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The_Neck_Kicker
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Brian Vs. Quagmire

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04-18-2011 11:21 PM

GO!

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04-19-2011 01:19 AM

Quagmire?


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04-19-2011 05:56 AM

Best ever.

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04-20-2011 12:52 PM

They should both just kiss and make up. Plain and simple.
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04-21-2011 06:10 PM

Go to what? Bread?
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04-22-2011 06:35 AM

I could swear this thread idea was done recently, but then again maybe it was just brought up in another topic. Eitherway Brian. He can be a d-bag but he does get a raw deal, and everyone gets fed up and strikes back even if they go against some of their own beliefs.

Quagmire is funny and all but there is low substance, I can relate a lot more to Brian.

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04-22-2011 11:13 PM

To be honest I don't find Quagmire funny. So I would have to go with Brian.

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04-30-2011 10:11 PM

what? Quagmire is hella funny.

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05-05-2011 04:37 PM

Bryan would win.

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05-12-2011 02:05 PM

I have a crush on Brian, so I have to be biased.

 

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JakeMorgan
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05-12-2011 10:04 PM

Quagmire has always been my favorite character.

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05-30-2011 10:05 AM

As much of Quagmire being a Boomhaur rip off, I really really hate Brain, so yeah.

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06-16-2011 03:06 PM

Quagmire would run him over with a plane
I had no name. I had no parents. I was from the 79th District of North Rukongai, Kusajishi. I had never seen anything in colours other than bloody red. But then you appeared, from the 80th District of North Rukongai, Zaraki. Even deeper in the darkness. You demolished the chaotic world that was dyed in blood, then you gave me a name. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here today. --Yachiru Kusajishi
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07-08-2011 07:11 PM

Does Quagmire get Aids or H.I.V. when Buttfuuuuuudgeing girls he never marries. Brian is the best. in the words of Brian saying to Quagmire... "GO TO HELL!"

fuuuuuudge Quagmire! And fuuuuuudge those who worship that big chined, sex crazed **tut-tut** who impersonates Bruce Campbell and Jay Leno. I HATE QUAGMIRE!

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07-09-2011 05:55 AM

Brian can be a pretentious douche, but I'll go for Brian. Quagmire's funny - but his a rapist. It's why he didn't get the spin-off. 

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07-09-2011 08:50 AM

i agree quagmire is a douche and he's funny and all but he's just plain gross

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07-10-2011 12:16 AM

Quagmire fo sho.
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07-12-2011 03:27 PM - last edited on 07-12-2011 03:29 PM

I used to like Brian when he was the wise one of the house. Now he just acts like a douche. Quagmire hasen't really talked lately in the newer episodes. Unless you count the one when Quagmire flat out tells brian why he he hates them and also the one when Brian has sex with Quagmire's dad. I'd have to go with Quagmire because even though he's a pervert, he's more calm then Brian.

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07-22-2011 11:33 AM

I believe that brian would win.

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09-04-2011 04:39 PM

i cant decide but dont for me if u do fuuuuuudge u!!!!!!!!!!!!

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09-04-2011 04:41 PM

wat the hell they blur of all the bad words u cant say fuuuuuudge or **beast** or bastard or fuuuuuudgeer but u can say sex wat the hell man!?!?!

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09-04-2011 04:42 PM

this **beast** im pissed off screw u
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09-23-2011 06:48 PM

Quagmire, he kicks Brian's ass in that episode where he finds out his dad is gay.
I had no name. I had no parents. I was from the 79th District of North Rukongai, Kusajishi. I had never seen anything in colours other than bloody red. But then you appeared, from the 80th District of North Rukongai, Zaraki. Even deeper in the darkness. You demolished the chaotic world that was dyed in blood, then you gave me a name. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here today. --Yachiru Kusajishi
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10-14-2011 05:03 PM

if quagmire beats up Brian,that's animal abuse.tee hee.:smileyvery-happy:

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12-05-2011 03:35 AM

I don't recall Brian ever winning a fight.

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