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Kei Pirate
GodspreadThin
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How has Nutricai improved your life?

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03-11-2011 11:15 PM

I used to be frumpy, but after drinking Nutricai, I'm now hunky.

Girl, you'll be a woman soon...and that really bums me out.

Thanks to superking09 for my scrolling sig.I'm in The Onion!
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03-12-2011 01:31 AM

I used to drink water, but after drinking Nutricai, I drink Nutricai too.

~@Hafk on Twitter~

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03-12-2011 01:51 AM

Nutricai made the mail go away.

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Kei Pirate
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03-12-2011 05:56 AM

Nutricai and water: long-lost lovers brought together in wartime.
Girl, you'll be a woman soon...and that really bums me out.

Thanks to superking09 for my scrolling sig.I'm in The Onion!
Bitten by holkimcardie1
"You are fun, I like reading your posts."- Sedai, clearly attempting to steal my heart.
"You're funny."- NightRangersAshes
S.H.O.T.T.S. Member #91!
What's your heritage? Because you look homosexual. Poisonbella is no mind-controller for the Illuminati. TOMOE242004 never forgets a face she hasn't kissed. MafiaFlood enjoys a wicked wit and a haunted spirit. Superking09 likes to mess with my forbidden sauce. PORNOJUMPSTART LOVES TO MAKE BABIES! GhostOfAnneUgligurl has to be fed twice a day with special meat logs. PresidentOfTheAVClub butters his bread with God's tears, because Mama didn't raise no baby. MrBarnabyJones is cast away on an island adventure for the future of the human race. Dethklok Roadie #530!

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Kei Pirate
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03-12-2011 05:56 AM

Did you know that you can receive information about Nutricai in the mail? Read it with your loved ones.
Girl, you'll be a woman soon...and that really bums me out.

Thanks to superking09 for my scrolling sig.I'm in The Onion!
Bitten by holkimcardie1
"You are fun, I like reading your posts."- Sedai, clearly attempting to steal my heart.
"You're funny."- NightRangersAshes
S.H.O.T.T.S. Member #91!
What's your heritage? Because you look homosexual. Poisonbella is no mind-controller for the Illuminati. TOMOE242004 never forgets a face she hasn't kissed. MafiaFlood enjoys a wicked wit and a haunted spirit. Superking09 likes to mess with my forbidden sauce. PORNOJUMPSTART LOVES TO MAKE BABIES! GhostOfAnneUgligurl has to be fed twice a day with special meat logs. PresidentOfTheAVClub butters his bread with God's tears, because Mama didn't raise no baby. MrBarnabyJones is cast away on an island adventure for the future of the human race. Dethklok Roadie #530!

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03-12-2011 09:14 PM

Nutricai made all my bad thoughts go away. Then return, then I just took some more Nutricai. Then I ran out, so I bought some more Nutricai 

Uh..........wa......uh......you......you think of something.
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Kei Pirate
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03-12-2011 09:30 PM

Nutricai encourages the cycle of renewal and rejuvenation.
Girl, you'll be a woman soon...and that really bums me out.

Thanks to superking09 for my scrolling sig.I'm in The Onion!
Bitten by holkimcardie1
"You are fun, I like reading your posts."- Sedai, clearly attempting to steal my heart.
"You're funny."- NightRangersAshes
S.H.O.T.T.S. Member #91!
What's your heritage? Because you look homosexual. Poisonbella is no mind-controller for the Illuminati. TOMOE242004 never forgets a face she hasn't kissed. MafiaFlood enjoys a wicked wit and a haunted spirit. Superking09 likes to mess with my forbidden sauce. PORNOJUMPSTART LOVES TO MAKE BABIES! GhostOfAnneUgligurl has to be fed twice a day with special meat logs. PresidentOfTheAVClub butters his bread with God's tears, because Mama didn't raise no baby. MrBarnabyJones is cast away on an island adventure for the future of the human race. Dethklok Roadie #530!

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03-12-2011 09:43 PM

Warning: Nutricai may cause impotence, rise in oestrogen levels in males and females, colon explosion, spontaneous assbleeding and the belief that you are comedienne Paula Poundstone. 

Uh..........wa......uh......you......you think of something.
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Kei Pirate
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03-12-2011 09:53 PM

Small price to pay to become governor.
Girl, you'll be a woman soon...and that really bums me out.

Thanks to superking09 for my scrolling sig.I'm in The Onion!
Bitten by holkimcardie1
"You are fun, I like reading your posts."- Sedai, clearly attempting to steal my heart.
"You're funny."- NightRangersAshes
S.H.O.T.T.S. Member #91!
What's your heritage? Because you look homosexual. Poisonbella is no mind-controller for the Illuminati. TOMOE242004 never forgets a face she hasn't kissed. MafiaFlood enjoys a wicked wit and a haunted spirit. Superking09 likes to mess with my forbidden sauce. PORNOJUMPSTART LOVES TO MAKE BABIES! GhostOfAnneUgligurl has to be fed twice a day with special meat logs. PresidentOfTheAVClub butters his bread with God's tears, because Mama didn't raise no baby. MrBarnabyJones is cast away on an island adventure for the future of the human race. Dethklok Roadie #530!

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03-13-2011 12:23 AM

Other then those small things, your life improves dramatically. 

Uh..........wa......uh......you......you think of something.
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Kei Pirate
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03-13-2011 01:52 PM

I'm drinking it now. Excuse me while I stick cotton balls up my butt.
Girl, you'll be a woman soon...and that really bums me out.

Thanks to superking09 for my scrolling sig.I'm in The Onion!
Bitten by holkimcardie1
"You are fun, I like reading your posts."- Sedai, clearly attempting to steal my heart.
"You're funny."- NightRangersAshes
S.H.O.T.T.S. Member #91!
What's your heritage? Because you look homosexual. Poisonbella is no mind-controller for the Illuminati. TOMOE242004 never forgets a face she hasn't kissed. MafiaFlood enjoys a wicked wit and a haunted spirit. Superking09 likes to mess with my forbidden sauce. PORNOJUMPSTART LOVES TO MAKE BABIES! GhostOfAnneUgligurl has to be fed twice a day with special meat logs. PresidentOfTheAVClub butters his bread with God's tears, because Mama didn't raise no baby. MrBarnabyJones is cast away on an island adventure for the future of the human race. Dethklok Roadie #530!

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