number of points. Bonus points can also be earned by submitting an image to go along with your submission. Once you earn enough points, you are eligible for one of our fabulous prizes. Read further for more details.

General Guidelines for Submissions

• The submissions shall be written in prose using good spelling and grammar. (No limericks, sorry!) Feel free to let readers hear your voice in your descriptions. If you're a rabid Eagleheart fan, let it show! The more original your entry, the better.
• The submissions MUST be your own original work, not copied from Wikipedia or anywhere else.
• Before you start writing, sign up for the character and episode descriptions in this thread so nobody ends up doing extra work for nothing.
• Please use one post per submission. If you're submitting five entries, use one post per entry for a total of five posts. The reason for this will become clear later.
• Your entry will be rejected if, in my sole judgment, it is of exceedingly poor quality. If it's an unclear submission full of simple sentences apparently intended to breeze your way to a fabulous prize, it will be rejected. But this should be no problem. Just give it a little effort and you'll be OK. I'm not looking for the next Shakespeare, here.

Requirements and Scoring for Submissions

As said before, there are four different categories for submissions. They are described below, and a full list is in the sign-up sheet in the second post of this thread. You can also score bonus points by submitting an appropriate image with your submission. In the case of characters, we will resize the images to 80x80 to be included in the official avatar collection.

Heroes: 3 points each
These are Eagleheart's main characters: Chris, Brett, Susie, and Chief. There is quite a bit to say about these characters, so your character description must be at least 5 sentences long.
Bonus: Submit a 150x150 image of the character to go along with your submission for 1 bonus point.

Villains: 2 points each
These are the one-shot characters that appear in each episode, opposing Chris and the Marshals. Because their appearances are somewhat brief, their descriptions should only need 2-3 sentences.
Bonus: Submit a 150x150 image of the character to go along with your submission for 1 bonus point.
ANOTHER BONUS: If the character met his/her demise or was otherwise done away with, include how that fate was met for an extra 0.5 bonus point.

Other Characters: 2 points each
These include recurring characters, and one-shot characters that are not really "villains." These character submissions should also be 2-3 sentences long.
Bonus: Submit a 150x150 image of the character to go along with your submission for 1 bonus point.
ANOTHER BONUS: If the character met his/her demise or was otherwise done away with, include how that fate was met for an extra 0.5 bonus point.

Episodes: 4 points each
These should be detailed episode summaries, but not so detailed as to put readers to sleep. At least 7 sentences should do the trick.
Bonus: Submit a representative 480x270 screenshot from the episode for 1 bonus point.

More Bonus Points - Submit Avatars
If you have writer's block, here's another way to score points. Submit 5 original avatars to our collection to receive 3 bonus points. Your 5 avatars are in addition to ones you may have submitted along with a character description. This is a one-time thing--only 3 points will be awarded this way per user. Be sure to read the linked thread for rules on avatar submissions.

Fabulous Prizes

Ah, yes, THIS is what you've been waiting for. The points you accumulate (we'll round up any 0.5) can be used for the following fabulous prizes:

• 18 points get you a "small sig image," up to 100px high by 200 px wide.
• 36 points get you a "large sig image," up to 100px high by 500 px wide. Alternatively, you may choose to have two 100x200 images.
• If you reach 36 points, and the custom rank has not been awarded, you may choose the custom rank as your prize. The first user that gets to 36 points and wants the rank gets the only one we offer.

Restrictions on sig images

(copied from my Lucy event)

Since this is a corporate board, the admins need to be very picky about which images are displayed. Your sig image MUST be an image of (or derived from) a current Adult Swim property, an image you personally own, or an image you have permission from the author to use. If you are using an image with permission, please keep proof of the permission handy. All images will be pre-approved by SwimHumbug before they are embedded in your signature. Please do our friends still on dial-up a favor, and make the file size of your image as small as you can. (If you are using Photoshop, this can be accomplished by going to File -> Save for Web.)

Your image must also conform to the Terms of Service. That means: no obscene language, no gore, no nudity, etc.

Users cannot normally add images to their signatures. As a result of this, once the image is embedded, you cannot change your signature without first removing the image. So before asking for your image to be embedded, make sure your signature is exactly the way you want it. If you know exactly where you want your image to be placed, please be specific and SwimHumbug will try to accommodate your request. By default, it will be left-justified.

Also, this almost goes without saying, but I'll spell it out anyway: do not abuse this privilege. If you try to swap out an image for one that is not approved, someone WILL notice, and you risk getting the image removed, or worse.

TL;DR SUMMARY

• Read all the rules
• Sign up to write episode or character summaries (see next post for sign up list)
• Each submission scores points, with bonus points possible (see Rules for guidelines and scoring)
• 18 points get you a small sig image; 36 points get you a large sig image (see Rules for details)
• First user to 36 points who asks for a custom rank gets it

That's it!

If you have any questions please ask. Otherwise, happy writing!

[itsacoaster]

Sign-up List and Scorecard

yellow = claimed
green = complete

Heroes - 3 points each + bonus

Chris Monsanto
played by Chris Elliot

Brett Mobley
played by Brett Gelmer

Susie Wagner
played by Maria Thayer

Chief
played by Michael Gladis

Villains - 2 points each + bonus

Vargas
Played by Roger Guenveur Smith
Appeared in Episode 1 - Get Worse Soon

Neil Phipps - claimed by noobull
Played by Brett Rickaby
Appeared in Episode 2 - Creeps
Score:

The Baron - claimed by TheHafk
Played by Time Winters
Appeared in Episode 3 - Master of Da'Skies
Score:

Cyrus Barnaby
Played by Donovan Scott
Appeared in Episode 4 - Me Llamo Justice

Dominic Saldivar
Played by Ramon Franco
Appeared in Episode 4 - Me Llamo Justice

Sandra - claimed by noobull
Played by Alice Lunsford
Appeared in Episode 5 - Death Punch
Score:

Leopold Pike - claimed by noobull
Played by Ben Bray
Appeared in Episode 5 - Death Punch
Score:

The Conti Twins Danny and Joshie
Danny played by Thomas Furlano
Joshie played by Nicholas Furlano
Appeared in Episode 6 - Double Your Displeasure

Chuck, the swinger - claimed by noobull
Played by Dennis Cockrum
Appeared in Episode 7 - Chris, Susie, Brett, and Malice

Score: N/A

Arnold Blanth - claimed by noobull
Played by Josh Fadem
Appeared in Episode 8 - Susie's Song

Score: N/A

Doolan
Played by Peter Woodward
Appeared in Episode 9 - Human Bat

The Conductor - claimed by noobull
Played by Perry Barndt
Appeared in Episode 10 - Once in a Wattle
Score:

Lulu
Played by Ellia English
Appeared in Episode 12 - A Mug of Chili and a Bowl of Death

Novato
Played by Stephan Duvall
Appeared in Episode 12 - A Mug of Chili and a Bowl of Death

Other Characters - 2 points each + bonus

DanJoshie Conti
Played by Nicholas Furlano
Appeared in Episode 6 - Double Your Displeasure and Episode 8 - Susie's Song

Dr. Gardner - claimed by TheHafk
Played by Pete Gardner
Appeared in Episode 8 - Susie's Song, Episode 10 - Once in a Wattle, and Episode 12 - A Mug of Chili and a Bowl of Death

Brady, the lobster marshal
Played by Frank Smiley
Appeared in Episode 9 - Human Bat

Mickey Rooney - claimed by noobull
As himself
Appeared in Episode 10 - Once in a Wattle
Score:

Sebastian - claimed by noobull
Played by Robert Pike
Appeared in Episode 11 - Danger: Mountain Lions
Score:

Paprika - claimed by noobull
Appeared in Episode 11 - Danger: Mountain Lions
Score: 0 (pro bono--thanks!)

Episodes - 4 points each + bonus

Episode 1 - Get Worse Soon - itsacoaster
Written by Michael Koman
Premiered: February 3, 2011

Episode 2 - Creeps - claimed by noobull
Written by Andrew Weinberg
Premiered: February 10, 2011
Score:

Episode 3 - Master of Da'Skies - claimed by TheHafk
Written by Andrew Weinberg
Premiered: February 17, 2011
Score:

Episode 4 - Me Llamo Justice - itsacoaster
Written by Jason Woliner
Premiered: February 24, 2011

Episode 5 - Death Punch - claimed by noobull
Written by Jason Woliner
Premiered: March 3, 2011
Score:

Episode 6 - Double Your Displeasure
Written by Andrew Weinberg
Premiered: March 10, 2011

Episode 7 - Chris, Susie, Brett, and Malice - claimed by noobull
Written by Andrew Weinberg
Premiered: March 17, 2011

Score: N/A

Episode 8 - Susie's Song - claimed by noobull
Written by Andy Blitz
Premiered: March 24, 2011

Score: N/A

Episode 9 - Human Bat
Written by Michael Koman
Premiered: March 31, 2011

Episode 10 - Once in a Wattle - claimed by noobull
Written by Greg Cohen
Premiered: April 7, 2011
Score:

Episode 11 - Danger: Mountain Lions - claimed by noobull
Written by Greg Cohen
Premiered: April 14, 2011
Score:

Episode 12 - A Mug of Chili and a Bowl of Death
Written by Michael Koman
Premiered: April 21, 2011

[itsacoaster]

Final Scoreboard and Winners' Circle

noobull - CUSTOM RANK WINNER!!

TheHafk

[noobuII]

Hmmm.... where to start....

I think I'll begin by claiming 

Episode 11 - Danger: Mountain Lions

Also, I should be able to provide images for other users that don't have image-making abilities. For free.

[Submission is ready, will wait for thread ]

[itsacoaster]

Sounds great! And we'll wait for a little while before we know for sure what images are needed. I have the capability to provide images as well, so maybe we can split the work.

[noobuII]

I edited in the contribution into my other post, is that what we're supposed to do?

Anyway, let me also claim the minor character Sebastian (Robert Pike), from that episode. I'll do that later.

[itsacoaster]

I will end up removing all of the submissions from this thread and merging them into a new one, so if you could just post the submission by itself right here in this thread, I'd appreciate it.

[itsacoaster]

In addition to that, I plan on formatting each post to be consistent, so it's easiest just to put the submission in one post, and nothing else.

You don't need a new thread for it, posting in this thread is preferable.

[noobuII]

Submission for: Episode 11 - Danger: Mountain Lions

Spoiler

Upon warning some locals about the dangers of mountain lions, Chris Monsanto and Brett discover that the lions have not been seen in the area for weeks. Monsanto goes on a search for Paprika, a mountain lion Monsanto describes as "the bestest friend" he ever had, despite Paprika mauling his wife and lover to death. While in a vacant lions' den, a Chinese take-out box is disovered, and Monsanto, along with Brett and Susie, go to a Chinese restaurant to investigate. There, Monsanto discovers a portal to an underground world that only the Chinese can pass through. Hitching a ride on a Chinese waiter, Monsanto enters and meets Sebastian (Robert Pike), who tells Chris that the people he recognizes as "Chinese" are actually "ordinary looking" people protecting the earth from enemy forces. Not getting information about the missing mountain lions, Monsanto punches Sebastian and escapes. While fleeing, Monsanto discovers the Ruby of Life, which is surrounded by numerous chained-up mountain lions. Monsanto frees them, only to discover that the lions were protecting the ruby from the Jews, who are rock people that live underground. With hope seemingly lost, Paprika enters, sending the Rock Jews back into the walls of the cave. Afterward, Monsanto and Paprika share a tender moment.

image for episode

Also, maybe Paprika could be considered a character.......?

Score:

[noobuII]

Submission for Other Characters: Sebastian

Spoiler

Sebastian is the Emperor of the Chinese people. He is the guardian of the ancient Chinese secrets known by the "select billion." His people, with the help of mountain lions, protect the Ruby of Life from enemy forces, including Rock Jews. Sebastian looks like an "ordinary" person, though when speaking he occasionally speaks broken English.

wiki character image

avatar-size version

Score:

[itsacoaster]

Congratulations on scoring the first eight points in the game!

[TheHafk]

I must say, I'm loving all of these points.

I want to take "Master of Da'Skies",and The Baron for now.


And Dr. Gardner AKA the amazing Doc Shades.

[itsacoaster]

You got 'em.

And how did I know you were gonna take Doc Shades?

[noobuII]

Hafk clearly had dibs on Doc Shades.

My claims for today are:

Epidsode 10 - Once in a Wattle

Mickey Rooney

The Conductor

[itsacoaster]

Hey, you could win a fabulous prize with these entries right here.

And here I was worried this game would be too hard.

[noobuII]

Make no mistake.... I want that grand prize.

[TheHafk]

Episode 3: Skycrime

Spoiler

The skies have turned red after the aeronautical madman known as The Baron exploits a loophole in crime law to create his own palace of crime called Skytopia. With the laws of the ground preventing him from stopping The Baron, Chris Monsanto has to strap on a jet pack and take to the skies. The Baron soon realizes what Monsanto is up to, and manages to kidnap Susie and Brett and hold them in Skytopia, his own hydrogen blimp. Monsanto has no choice but to fly up to The Baron's palace of crime and save his partners. Upon arrival at Skytopia, Monsanto quickly works up a disguise and manages to get into The Baron's inner circle. The marshals almost make a break for it until The Baron catches Monsanto. The fight ends rather quickly as Monsanto manages to toss The Baron out of skytopia and onto pavement. Monsanto lights up a cigar and triumphantly blows up Skytopia with great disregard of the passengers still on it.

Episode Image

80x80 Icon Size 

Score:

[TheHafk]

Villian: The Baron

Spoiler

The Baron, master of the skies, is an evil mastermind who manages to find a loophole in the law to pursue his criminal interests. Using his hydrogen blimp Skytopia as a base, he sends his minions out to conduct drug deals with the people on the ground. After a fight with Chris Monsanto, The Barons was thrown out of Skytopia and plummeted to his death on the ground below.

Character Image

80x80 Icon Size 

Score:

[noobuII]

Submission for Episode 10: Once in a Wattle

Spoiler

U.S. Marshal Chris Monsanto is awakened from his sleep at a crime scene, and is informed of about the disappearance of numerous elderly people. Monsanto is transformed by Dr. Gardner into an old man, as part of a undercover sting dubbed "Old Man Monsanto." Chris then meets Bud, who takes Monsanto out to lunch with his friends Jerome and Fred. While eating, they hear some appealing music, and the four go to investigate, finding a flight of stairs leading to what looks like a subway station. Instead, it leads to a recording studio full of elderly folks making sheep noises, under the direction of the Conductor. An orientation video featuring legend Mickey Rooney explains it all: the seniors are there to make sound effects using their wattles. Not liking this, Bud goes to investigate, while Monsanto opts to take a nap. Bud enters the studio and discovers that his late wife Evelyn isn't dead as he had previously thought. However, Evelyn, under the Conductor's spell, is unresponsive and spits in Bud's face. When Chris discovers that he must share a bathroom, he seeks vengeance. Wielding a sword, Monsanto enters the studio and slays the Conductor, but also ends up killing Bud in the process. He then frees the others in the studio.

episode image

Score:

[noobuII]

Submission for character: Mickey Rooney

Spoiler

Mickey Rooney serves as a soothing force in the Conductor's sound effects scheme. Upon their kidnapping, seniors are shown a video featuring Rooney. "You're in a studio. A Hollywood....... studio! What a thrill," he begins. He then shows how the kidnapees can be stars by simply using their wattles, the loose flaps of skin that hang from their necks.

character pic

80x80 version submitted previously in icon thread.

Score:

[noobuII]

Submission for Villain: The Conductor

I must say, I couldn't think of the proper word describing the genre of the music that was playing - if someone could pin it down, I give permission to make the change - also in the episode description.

Spoiler

The Conductor lures vulnerable senior citizens to his recording studio, using things like old-timey music and shoe shines from minorities. After a brief orientation, the Conductor directs his victims to make sound effects using their wattles, part of a lucrative industry which contributes 98% of the sound effects to Hollywood creations. He meets his fate at the hands, or rather the sword, of Chris Monsanto.

character image

80x80 version

Score:

[itsacoaster]

Okay, I awarded today's points.

[noobuII]

Day 3: I shall claim Episode 2 - Creeps, as well as the villain Neil Phipps.

I also think that Nutricai should be added to the wiki, under some sort of "misc" category.

[noobuII]

aaaand it's done.

Submission for: Episode 2 - Creeps

Spoiler

A spate of creep murders lead Chris Monsanto, Brett, and Susie to the estate of Neil Phipps, a billionaire creep, fearing that his life is in danger. Phipps denies being a creep, and while there Susie receives a call about another dead creep. Soon afterward, Brett and Chris begin to openly display creepy behavior. Creeped out, Susie investigates on the grounds of Phipps' estate, finding a laboratory with containers of a substance called Creepatin, along with an antidote. While trying to find Chris and Brett, Susie realizes that all of the men in town, including those in the Marshals' office, have become creeps. With the coroner's help, Susie figures out that Phipps has poisoned the town's water supply with RUX-40, aka Creepatin, in order to get all of the women, or at least a woman. Susie eventually finds Monsanto, giving him the antidote, and Brett, who turns out to be an actual creep, and the three go to confront Phipps. They find Phipps with a bevy of beautiful women. Phipps orders the women to attack, and a fight ensues. The women are repelled by Chris and Brett, while Susie sends Phipps crashing into his spiderarium, where his tarantulas maul him to death.

episode screen

Edit: updated episode screen

Score:

[noobuII]

Submission for Villain: Neil Phipps

Spoiler

Neil Phipps is a billionaire creep, who lives with his mother. Phipps made his billions in the "to-do list" software industry, and despite his combover, living situation, marital status, and collection of creepy things, denies being an actual creep. Meanwhile, Phipps has been murdering local creeps and removing their Creepatin, in a scheme to become the most desirable man in town. Poisoning the town water supply with the Creepatin, Phipps succeeds, attracting many beautiful women, but meets his death at the hands of his beloved Namibian red-eye Tarantulas after a devastating punch from Susie.

Character pic

80x80 version previously submitted

Edit: Updated Character image

updated 80x80 version

Score: