I don't no if this was a dream or not, but I remember an episode on family guy that the whole griffinfamily got superpowers,was it real or what?Or is their a episode about it?
Peter: Your mom and I have something for you.
Stewie: Oh, let me guess. You've picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn, and turn, until... ooh! Big shock, a jack pops out. And, you laugh, and the kids laugh, and the dog laughs, and I die a little inside.
Chris: When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonet up my nose, it tickles my brain.
Mr. Lassenbee: Apparently, there's some law against teaching the evolutionary theory that Gil Gerard used a time machine, went back, and turned into the primordial ooze.
Tom Tucker: Hello. Tom Tucker live at James Woods High School with this sensational breaking story. A teacher caught molesting children... with crackpot theories. Full story at 11:00.
Diane Simmons: And reports indicate she has also consumed a record amount of seamen.
Tom Tucker: Well, that sounds like one powerful hurricane, Diane.
Meg: Oh, my God! I'm missing the news!
Peter: We all miss the news, Meg. But Huey Lewis needs time to create, and we have to learn to be patient.
Tom Tucker: Look at my moustache. Do you think it tickles women when I kiss them?
Boy: I don't know.
Tom Tucker: Wrong. The answer is "only slightly." Only slightly.
Neil Goldman: Try to move in on my woman, will you, Tom Tucker? No one crosses Neil Goldman and gets away with it! I added a little something to your coffee that I don't think you're gonna like... Here's your coffee, Mr. Tucker.
Tom Tucker: What the hell is in this?
Neil Goldman: Sweet'n low! That's for trying to steal my woman!
Tom Tucker: Go back and bring it to me with urine in it like I asked!
Meg: Oh, my God, we're gonna die! There's so much of life I haven't experienced! I never even got the chance to be some drunk college guy's last resort!
Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Uh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy is all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.
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